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Happy Steak & BJ Day

  • 14-03-2011 09:29AM
    #1
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    As the title suggests, it's that time of the year again.

    I hope it has a happy ending for you all.

    http://www.steakandbjday.com/


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  • #2
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    :eek: We had steak for dinner tonight too.

    /hides laptop from OH


  • #3
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    So does mean I can get a hooker for free?


  • #4
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Looking forward to it! :)


  • #5
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    I don't think anyone gets any more steak, or BJs, because of this day.


  • #6
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    So if my mam makes me a steak for dinner I'll be getting the fook outta there.


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  • #7
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    So if my mam makes me a steak for dinner I'll be getting the fook outta there.

    If you're not gona be there,can I call over?


  • #8
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    i won't get to celebrate this til friday :/


  • #9
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Chaotic_Forces wrote: »
    So does mean I can get a hooker for free?

    Pretty sure that's called getting laid.


  • #10
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Pretty sure that's called getting laid.

    I'm paying for the feckin' steak, she should be cooking it and giving the bj for free. :D


  • #11
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    watna wrote: »
    :eek: We had steak for dinner tonight too.

    /hides laptop from OH

    Did he get you something for valentines day? Mean auld biddy! :pac:


    It's also Pi day (in the USandA) So Steak, BJ's and Pie all round I guess :)


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  • #12
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Brilliant.

    I live alone so it's steak and a crick in my neck for me tonight.


  • #13
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    <p>I had to remind my bf what day it is! It hadn't entered his head. Silly man. :pac:


  • #14
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    <p>I had to remind my bf what day it is! It hadn't entered his head. Silly man. :pac:

    Can I clone you and marry the clone? :D


  • #15
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    And for all you single veggitarians out there ....

    Happy Nut Roast & FAP day :D


  • #16
    Lirange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,151 ✭✭✭Lirange


    This is just going to become another insipid over commercialised holiday like Valentine's. A day to needlessly celebrate those things that ought to be done every day.


  • #17
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I've heard some female vegetarians object to this festival on the grounds that encourages the consumption of meat. They want it changed to steak and handjob day.


  • #18
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Thanks for the reminder!

    [takes steak out freezer]


  • #19
    Forest Master
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    Probably the lame idea of some typical "lad" who reads Nuts & watches "the footy". Cringeworthy.


  • #20
    Redlion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    Forest Master wrote: »
    Probably the lame idea of some typical "lad" who reads Nuts & watches "the footy". Cringeworthy.
    Someone's clearly not getting a steak and blowjob tonight :rolleyes:


  • #21
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Brilliant.

    I live alone so it's steak and a crick in my neck for me tonight.

    There's many a man out there who swap you for the steak and some silence :D


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  • #22
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Forest Master wrote: »
    Probably the lame idea of some typical "lad" who reads Nuts & watches "the footy". Cringeworthy.
    Perhaps, but it sure beats the commercialised crap that is Valentines day!


  • #23
    Forest Master
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    Redlion wrote: »
    Someone's clearly not getting a steak and blowjob tonight :rolleyes:
    Yeah, you most likely.

    So are you saying this "lads day" makes any odds to anyone ever, besides reeking of lame? "Guinness, Steak, Tits, Flourescent coloured shirt, FHM & Footy day, arf arf - wey hey"


  • #24
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Forest Master wrote: »
    Probably the lame idea of some typical "lad" who reads Nuts & watches "the footy". Cringeworthy.

    I bet the lad is over 30 and doesn't drive too - GAH! It's everything you hate rolled into one Forest Master!


  • #25
    Forest Master
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    tman wrote: »
    Perhaps, but it sure beats the commercialised crap that is Valentines day!
    So because it's not as sh*t as something else that's really sh*t, that makes it somehow good? Interesting logic.

    And it's only ever a few goofs on Boards that seem to "celebrate" it - and I bet 99% of them "celebrate" it on here only. Nobody I know has even heard of it.


  • #26
    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    Has anybody actually ever heard an Irish "lad" use the term "footy"?


  • #27
    Forest Master
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I bet the lad is over 30 and doesn't drive too - GAH! It's everything you hate rolled into one Forest Master!
    People who read Nuts and watch footy all drive. Usually modified cars.


  • #28
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Forest Master wrote: »
    People who read Nuts and watch footy all drive. Usually modified cars.

    I'd love to prove you wrong by saying I do the above and don't drive. But I don't read Nuts and I watch football, not footy.

    Damn it. :mad:


  • #29
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    P I should be an interesting read tomorrow... :D


  • #30
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    chicken fingers wrote: »
    Has anybody actually ever heard an Irish "lad" use the term "footy"?
    No.

    And should I ever, they shall be stoned to within an Inch of their life*


    *may or may not be a lie


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  • #31
    Forest Master
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I watch football, not footy.

    Well, I watch neither. What's the difference? Footy is soccer - what's 'football' then?


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