Smelling your own farts?

Cybertron85 · 14-03-2011 03:36PM

I'd also get a real sense of satisfaction by others around me who are slightly repulsed by a silent assassin of mine and frantically crack a window or leave the room. Try not to burst out laughing, it's impossible.

It's some biological thing, I'm not sure why, but you wouldn't be bothered by your own snot, but someone else's is just sickening, you'd run a mile to get away from it.

admiralofthefleet · 14-03-2011 03:38PM

I made dinner with the 49c lidl stuffing on saturday that made me let the foulest apple carts in a long time. they literally smelled like a mixture of sage, thyme and shit and nearly tore the paint off the walls

FlutterinBantam · 14-03-2011 07:04PM

Hmmmm...................indeed.:rolleyes:

In my humble opinion the mince fart with onions is a prizewinner.

Nothing beats the build up of pressure in the 'vestibule' and to actually have the control to release it on tap.The 'Whaaaaaarppppp' sound is especially gratifying as she sings through the cotton undies and the outers and into the fresh air.

Unloaded one of these 'mince specials' prior to exiting the lift in Dundrum Town centre recently, fcuking bang nearly stained the walls.

I pitied the couple with the baby in the buggy who entered after I left.

spider guardian · 14-03-2011 07:07PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Nothing beats the build up of pressure in the 'vestibule' and to actually have the control to release it on tap.The 'Whaaaaaarppppp' sound is especially gratifying as she sings through the cotton undies and the outers and into the fresh air.

More eloquent than what I was expecting from this thread. Time to unsubscribe

we'llallhavetea_old · 14-03-2011 07:15PM

you have to sniff yer own, you just have to.

filmbuffboy · 14-03-2011 07:28PM

anyone who says they dont like the smell of their own farts is lying.

PeterIanStaker · 14-03-2011 09:07PM

AndyGarcia wrote: »

Was in bed the other night with the girlfriend and let and massive ripper out. She nearly puked when she got the wiff but i stuck me head under the duvet and had a good wiff myself and it didnt bother me at all, i like the smell of my farts?

you're doing it wrong OP, its her head you put under the duvet!!

PeterIanStaker · 14-03-2011 09:09PM

Agricola wrote: »

My dog loves smelling his own farts. Always gives his ass a sniff after letting off a bad one. Just goes to show some of us are closer to the animal kingdom than others!

I'm also p*ssing myself laughing at this, wish I could thank you twice!

BraziliaNZ · 14-03-2011 09:11PM

Seriously. What is the obsession with bowel movements and passing wind on this forum? Are you all a bit tapped or what? F**king disgusting.

irelandspurs · 14-03-2011 09:12PM

I like to cupcake mine

admiralofthefleet · 14-03-2011 09:14PM

just had a feed of mushy peas with my dinner so ill be 'musical' all night

nullzero · 14-03-2011 09:34PM

Of course I like my own brand, although I don't drive a Prius.:pac:

L'prof · 14-03-2011 09:37PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Seriously. What is the obsession with bowel movements and passing wind on this forum? Are you all a bit tapped or what? F**king disgusting.

Yes, it's clearly all of us that are a bit tapped

fabbydabby · 14-03-2011 09:39PM

filmbuffboy wrote: »

anyone who says they dont like the smell of their own farts is lying.

Do you think that you could determine your own fart in a jar if there were two other placebo farts in other jars to throw you off the scent?

As a corollary, it is my contention that people enjoy farts that they 'believe' to be their own.

Do you think that if you released a mild fart, and an associate nearby surrupticiously released a far more pungent, overpowering specimen, you would assume the pungent one to be your own, and enjoy it? And once you find out that it is not yours, you would suddenly become revolted by it.

I believe that this is the case, and to prove it I need two volunteers, three jars, four bottles of Spitfire ale, a large pizza from domino's and three portions of garlic dip.

losthorizon · 14-03-2011 09:42PM

Its a good thing you lot dont live in Malawai http://www.zimeye.org/?p=26958

fuerte1976 · 14-03-2011 09:49PM

Ah but shur you know your onto a winner when your mates name you 'the skunk'
Must admit mine(when I'm on form) are an odour to behold. Was on a stag in Dingle a few years ago and a certain establishment was a bit full for our liking so 'the skunk' was sent in... All I could hear from behind me was from a female yank 'oh my gawd, the smell of s*it off that guy' ! And the space cleared ! I almost pi**ed myself laughing as I stood in the middle of the bar on me tod !

:)

baldymac · 14-03-2011 09:53PM

when you fart and then sh it in your pants its called a "sharted"

STIG83 · 15-03-2011 07:30PM

Nothing as worse as a "Follow Through" :eek:

orourkeda · 15-03-2011 07:44PM

You cant beat a good ripping fart.

Wolfe Tone · 15-03-2011 07:47PM

fuerte1976 wrote: »

Ah but shur you know your onto a winner when your mates name you 'the skunk'
Must admit mine(when I'm on form) are an odour to behold. Was on a stag in Dingle a few years ago and a certain establishment was a bit full for our liking so 'the skunk' was sent in... All I could hear from behind me was from a female yank 'oh my gawd, the smell of s*it off that guy' ! And the space cleared ! I almost pi**ed myself laughing as I stood in the middle of the bar on me tod !
:)

I bet the mother is proud.

STIG83 · 15-03-2011 07:47PM

Hate to be the girl in this video;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bvaCc5aCxA

rednik · 15-03-2011 07:48PM

Life's little pleasures.

Wolfe Tone · 15-03-2011 07:58PM

STIG83 wrote: »

Hate to be the girl in this video;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bvaCc5aCxA

Now that was a shart

Caveat_ · 15-03-2011 07:59PM

who doesn't like farting.

fuerte1976 · 15-03-2011 08:07PM

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I bet the mother is proud.

Not when I'm on form ...

:D

STIG83 · 15-03-2011 08:09PM

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Now that was a shart

It sure was!!

STIG83 · 17-03-2011 02:36PM

There some noises coming out of me today after a feed of beer last night!!

Smelling your own farts?

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