Ever caught people having "you know"

OneForTheTeam · 21-03-2011 04:55PM #1

Ever walked in on someone having sex? Or seen a neighbour naked?

Me I havnt.

Share your sexy storys

/opens pants.

biko · 21-03-2011 04:57PM

Eeeewwww

Ganymede Glow · 21-03-2011 04:58PM

I rode your oul won 1 time, that was good for a laugh

blackdog2 · 21-03-2011 05:04PM

I caught myself having you know what in the you know where last night.

Bedclothes are in the dry cleaners, if it happens again tonight it'll be curtains for my little snoozejuice performance

Mint Sauce · 21-03-2011 05:07PM

Walked into the staff room kitchen where I used to work years ago as a teenager. There she was sitting in the counter, there he was, standing between her open legs, a 'fcuk off stew', and me apolagising sheepishly led to a slightly uncomfortable scilence nest time we were all seated together in the ajoining break room.

There are some things a young inocent mind do not need to see.

Banjaxed82 · 21-03-2011 05:09PM

OneForTheTeam wrote: »

Ever walked in on someone having sex? Or seen a neighbour naked?

Me I havnt.

Share your sexy storys

/opens pants.

Is anybody here that gifted with the written word that just watching some porn wouldn't be easier..?

21-03-2011 05:10PM

irish-stew wrote: »

staff room kitchen... a 'fcuk off stew'

Is that what that position's called when it's in the kitchen?! :eek:

blackdog2 · 21-03-2011 05:11PM

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

Is anybody here that gifted with the written word that just watching some porn wouldn't be easier..?

Flutt will be along soon, boards' very own scat porn

A_Border_Bandit · 21-03-2011 05:12PM

Yeah, my two nephews were at it with my niece. Looked like a mad laugh but they wouldn't let me join in. Ah they're funny

Ah wait...

I read that wrong. That was UNO.jpg

PenguinMan · 21-03-2011 05:15PM

My brother's girlfriend stays over the odd time. I was lying in bed one night around half 1 and I heard laughter coming from their room (room next to mine). At first I ignored it as innocent joking around, but then I heard him tell her to ssh. After a few minutes, I heard a small *thud* against the wall which steadily became faster. After turning on some music on my laptop I think they got the message that they weren't the only ones awake.

pragmatic1 · 21-03-2011 05:16PM

When I as a kid walked in on my sister and then future brother in law having sex. Didnt know what they were doing at the time thank ****.

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 05:21PM

OP all the time....
I work in a brothel

Spunge · 21-03-2011 05:23PM

<snip>
Please do not link to PI threads.

prinz · 21-03-2011 05:23PM

Yes, but there wasn't anything remotely sexy about it. They were at it in a hostel room with loads of bunk beds and that. I arrived back mid act and was completely hammered trying to pass them to get to my own bed. Despite valiant attempts to tip-toe past I didn't make it and tripped over a pair of shoes and interrupted them.

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 05:27PM

OMG!

Golden Showers!

:eek:

Saila · 21-03-2011 05:28PM

you mean SEX its ok theres no preists here
god doesnt allow the internet..it wasnt in the bible.

Seaneh · 21-03-2011 05:29PM

walked into a bathroom in a house I was sharing while in college one night while we were having a party and there were two 18 year old french girls who were on a student exchange with their pants around their ankles going at eachother against a wall.
I apologized and said lock the door, etc...

They appear out about 15minutes later and one of the, goes over to her BF as if nothing happened, the other comes out to the kictehm and asks me not to tell anyone. I say not to worry, none of my business.

An hour after that she naked in my bed...

That girl was a sluuuuuuuut.

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 05:31PM

you know...
Sounds more seductive...
open for interpretation you know

prinz · 21-03-2011 05:32PM

Interrupted a German couple having some fun in a bathroom too. His face was priceless, couldn't see hers.

tallaghtmick · 21-03-2011 05:33PM

came home from work one summer and seen my neigbour sittin in a car on his own thought id go over and say hello........a head pops up from his lap........broke me bollox laughin and turned around:D

OneForTheTeam · 21-03-2011 05:33PM

prinz wrote: »

Interrupted a German couple having some fun in a bathroom too. His face was priceless, couldn't see hers.

Why where was her face :pac:

aquarian_fire · 21-03-2011 05:34PM

Never walked in on anyone thank god! Heard it a fair few times though.

prinz · 21-03-2011 05:36PM

OneForTheTeam wrote: »

Why where was her face :pac:

Could only see the back of it, he had his hands on top, I'm sure you can work out the rest. Caught her eye a few times later that night, awkward, she knew well what I had walked in on.

tallaghtmick · 21-03-2011 05:38PM

prinz wrote: »

Interrupted a German couple having some fun in a bathroom too. His face was priceless, couldn't see hers.

like this http://www.wearmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wearmeme-son-i-am-disappoint2.jpg :pac:

minidazzler · 21-03-2011 05:38PM

Seaneh wrote: »

walked into a bathroom in a house I was sharing while in college one night while we were having a party and there were two 18 year old french girls who were on a student exchange with their pants around their ankles going at eachother against a wall.
I apologized and said lock the door, etc...

They appear out about 15minutes later and one of the, goes over to her BF as if nothing happened, the other comes out to the kictehm and asks me not to tell anyone. I say not to worry, none of my business.

An hour after that she naked in my bed...

That girl was a sluuuuuuuut.

I love this story so much I want it written longer and in sordid detail! :pac:

Never caught but I have been caught...well, it's more complicated than caught, but my dad uses boards and I definitely don't want him to read that exactly how it happened!

cc4life · 21-03-2011 05:39PM

I remember walking up a stairway in ul..i was trying to get onto the roof for the laugh..noone ever goes up to top of the staircase..i went up and they were hard at it..i saluted them and left

OneForTheTeam · 21-03-2011 05:40PM

minidazzler wrote: »

I love this story so much I want it written longer and in sordid detail! :pac:

Never caught but I have been caught...well, it's more complicated than caught, but my dad uses boards and I definitely don't want him to read that exactly how it happened!

Do for the crack:D

prinz · 21-03-2011 05:42PM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

like this http://www.wearmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wearmeme-son-i-am-disappoint2.jpg :pac:

More like this..

http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/shocked-face.jpg

Not sure if it was shock, or his O face.

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 05:47PM

I have caught usually housemates shagging on the couch...when I arrived home late...them having thought I was already in bed.
And I have been caught manys a time...discreetly by drunken sleepwalkers.
Although Twice when it was oral....it was not so discreet..drunk sleepwalking, getting back at me for walking in on them in the sitting room!
Sometimes I think people want to walk in on you!
Have taken to locking bedroom.

toodleytoo · 21-03-2011 05:53PM

cc4life wrote: »

I remember walking up a stairway in ul..i was trying to get onto the roof for the laugh..noone ever goes up to top of the staircase..i went up and they were hard at it..i saluted them and left

haha which building?

Rds1989 · 21-03-2011 06:10PM

Well i was caught in the cinema, me and a girl were watching 'the road' and she decided it was boring and started giving me head not realising there was a women on her own 5 or 6 seats to our right, i was gonna say something but she seemed to be having fun.

Ever caught people having "you know"

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