Smelling your own farts?

AndyGarcia

Was in bed the other night with the girlfriend and let and massive ripper out. She nearly puked when she got the wiff but i stuck me head under the duvet and had a good wiff myself and it didnt bother me at all, i like the smell of my farts.

Am i the only pig that does this or do any of the rest of you's like the smell of your own work?

TPD

Don't mind them most of the time, but after a night on the beer there can be an acidic quality to the smell which I can't stand.

Biggins

I smell a rotten topic!

Screaminmidget

OP - Seek (professional) help.

Shulgin

Everyone secretly loves the fragrance of there own farts.

No idea why though?

AndyGarcia

Shulgin wrote: »

Everyone secretly loves the fragrance of there own farts.

No idea why though?

I was trying to explain this to her last night, i love the smell of mine and i have no clue why, but if someone else farts it's manky and im running for fresh air, wonder what makes us like our own

fakearms123

She's a lucky woman :rolleyes:

bonerm

AndyGarcia wrote: »

Was in bed the other night with the girlfriend

No you weren't.

St.Spodo

I hate the smell of my own farts but I love the smell of everyone else's. Perfectly normal.

Xivilai

I'm disgusted at other people's farts (unless its a lady )
but quite enjoy my own and feel a sense of achievement upon sniffing them.

darragh16

AndyGarcia wrote: »

Was in bed the other night with the girlfriend and let and massive ripper out. She nearly puked when she got the wiff but i stuck me head under the duvet and had a good wiff myself and it didnt bother me at all, i like the smell of my farts.

You should've given her a dutch oven

giant_midget

a night of drinking guinness and then followed by taco fries...not good...:pac:

biko

I think it comes from some sort of deluded pride.
"I did that"

dulpit

Odd, we were discussing this yesterday. The consensus was that your own farts are fine, except if it's a beer fart, in which case you fart and move away rapidly...

TBH if you can't stand your own fart then you know it's a bad one...

TanG411

I think I'm going to give up Boards for a while.

westies4ever

best thread ever!

kippy

westies4ever wrote: »

best thread ever!

!

Seems like you've only ever read this thread.

westies4ever

i'm kidding - but it made me laugh - takes a lot to do that on monday morning!

Gillington

Nothing worse when someone does a car fart,or "carts" as they're known,and doesnt warn you.Car windows weren't made to be wound down that fast.

However when you do it,it's hilarious

bryaner

Never farted in me life.

Agricola

My dog loves smelling his own farts. Always gives his ass a sniff after letting off a bad one. Just goes to show some of us are closer to the animal kingdom than others!

cruiser178

Agricola wrote: »

My dog loves smelling his own farts. Always gives his ass a sniff after letting off a bad one. Just goes to show some of us are closer to the animal kingdom than others!

I know it sounds childish but i had tears rolling down my down my face from reading that post,i got a visual of a dog turning around smelling his ass and grining,like that fella muttly:D.

I suppose your right agricola we're not to far from the animal kingdom at all are we.

dulpit

Gillington wrote: »

However when you do it,it's hilarious

I concur. Except when you're in a situtation when you can't fart (e.g. with OH), so you have to slip out a sneaky fart, and it's horrific. There's no denying it was you, unless you can blame the nearby field/dump/truck driving past... :pac:

Seaneh

I've a mate who has the most foul smelling farts on the planet, whatever he's eating, its nor normal.

Anyway, anytime you're in his car and he's going to farts the prick will lock the windows and just sit there laughing. Its fecking rancid. stopped at a junction one day and he did it, I had to get out of the car and walk the last mile to town, it was that bad.

STIG83

After a feed of beer and Taco pizza and garlic bread from Apache, my farts are lethal, my ex used to hate when we were in bed and id leave one off beside her.

Xivilai

My cousin in Primary School used to get lines every week for farting, he was that bad. We lost a classroom game once because he was on our team and he farted. Points were deducted

Son Of A Vidic

Nothing beats 'The Guinness Fart', but OP your girlfriends protest is nothing to be sniffed at. You just need to put it all behind you and move on. Hopefully then her anger will blow over.

this is arse

mine smell so good, they could be bottled and sold in brown thomas

spider guardian

what about queefs, do they count?

Duggy747

Years ago when I used to go out to the local every Friday I'd fill my belly with a concoction of Guinness / maybe some shots / and then finish the night with some cans of Heinekin.

The next day would be horrific. Those really hot, steamy, noiseless farts start seeping out and the smell would be enough to make an onion cry. Sometimes even I'd be disgusted with the smell I was producing.

I'd utilise my new-found biological weaponry in the pub that night and start ventilating around the bar counter. Cue someone's face turning sour as they notice the foul stench and shout:

"Oh my Gaaaaaawd!!!"

Right then, I'd pull a sour face and say something similiar to cast me out of possible suspects :pac:

Next thing, everyone picks the smell up as it wafts through the air, peeling the paint off the walls, turning their pints green and they all head to the door..................accusing each other that they're sick and should see a doctor.............all the while the actual culprit amongst them watches them bicker

Back then if the Iranians or North Koreans knew of my chemicals they'd have me locked up in a lab extracting vital nutrients for their weapons. Nowadays, though, the GF puts me to absolute shame with her chronic gases from eating all that "healthy" crap.

HenryChinaski

I find it quite rewarding when I squeeze out a good fart and I reckon the more disgusting and pungent the smell is, the more overall satisfaction I get from it. I don't necessarily think 'hey I could live with that smell forever' but it's more like 'Yeah, I made that'.

Cybertron85

I'd also get a real sense of satisfaction by others around me who are slightly repulsed by a silent assassin of mine and frantically crack a window or leave the room. Try not to burst out laughing, it's impossible.

It's some biological thing, I'm not sure why, but you wouldn't be bothered by your own snot, but someone else's is just sickening, you'd run a mile to get away from it.

admiralofthefleet

I made dinner with the 49c lidl stuffing on saturday that made me let the foulest apple carts in a long time. they literally smelled like a mixture of sage, thyme and shit and nearly tore the paint off the walls

FlutterinBantam

Hmmmm...................indeed.:rolleyes:

In my humble opinion the mince fart with onions is a prizewinner.

Nothing beats the build up of pressure in the 'vestibule' and to actually have the control to release it on tap.The 'Whaaaaaarppppp' sound is especially gratifying as she sings through the cotton undies and the outers and into the fresh air.

Unloaded one of these 'mince specials' prior to exiting the lift in Dundrum Town centre recently, fcuking bang nearly stained the walls.

I pitied the couple with the baby in the buggy who entered after I left.

spider guardian

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Nothing beats the build up of pressure in the 'vestibule' and to actually have the control to release it on tap.The 'Whaaaaaarppppp' sound is especially gratifying as she sings through the cotton undies and the outers and into the fresh air.

More eloquent than what I was expecting from this thread. Time to unsubscribe

we'llallhavetea_old

you have to sniff yer own, you just have to.

filmbuffboy

anyone who says they dont like the smell of their own farts is lying.

PeterIanStaker

AndyGarcia wrote: »

Was in bed the other night with the girlfriend and let and massive ripper out. She nearly puked when she got the wiff but i stuck me head under the duvet and had a good wiff myself and it didnt bother me at all, i like the smell of my farts?

you're doing it wrong OP, its her head you put under the duvet!!

PeterIanStaker

Agricola wrote: »

My dog loves smelling his own farts. Always gives his ass a sniff after letting off a bad one. Just goes to show some of us are closer to the animal kingdom than others!

I'm also p*ssing myself laughing at this, wish I could thank you twice!

BraziliaNZ

Seriously. What is the obsession with bowel movements and passing wind on this forum? Are you all a bit tapped or what? F**king disgusting.

irelandspurs

I like to cupcake mine

admiralofthefleet

just had a feed of mushy peas with my dinner so ill be 'musical' all night

nullzero

Of course I like my own brand, although I don't drive a Prius.:pac:

L'prof

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Seriously. What is the obsession with bowel movements and passing wind on this forum? Are you all a bit tapped or what? F**king disgusting.

Yes, it's clearly all of us that are a bit tapped

fabbydabby

filmbuffboy wrote: »

anyone who says they dont like the smell of their own farts is lying.

Do you think that you could determine your own fart in a jar if there were two other placebo farts in other jars to throw you off the scent?

As a corollary, it is my contention that people enjoy farts that they 'believe' to be their own.

Do you think that if you released a mild fart, and an associate nearby surrupticiously released a far more pungent, overpowering specimen, you would assume the pungent one to be your own, and enjoy it? And once you find out that it is not yours, you would suddenly become revolted by it.

I believe that this is the case, and to prove it I need two volunteers, three jars, four bottles of Spitfire ale, a large pizza from domino's and three portions of garlic dip.

losthorizon

Its a good thing you lot dont live in Malawai http://www.zimeye.org/?p=26958

fuerte1976

Ah but shur you know your onto a winner when your mates name you 'the skunk'
Must admit mine(when I'm on form) are an odour to behold. Was on a stag in Dingle a few years ago and a certain establishment was a bit full for our liking so 'the skunk' was sent in... All I could hear from behind me was from a female yank 'oh my gawd, the smell of s*it off that guy' ! And the space cleared ! I almost pi**ed myself laughing as I stood in the middle of the bar on me tod !
:)

baldymac

when you fart and then sh it in your pants its called a "sharted"

STIG83

Nothing as worse as a "Follow Through" :eek:

orourkeda

You cant beat a good ripping fart.

Wolfe Tone

fuerte1976 wrote: »

Ah but shur you know your onto a winner when your mates name you 'the skunk'
Must admit mine(when I'm on form) are an odour to behold. Was on a stag in Dingle a few years ago and a certain establishment was a bit full for our liking so 'the skunk' was sent in... All I could hear from behind me was from a female yank 'oh my gawd, the smell of s*it off that guy' ! And the space cleared ! I almost pi**ed myself laughing as I stood in the middle of the bar on me tod !
:)

I bet the mother is proud.