Do you think you were reincarnated?

Rubberlegs · 20-03-2011 12:00PM #1

After a lot of soul searching for many years now I have come to the conclusion that I was definitely here before this life. Glamorous and all as it would be to say I'm the reincarnation of say eg. Marilyn Monroe, my story, I believe, is not one of fame and fortune. I, sadly, am the reincarnation of a Famine victim:(. This I believe because when a plate of food is put in front of me, I become a monster, kinda like the Cookie Monster. Be it at home, or out at a restaraunt, there will be no pleasant dinner conversation from Cat. Instead I just shovel it in, chew, swallow, chew, swallow. Don't f**kin talk to me , can't you see I'm f**kin eatin:mad:!!!!! It possibly explains why I punched my sister for taking a chip off my plate years ago. I was pregnant,so in fairness, could have probably got away with killing her? She never darkened my plate again. I believe I live in a constant fear of being without food, or someone taking my food. But this is how I am and it is a tribute to my former hungry,weak Famine self. By rights I should be massive and/or have ulcers.
Just wondering, anyone else out there in AH believes they are reincarnated:)??

Tubsandtiles · 20-03-2011 12:02PM

No.

Ghandee · 20-03-2011 12:03PM

Fascinating ....

Really.

phasers · 20-03-2011 12:04PM

No OP, you're just greedy.

The Longfellow · 20-03-2011 12:04PM

Do you usually order soup?

Colmo52 · 20-03-2011 12:04PM

NO

Xivilai · 20-03-2011 12:05PM

I think i'm reincarnated from the Mad Scientist who created the potatoe blight, sorry 'bout that

Rubberlegs · 20-03-2011 12:06PM

Yup, really:D:D. I'm sensing disbelief

SillyDan · 20-03-2011 12:07PM

According to my parents, I used to talk about my previous life when I was 2-4 years old. Apparently, I talked about how I had lots of slaves and shizz.

Colmo52 · 20-03-2011 12:09PM

I was Spartacus, Hitler and Jesus.

Xivilai · 20-03-2011 12:09PM

OP, A few years ago I read half of a book called "Journey Of Souls" by Michael Newton, may be something you'd be interested in if you want to follow up on this

Rubberlegs · 20-03-2011 12:11PM

The Longfellow wrote: »

Do you usually order soup?

Yeah, why

?

Rubberlegs · 20-03-2011 12:12PM

Xivilai wrote: »

I think i'm reincarnated from the Mad Scientist who created the potatoe blight, sorry 'bout that

I'm sending you the bill for my gastric band:p

Xivilai · 20-03-2011 12:13PM

73Cat wrote: »

Yeah, why?

Soup kitchen

ejmaztec · 20-03-2011 12:14PM

OP, seems to me that in a past life you were a JCB driver.

Eve_Dublin · 20-03-2011 12:16PM

OP I'm convinced I must have been a famine victim in a previous life as well...same as yourself....usually finish my food in 2.2 seconds and my father always commented when we had relations over that "she's a great appetite on her! Not like her other 2 sisters!"...probably not something a teenage girl wants to hear though...I always thought it was a sneaky way of calling me a greedy pig. Nothing has changed...I eat anything and everything...there's nothing I don't eat and I hate throwing away food.

I even picked out a bunch of perfectly grand bananas my housemate threw in the bin last week, washed them and ate them (not in one sitting though).

Rubberlegs · 20-03-2011 12:22PM

Xivilai wrote: »

Soup kitchen

Oh yeah:p. ( I knew that, I was just testing)

ejmaztec · 20-03-2011 12:28PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

OP I'm convinced I must have been a famine victim in a previous life as well...same as yourself....usually finish my food in 2.2 seconds and my father always commented when we had relations over that "she's a great appetite on her! Not like her other 2 sisters!"...probably not something a teenage girl wants to hear though...I always thought it was a sneaky way of calling me a greedy pig. Nothing has changed...I eat anything and everything...there's nothing I don't eat and I hate throwing away food.

I even picked out a bunch of perfectly grand bananas my housemate threw in the bin last week, washed them and ate them (not in one sitting though).

You sure you haven't got worms?

Micky Dolenz · 20-03-2011 12:37PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

OP I'm convinced I must have been a famine victim in a previous life as well...same as yourself....usually finish my food in 2.2 seconds and my father always commented when we had relations over that "she's a great appetite on her! Not like her other 2 sisters!"...probably not something a teenage girl wants to hear though...I always thought it was a sneaky way of calling me a greedy pig. Nothing has changed...I eat anything and everything...there's nothing I don't eat and I hate throwing away food.

I even picked out a bunch of perfectly grand bananas my housemate threw in the bin last week, washed them and ate them (not in one sitting though).

Wanna go on a date some time? I know where the best bins are.

Biggins · 20-03-2011 12:38PM

No

Penn · 20-03-2011 12:41PM

I think I remember Ricky Gervais talking about a party he heard about where people dressed up as who they were in a past life, having all gone through past life regression with a hypnotist. There were 2 Napoleans.

OutlawPete · 20-03-2011 12:51PM

I know a family in Malahide who believe that a woman who came from the UK, who had never been to Ireland before, is there dead mother. They made a documentary about her, but that's not why you called.

Yes, I believe I was Jesus in a previous life as I have this intense paranoid fear of women telling people that I made them pregnant, when I never even touched them.

Duckworth_Luas · 20-03-2011 01:01PM

Every time I visit AH I feel like I've been here before.

Always a thread on bashing Irish language, bashing asylum seekers, bashing Catholics, bashing Ireland in general and usually one on bashing the bishop.

20-03-2011 01:08PM

I have never heard a better excuse for being fat in all my life.

sunflower27 · 20-03-2011 01:16PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I have never heard a better excuse for being fat in all my life.

Not everyone that eats a lot is fat. Not heard of a high metabolism?

Saila · 20-03-2011 01:20PM

my whole family is reincarnated famine victims so, they cant let food go in the bin..fuckin war rationing :rolleyes: I eventually rebelled against it and take pleasure in not clearing my plate and throwing food in the bin

Eve_Dublin · 20-03-2011 01:22PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I have never heard a better excuse for being fat in all my life.

I'm a size 8/10, baby!

I don't eat a lot...I just eat everything as in I'm not a picky eater.

Eve_Dublin · 20-03-2011 01:25PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

You sure you haven't got worms?

I thought that before actually...As I said, I'm not talking quantity here...I just eat what's put in front of me and nothing more and there is nothing I don't eat except perhaps brain...but I haven't tried that yet...I'd probably like it.

Maybe something is up with the auld tastebuds?

Barna77 · 20-03-2011 01:28PM

Give all the bad luck that I have, I must have been a son of a bitch in a previous life. Karma is getting back at me.

But I don't believe in all those things

:pac:

Eve_Dublin · 20-03-2011 01:28PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Wanna go on a date some time? I know where the best bins are.

I've got a good friend in London who eats all his food from bins. Unbelievable what supermarkets throw away...

ejmaztec · 20-03-2011 01:44PM

Barna77 wrote: »

Give all the bad luck that I have, I must have been a son of a bitch in a previous life. Karma is getting back at me.

Same here.:eek: I've got an inexplicable phobia about Berlin bunkers, and occasionally have been known to shout at people in German when I'm standing on a balcony.

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