If you were Taoiseach for a day?

a) use the 'litter problem' as an excuse to introduce martial law

b) armed bodyguards in the dail to oversee the passing of an 'enabling act'.

c) line up all every green party member to send them on a permanent vacation somewhere nice where they have no way of getting back in touch ever again. Add Ivana Bacik to the list.

d) leave the EU

e) deport all bogus illegal immigrants

f) Rename the month of June to something more interesting. That's all before lunch, after lunch is when the fun begins.

Lower prices for goods.

Move the clock 1 hour ahead in line with Europe.

Destroy and re-generate ****ty estate areas of Citys like Limerick.

Complete the Ghost estates and give them away at knock down prices to people on the affordable housing register etc.

Improve all secondary and main city roads, some of the roads in Galway City are a disgrace.

Pedestrianise Dublin City center.

Go Nuclear.

Increase the size of the DF especially the Navy and put a stop to foreign vessels taking our fish stocks.

Increase the Customs personnel for searches/seizures, at the moment you need to work in Revenue for this, I propose it being open to all to join provided background checks are good and you are of good character.

Create a modern Rail system Nationwide and open it as in the UK to the likes of Virgin Rail, it is 2011 and the Rail system is a joke we do not even have a railline to Dublin/Shannon Airports-retarded.

Join NATO.

Lower benefits and means test them if you can work you should be working.

Create jobs in local communities for people on the dole ( street hygiene/flowers/public jobs etc ), make them work for it and give them free lunch/dinners as they are working for the dole.

Regulate the immigrants in Ireland and as another poster has mentioned do a 3 strikes rule, obviously for murder or any bodily harm your gone.

Give more powers to The Gardai especially with anti-social behaviour and take them all off desk jobs and increase Patrols Nationwide.

Declare war on Somalia, draft Ronan Keating into a special "task force" and have the defence forces drop him off in Mogadishu wearing a sign spouting an anti-Islamic slogan.

Instate a monarchy with Paul McShane as our king and Daniel O'Donnell as our Queen.

Build a wall around Limerick and turn the whole city into a maximum security prison, then kill Kurt Russell so he can't stop me.

Have Roy Keane and Stephen Ireland arrested on charges of "Treason Against the State".

Free Star Bars for everyone!

Replace Amhrán na bhFiann as our national anthem with: Aon Focal Eile.

Ensure nobody is allowed on RTE television unless they are naked and that nobody is allowed on RTE Radio unless they are huffing furiously on Helium.

Release 50 Bengal Tigers onto the streets of Cork and 100 Crocodiles into the Liffey at Newbridge.

Lock Bertie inside the Point Depot with 1,000 Pedophiles for a good 2 hours before letting the Crocodiles in.

Free Kerrygold for everyone!

All Ireland winning captains must first make their acceptance speeches in ancient Aramaic.

The unemployed must dance for their Dole, the better the dance the more they get.

A state bounty will be placed on the head of Dick Roche.

The Euro Currency will be replaced by vintage He-Man action figures.

Productive enough day...