Happy Steak & BJ Day

chughes

As the title suggests, it's that time of the year again.

I hope it has a happy ending for you all.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

watna

:eek: We had steak for dinner tonight too.

/hides laptop from OH

Chaotic_Forces

So does mean I can get a hooker for free?

Kimono-Girl

Looking forward to it!

SoWatchaWant

I don't think anyone gets any more steak, or BJs, because of this day.

W.Shakes-Beer

So if my mam makes me a steak for dinner I'll be getting the fook outta there.

Cantona's Collars

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

So if my mam makes me a steak for dinner I'll be getting the fook outta there.

If you're not gona be there,can I call over?

we'llallhavetea_old

i won't get to celebrate this til friday

Logical Fallacy

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

So does mean I can get a hooker for free?

Pretty sure that's called getting laid.

Chaotic_Forces

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Pretty sure that's called getting laid.

I'm paying for the feckin' steak, she should be cooking it and giving the bj for free.

minidazzler

watna wrote: »

:eek: We had steak for dinner tonight too.

/hides laptop from OH

Did he get you something for valentines day? Mean auld biddy! :pac:


It's also Pi day (in the USandA) So Steak, BJ's and Pie all round I guess

AnonoBoy

Brilliant.

I live alone so it's steak and a crick in my neck for me tonight.

alwaysadub

<p>I had to remind my bf what day it is! It hadn't entered his head. Silly man. :pac:

Chaotic_Forces

alwaysadub wrote: »

<p>I had to remind my bf what day it is! It hadn't entered his head. Silly man. :pac:

Can I clone you and marry the clone?

dilallio

And for all you single veggitarians out there ....

Happy Nut Roast & FAP day

Lirange

This is just going to become another insipid over commercialised holiday like Valentine's. A day to needlessly celebrate those things that ought to be done every day.

bonerm

I've heard some female vegetarians object to this festival on the grounds that encourages the consumption of meat. They want it changed to steak and handjob day.

Ickle Magoo

Thanks for the reminder!

[takes steak out freezer]

Forest Master

Probably the lame idea of some typical "lad" who reads Nuts & watches "the footy". Cringeworthy.

Redlion

Forest Master wrote: »

Probably the lame idea of some typical "lad" who reads Nuts & watches "the footy". Cringeworthy.

Someone's clearly not getting a steak and blowjob tonight :rolleyes:

themadchef

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Brilliant.

I live alone so it's steak and a crick in my neck for me tonight.

There's many a man out there who swap you for the steak and some silence

tman

Forest Master wrote: »

Probably the lame idea of some typical "lad" who reads Nuts & watches "the footy". Cringeworthy.

Perhaps, but it sure beats the commercialised crap that is Valentines day!

Forest Master

Redlion wrote: »

Someone's clearly not getting a steak and blowjob tonight :rolleyes:

Yeah, you most likely.

So are you saying this "lads day" makes any odds to anyone ever, besides reeking of lame? "Guinness, Steak, Tits, Flourescent coloured shirt, FHM & Footy day, arf arf - wey hey"

AnonoBoy

Forest Master wrote: »

Probably the lame idea of some typical "lad" who reads Nuts & watches "the footy". Cringeworthy.

I bet the lad is over 30 and doesn't drive too - GAH! It's everything you hate rolled into one Forest Master!

Forest Master

tman wrote: »

Perhaps, but it sure beats the commercialised crap that is Valentines day!

So because it's not as sh*t as something else that's really sh*t, that makes it somehow good? Interesting logic.

And it's only ever a few goofs on Boards that seem to "celebrate" it - and I bet 99% of them "celebrate" it on here only. Nobody I know has even heard of it.

chicken fingers

Has anybody actually ever heard an Irish "lad" use the term "footy"?

Forest Master

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I bet the lad is over 30 and doesn't drive too - GAH! It's everything you hate rolled into one Forest Master!

People who read Nuts and watch footy all drive. Usually modified cars.

AnonoBoy

Forest Master wrote: »

People who read Nuts and watch footy all drive. Usually modified cars.

I'd love to prove you wrong by saying I do the above and don't drive. But I don't read Nuts and I watch football, not footy.

Damn it. :mad:

Joey the lips

P I should be an interesting read tomorrow...

Screaminmidget

chicken fingers wrote: »

Has anybody actually ever heard an Irish "lad" use the term "footy"?

No.

And should I ever, they shall be stoned to within an Inch of their life*


*may or may not be a lie

Forest Master

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I watch football, not footy.

Well, I watch neither. What's the difference? Footy is soccer - what's 'football' then?

AnonoBoy

Forest Master wrote: »

Well, I watch neither. What's the difference? Footy is soccer - what's 'football' then?

It's generally not called 'footy' in Ireland.

Forest Master

AnonoBoy wrote: »

It's generally not called 'footy' in Ireland.

LOL - so it's okay to watch ENGLISH football as long as you don't use the English slang for it? I see... defo not hypocritical or contradictory in any capacity... :rolleyes:

"Yeah, I love English football - I'm well passionate about it, I is - but I'd never, under any circumstances, ever use the same slang as them though - that'd be ridiculous and would totally contradict my Republican views!! English w*nkers! Let's go UTD!"

AnonoBoy

Forest Master wrote: »

LOL - so it's okay to watch ENGLISH football as long as you don't use the English slang for it? I see... defo not hypocritical or contradictory in any capacity... :rolleyes:

I never said anything about it being ok to call it one thing or another. It's just generally not called footy in Ireland.

But feel free to get all worked up about it.

Chaotic_Forces

Forest Master wrote: »

LOL - so it's okay to watch ENGLISH football as long as you don't use the English slang for it? I see... defo not hypocritical or contradictory in any capacity... :rolleyes:

"Yeah, I love English football - I'm well passionate about it, I is - but I'd never, under any circumstances, ever use the same slang as them though - that'd be ridiculous and would totally contradict my Republican views!! English w*nkers! Let's go UTD!"

Er... how'd this go from a conversation about mens day to that post?

AnonoBoy

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Er... how'd this go from a conversation about mens day to that post?

It's the mystery and the beauty of After Hours.

Hard to explain, tricky to define, a joy to behold!

Forest Master

Er... read the last page - it's not that hard to follow. It was a relevant & simple/short tangent. Not sure how you managed to miss the evolution of it.

we'llallhavetea_old

Forest Master wrote: »

Er... read the last page - it's not that hard to follow. It was a relevant & simple/short tangent. Not sure how you managed to miss the evolution of it.

soooo grumpy! relax... with a steak... and a blowjob :pac:

Forest Master

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I never said anything about it being ok to call it one thing or another.

Except you did - you said you watch "football" but you don't watch "footy" - but they're the exact same thing - it was you who differentiated between the phrases used to describe it.

AnonoBoy

Forest Master wrote: »

Except you did - you said you watch "football" but you don't watch "footy" - but they're the exact same thing - it was you who differentiated between the phrases used to describe it.

It's what we call a joke. Are you familiar with jokes? They're these light-hearted things that people say in jest.

I never said there was anything wrong with calling it footy, just made a joke that I don't watch footy, I watch football because that's what we call it here in Ireland. It'd be like if someone said they don't drink tinnies, they drink cans - or they don't eat Canadian bacon they eat rashers. I'm not saying people can't call them that or even that there's anything wrong with it, just that we don't generally call them that here.

There was no mention of foreign games or republicanism or anything of the sort but that didn't stop you presuming that there was and getting yourself worked up into a right little tizzy over it.

longshanks

Craig Doyle watches the footy with his dad ever since he got in the upc. He so also uses the upc to skype his mother when he's away. Craig Doyle Craig Doyle Craig Doyle

Forest Master

AnonoBoy wrote: »

little tizzy

I'm Irish - I don't have "tizzys".

longshanks

Craig Doyle

AnonoBoy

longshanks wrote: »

Craig Doyle watches the footy with his dad ever since he got in the upc. He so also uses the upc to skype his mother when he's away. Craig Doyle Craig Doyle Craig Doyle

Craig Doyle does say that alright. Perhaps I should start calling it that too, after all Craig Doyle is on the telly and he's Craig Doyle. When it comes down to it I suppose it's a case of Craig Doyle Craig Doyle Craig Doyle.

AnonoBoy

Forest Master wrote: »

I'm Irish - I don't have "tizzys".

Now you're getting into the swing of it.

longshanks

Craig Doyle Craig Doyle

Forest Master

longshanks wrote: »

Craig Doyle Craig Doyle

You posted that twice already. We didn't miss it the first time - it just wasn't funny.

johnn

Craig "Doyler" Doyle

longshanks

Forest Master wrote: »

You posted that twice already. We didn't miss it the first time - it just wasn't funny.

Craig Doyle? Craig Doyle!!

Oranage2

when's 'Japanese anime porn and jack off' day?

AnonoBoy

Oranage2 wrote: »

when's 'Japanese anime porn and jack off' day?

That sounds like pretty much every single day for comic book nerds, no?