Do you think you were reincarnated?

Rubberlegs

After a lot of soul searching for many years now I have come to the conclusion that I was definitely here before this life. Glamorous and all as it would be to say I'm the reincarnation of say eg. Marilyn Monroe, my story, I believe, is not one of fame and fortune. I, sadly, am the reincarnation of a Famine victim:(. This I believe because when a plate of food is put in front of me, I become a monster, kinda like the Cookie Monster. Be it at home, or out at a restaraunt, there will be no pleasant dinner conversation from Cat. Instead I just shovel it in, chew, swallow, chew, swallow. Don't f**kin talk to me , can't you see I'm f**kin eatin:mad:!!!!! It possibly explains why I punched my sister for taking a chip off my plate years ago. I was pregnant,so in fairness, could have probably got away with killing her? She never darkened my plate again. I believe I live in a constant fear of being without food, or someone taking my food. But this is how I am and it is a tribute to my former hungry,weak Famine self. By rights I should be massive and/or have ulcers.
Just wondering, anyone else out there in AH believes they are reincarnated:)??

Tubsandtiles

No.

Ghandee

Fascinating ....

Really.

phasers

No OP, you're just greedy.

The Longfellow

Do you usually order soup?

Colmo52

NO

Xivilai

I think i'm reincarnated from the Mad Scientist who created the potatoe blight, sorry 'bout that

Rubberlegs

Yup, really:D:D. I'm sensing disbelief

SillyDan

According to my parents, I used to talk about my previous life when I was 2-4 years old. Apparently, I talked about how I had lots of slaves and shizz.

Colmo52

I was Spartacus, Hitler and Jesus.

Xivilai

OP, A few years ago I read half of a book called "Journey Of Souls" by Michael Newton, may be something you'd be interested in if you want to follow up on this

Rubberlegs

The Longfellow wrote: »

Do you usually order soup?

Yeah, why?

Rubberlegs

Xivilai wrote: »

I think i'm reincarnated from the Mad Scientist who created the potatoe blight, sorry 'bout that

I'm sending you the bill for my gastric band:p

Xivilai

73Cat wrote: »

Yeah, why?

Soup kitchen

ejmaztec

OP, seems to me that in a past life you were a JCB driver.

Eve_Dublin

OP I'm convinced I must have been a famine victim in a previous life as well...same as yourself....usually finish my food in 2.2 seconds and my father always commented when we had relations over that "she's a great appetite on her! Not like her other 2 sisters!"...probably not something a teenage girl wants to hear though...I always thought it was a sneaky way of calling me a greedy pig. Nothing has changed...I eat anything and everything...there's nothing I don't eat and I hate throwing away food.

I even picked out a bunch of perfectly grand bananas my housemate threw in the bin last week, washed them and ate them (not in one sitting though).

Rubberlegs

Xivilai wrote: »

Soup kitchen

Oh yeah:p. ( I knew that, I was just testing)

ejmaztec

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

OP I'm convinced I must have been a famine victim in a previous life as well...same as yourself....usually finish my food in 2.2 seconds and my father always commented when we had relations over that "she's a great appetite on her! Not like her other 2 sisters!"...probably not something a teenage girl wants to hear though...I always thought it was a sneaky way of calling me a greedy pig. Nothing has changed...I eat anything and everything...there's nothing I don't eat and I hate throwing away food.

I even picked out a bunch of perfectly grand bananas my housemate threw in the bin last week, washed them and ate them (not in one sitting though).

You sure you haven't got worms?

Micky Dolenz

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

OP I'm convinced I must have been a famine victim in a previous life as well...same as yourself....usually finish my food in 2.2 seconds and my father always commented when we had relations over that "she's a great appetite on her! Not like her other 2 sisters!"...probably not something a teenage girl wants to hear though...I always thought it was a sneaky way of calling me a greedy pig. Nothing has changed...I eat anything and everything...there's nothing I don't eat and I hate throwing away food.

I even picked out a bunch of perfectly grand bananas my housemate threw in the bin last week, washed them and ate them (not in one sitting though).

Wanna go on a date some time? I know where the best bins are.

Biggins

No

Penn

I think I remember Ricky Gervais talking about a party he heard about where people dressed up as who they were in a past life, having all gone through past life regression with a hypnotist. There were 2 Napoleans.

OutlawPete

I know a family in Malahide who believe that a woman who came from the UK, who had never been to Ireland before, is there dead mother. They made a documentary about her, but that's not why you called.

Yes, I believe I was Jesus in a previous life as I have this intense paranoid fear of women telling people that I made them pregnant, when I never even touched them.

Duckworth_Luas

Every time I visit AH I feel like I've been here before.

Always a thread on bashing Irish language, bashing asylum seekers, bashing Catholics, bashing Ireland in general and usually one on bashing the bishop.

I have never heard a better excuse for being fat in all my life.

sunflower27

Deleted User wrote: »

I have never heard a better excuse for being fat in all my life.

Not everyone that eats a lot is fat. Not heard of a high metabolism?

Saila

my whole family is reincarnated famine victims so, they cant let food go in the bin..fuckin war rationing :rolleyes: I eventually rebelled against it and take pleasure in not clearing my plate and throwing food in the bin

Eve_Dublin

Deleted User wrote: »

I have never heard a better excuse for being fat in all my life.

I'm a size 8/10, baby!

I don't eat a lot...I just eat everything as in I'm not a picky eater.

Eve_Dublin

ejmaztec wrote: »

You sure you haven't got worms?

I thought that before actually...As I said, I'm not talking quantity here...I just eat what's put in front of me and nothing more and there is nothing I don't eat except perhaps brain...but I haven't tried that yet...I'd probably like it.

Maybe something is up with the auld tastebuds?

Barna77

Give all the bad luck that I have, I must have been a son of a bitch in a previous life. Karma is getting back at me.

But I don't believe in all those things

:pac:

Eve_Dublin

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Wanna go on a date some time? I know where the best bins are.

I've got a good friend in London who eats all his food from bins. Unbelievable what supermarkets throw away...

ejmaztec

Barna77 wrote: »

Give all the bad luck that I have, I must have been a son of a bitch in a previous life. Karma is getting back at me.

Same here.:eek: I've got an inexplicable phobia about Berlin bunkers, and occasionally have been known to shout at people in German when I'm standing on a balcony.

Snake Pliisken

Much more positive response to this thread over in board.in...

Saila

Colmo52 wrote: »

I was Spartacus

I AM SPARTACUS!!!!!!

Calibos

I'm the reincarnation of Doubting Thomas

pretty sure i was strangled in my last life :pac:

Coriolanus

No, because I'm not certifiably retarded.

ejmaztec

I read about a reincarnation club in the US a few years ago, where all of the members would meet and would be dressed up as the people they were supposed to be reincarnated from. For some peculiar reason, three people used to show up as Napolean.

Trooperboyo

Knowing my luck, if I were to be reincarnated chances are I'd probably come back as me all over again:pac:

Micky Dolenz

bluewolf wrote: »

pretty sure i was strangled in my last life :pac:

Interesting.

Michael Hutchinson style or something less exiting?

RichieC

I was Pat Kenny in my last life.

bazza1

Reincarnated?...let me get back to you on that!

Daisy!

A friend of mine is convinced that he was a fox in a former life because blood hounds (beagles and the like?!) always growl at him He is a bit tapped though to be fair but it made me laugh. Ya never know!

pragmatic1

Well OP, every atom in your body has been here in some form since the earth was created. So you are billions of years old. And in a pervious life, half of you resided in your fathers testicles, while the other half lived somewhere up your mothers vagina.

Fart

I get reincarnated everytime someone lets one rip.

sgb

I want to come back as a ladies bicycle saddle

Micky Dolenz

sgb wrote: »

I want to come back as a ladies bicycle saddle

You sure?

Micky Dolenz

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

You sure?

arghhhh youre not dudess

Micky Dolenz

bluewolf wrote: »

arghhhh youre not dudess

I can be, if you want

Kimono-Girl

I Don't know if i believe in reincarnation or not...


can anyone prove to me it exists?

Rubberlegs

Deleted User wrote: »

I have never heard a better excuse for being fat in all my life.

I'm not fat :eek:. I don't eat more than anyone else, just faster. Much, much , faster.....

tallaghtmick

Colmo52 wrote: »

I was Spartacus, Hitler and Jesus.

sparthitlejesus:eek: