Most embarresing thing you've ever said/done to a woman

Tellox · 13-01-2003 12:12AM #1

As the topic should suggest, whats the most embarresing thing you've ever said/done to a woman/man.. mine would be when I was waiting outside school with this wan, fairly good lookin, we were talkin away, when the subject of boyfriends/girlfriends came up. So she told me that she had a bf for 8months before she left for waterford, I asked did she like him, and then she said "Yeah, but he pressured me a lot for sex.." I didnt know what to say at this stage, and obviously she didnt mean to say that since she quickly asked me if I was a virgin. Most people that know me are probably laughing at the fact that I was actually ASKED this by a girl, to those who dont know me, I said "yip, you?" ... so she replied "no..my boyfriend pressured me into it", so I asked her what age she was when she lost it, and she said "13" and started laughing... at this stage I was getting fairly nervous myself thinking "wtf kind of conversation is this", so to follow up on the conversation I asked how long she was with her current bf at that time, and she said "oh, 5 months." Then, a sudden silence went over us, and it was the most embarresing thing ever. At that time. So I got really nervous and started looking around me, thinking of ANYTHING remotely interesting to happen to talk about... a good 40seconds passed since I said anything, and at this stage I was willing to talk about a kitten that ran across the road outside the school. Suddenly, The rabbits behind the controls in my head went into overdrive, and had a major meltdown, So in all stupidity, I said "Was he any good?"

Then she looked at me and I said "...Please swallow me ground..." then she started pissing herself in laughter and told me of how it hurt her more then anything. Luckily, unlike most women, she didnt run off and say "what a bloody oddball", she just laughed to herself for a while and then we continued on to another topic.

So what about you lot then?

PH01 · 13-01-2003 09:45AM

Cool story.

Can't think of any embarrassing moment, as I've probably blanked it from my mind.

Though my wife does love to take the pïss out of me for mispronouncing 'lovage' in a restaurant. I though it was French and then proceeded to have a bit of a Del-boy moment right in front of the waiter, I said 'low-vagg'. The wife burst out laughing. The waiter smirked as he left. Little did I know that it was pronounced the way it's spelt - 'lovage', as in 'cabbage'.
Very embarrassing at the time and it still is, though not on the scale of '...was he any good?'.

BKtje · 13-01-2003 01:16PM

I can't rival, 'was he any good' but i'll tell ya mines anyway

Was at a sports dinner where all the rugby and hockey players , well had dinner. There was this young lad (or who i thought was a lad ne way) with short spikey hair and had general appearance of a 13 yr old boy all the way to a squeeky voice.

Any ways long story short saw him(her) walking into the ladies, i called after him(her) and told him(her) of his(her) mistake as that was the ladies. The people standing outside the toilets went silent and all looked at me. I realised almost straight away what i'd done and calmly walked back to the table before getting all errr flustered i guess.
i apologised later on and said it was a bad joke (or something).

It was probably worse for her than for me but i really was embaressed and felt bad for weeks afterwards. I naturally avoided her whenever i saw her.

Lafortezza · 13-01-2003 02:25PM

Was this a Trinity college sports dinner by any chance, cos the person in question sounds like someone I knew when I was there, and its a bloody easy mistake to make...

DRakE · 13-01-2003 04:10PM

omg, ul both of ye

Haven't done much wrong aprat from spilling the odd drink on a girl.. which is acceptable kinda (well, at least i didn't ask was her boyfriend any good

)

elexes · 13-01-2003 04:48PM

good god the list is endless

when i was younger and smaller walked straight into my teachers big "cough"

one very drunk time girl was shifting me . she gets up to switch position to where i finaly come 2 and see her and say

vicky its u nice to see ya !! a ur leavin a well sorry to see you go

just after that a friend came over and told me what had just happened to where i went into the fits of laughter

been very drunk around girls

gotton sick all over a x's makup ... she didnt need it anyways

thers loads more ... just give me a few secs and ill think of em

TomTom · 13-01-2003 05:56PM

vomited on a girl once by acident, she just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

PalerPaul · 13-01-2003 06:04PM

When i was walking out of a club with a girl, we crossed the road and I got knocked down, going flying over the bonnet and falling off the side. I was doing so well up to that point. Two days in hospital didnt help either...

lola d · 13-01-2003 06:04PM

TomTom while you are there, please give us a call 2morrow in work.

nothing urgent so don't panic.:cool:

PalerPaul · 13-01-2003 06:05PM

Drunk driver by the way, was speeding..........

darthmise · 13-01-2003 06:13PM

There was this girl i proper fancied when i was a kid... maybe 8 or 9 i was. I was always trying to get her attention.

One day she was talking to this guy who was a couple of years older than me, and he was being cheeky to her as i saw it. So i told him to cut it out, but before i even finished the sentence he punched me in the gut, i went down like a sack of spuds. Embarrasing.

There was also the day i was on my bike and knicked a rose from a garden. So my plan was to fly past her on the bike, throw the rose at her and speed off again. I flew past, threw the rose, and went straight into a lamp post.

But i'll never forget the day we were playing footie against the big gate (6 ft-ish) at the end of her road. The ball went over the gate so i decided to impress her by climbing over the gate.
I got over the gate no bother, but on the way back i was perched on the top of the gate, and thought a jump from here would look right good. So i jumped, but on the way down i got caught on the top of the gate. I nearly made rashers of my arse. i was left dangling from my white y-fronts which had been ripped out through a hole in the tracksuit leggins.
When they finally gave way i ran home with the white tail of my jocks hanging out.

And all for the same girl.

Elmo · 13-01-2003 06:15PM

I was out shopping xmas before last. I was walk around the shop and saw one of the shop assistance doing up one of the shelfs. She had a mark on her face. And I was thinking to myself that her work mates where so mean in allowing her to work with a bit of ink on her face so i went over to the girl and said sorry excuse me but you've got a bit of ...... as i got closer to the girl I realised that it was a mole. I just stopped and said I am just a F ucking eejit dont mind me really very sorry.

elexes · 13-01-2003 06:21PM

Originally posted by darthmise

There was also the day i was on my bike and knicked a rose from a garden. So my plan was to fly past her on the bike, throw the rose at her and speed off again. I flew past, threw the rose, and went straight into a lamp post.

classic ... like a movie only better
btw did u ever get her in the end ???

Samba · 13-01-2003 06:59PM

Asked what her name was 10 times (no joke) I was borderline to blacking out.

flangeman · 13-01-2003 07:36PM

Not exactly to a girl, but I used to work for a company in Dublin, and I don't know what it was wrong wit me, but I used to be a right clumsy oaf whenever we went out, I managed to spill 2 pints over my vp in one night and fairly decorated other members of my team on other occasions.

Also managed to spill half a pint of Harp(I think it was) over one of the lap dancers in Strings, she went nutz(not that she had any clothes on her to wet or anything, but she ripped up to of my 'tokens') and the other half over a punter 5 minutes later, again on a 'kinda' work night out.

Honestly I'm lucky I still have my head on my shoulders, I really am.

Thing is ANY other time I'd go out with ANYBODY else not from work, I'd never spill a drop EVER.

I dunno guess I'm just cursed.

Regards

F

Panda · 13-01-2003 08:02PM

hmmm, "Most embarresing thing you've ever said/done to a woman"

was a bit naieve back in the day of 6th class in national school and this one time i asked this very good lookin girl out to some sort of youth disco.
trouble was her friends over heard....

that really,really embarassed her, she hasnt said two words to me since.......
and thats prolly 10 years ago....
just call me Mr. Smooth.

this other time,
one day in secondary school at lunch time,
i was talking to this girl and her fat friend came over and was about to sit down,
for absolutley no reason at all, i pulled the seat from under her before she sat down......
1 almighty thud later, she was a blubbering mess and the guilt was hitting hard.
all i could do was laugh and that ended up in louder crying.

daveJAM · 15-01-2003 03:29PM

she quickly asked me if I was a virgin. Most people that know me are probably laughing at the fact that I was actually ASKED this by a girl,

Roffle, Thanks Tiz that brightened up a very boring day in college.

Cabaal · 15-01-2003 03:44PM

Originally posted by Tizlox
she quickly asked me if I was a virgin. Most people that know me are probably laughing at the fact that I was actually ASKED this by a girl

Well it made me laugh

good story btw...

ozpass · 15-01-2003 03:56PM

Wandered into Burger King in Oldham many moons ago, utterly drunk and looking for some scran. I swaggered up to the counter and ordered my Double Whopper with cheese. As I was ordering, the girl serving me started looking to the right over my shoulder with a glassy stare.

"Pretty rude" I thought, so I shuffled left to meet her gaze and placed my order once more. She looked puzzled and once again averted her eyes over my right shoulder with a blank expression. I moved (by now reaching the far and of the counter) and angrily barked "Are you going to give me the f**king burger or not?"

Unfortunately the poor girl was massively cross-eyed, with the result that she was looking directly at me whilst appearing to gaze 'stage right'! She burst into tears at what, in retrospect, must have appeared to be a cruel jape and I was escorted out of the restaurant.

The "crowning turd in the drainpipe" (pun fully intended) was that a friend of mine had gone directly upstairs to use the bathroom and (thanks to a stomach upset) literally pebbledashed an entire stall, before falling asleep.

Dr. Loon · 15-01-2003 04:17PM

Myself and a friend used to paint figures in his kitchen (orcs and barbarians and crap - anyone remember hero quest?) at the bar area. We'd sit in silence, heads down painting away. One day, his older brother and girlfriend came into the kitchen and were in the main area making tea. We said how's it goin and continued painting.

Then the two of them started messing, the brother tickling the gf or some shít, and she kept squealing "OOOoooowwww, stop that, stop it!!" This went on for a while, and then I heard them leave the room. A minute after they'd left, I started imitating the girlfriends voice except more irritating, my friend just was laughing fairly heartily. This went on for about two minutes, when I looked up, realised my friend was laughing at me, and that the girl was still in the kitchen!! :eek: That was very bogey.

Carbiens · 16-01-2003 01:31PM

bit some one and drew blood!

i thought it was hilarious at the time!

daveg · 16-01-2003 03:28PM

I cant think of anything off the top of my head (but you can be sure there is loads) except for - I met my GF for lunch today and tripped up on the stairs of the restaurant. Fell flat on my face. Very embaressing. She laughed all through lunch.

KdjaCL · 16-01-2003 03:43PM

hmm where oh where to begin.

i number them for indexing there is that many:(

1. was about 14 meeting some girl and was a bit shy in actually kissing here eventually she said after about 2 hours "are you gonna kiss me or wha" i mumbled some half assed story nad looked for that big hole in the ground.

2. was staying at a girls house while her parents where away eventually there was only 3 of us in the house ,we were on the parnets huge waterbed and talking about sex positions (i was a virgin so why i was talking about em i dunno) anyway eventaully we using each other as sex dummies to demonstrate certain positions and the convo got around to 3somes and one of them said something to me that it took 3 days for me to realise she had offered me a 3some with those 2. BUGGER

3. present GF(hope she reads this s******r sn******r) told me she loved me for the very 1st time in a really romantic moment i said "thanks"

4. accidently bit above Gfs breast and made it bleed.

there are more a lot more will post em when i think of em.

kdjaC

azezil · 16-01-2003 05:45PM

Originally posted by Tizlox
she quickly asked me if I was a virgin. Most people that know me are probably laughing at the fact that I was actually ASKED this by a girl,

hmmm i missed read that the first time, but i pressed reply i'll laugh anyway HAHAHAHAHAHA

My most recent was at Lawnkiller's bday, searrard was chatting up this young wan for ages, she was paying more attention to me (:p) so anyway, i was having a laugh but then decided to drink off 5 coctails about 15mins later i puked all over her jacket and needless to say i had to leave b4 i got the **** kicked outta me!

Velvet Vocals · 16-01-2003 05:56PM

Has anyone noticed that it's only guys that have posted here, either women are too embarrassed to post their stories or they just have it together and don't do embarrassing things.
When I had to think about it, I could think of loads of embarrassing things, that's guys had done in front of me, but I couldn't actually think of anything embarrassing that I'd done.... So maybe its just a guy thing…..

Gordon · 16-01-2003 06:03PM

It's also to do with the amount of females on boards being relatively low compared to males I'd say.

Velvet Vocals · 16-01-2003 07:31PM

That's pretty interesting, I wonder what the ratio is....
someone should run a poll and find out if there's that big a difference, I'd hate to think I was a woman alone:D

elexes · 16-01-2003 07:41PM

dono maby 100 girls total on boards woho my 1900 post

and the convo got around to 3somes and one of them said something to me that it took 3 days for me to realise she had offered me a 3some with those 2. BUGGER

sigh id hate that

stormkeeper · 17-01-2003 07:18AM

When I was either a first or second year in school (can't remember) I was in this room talking to a few people from the same year as I was back then, but anyway one of the guys there was saying something to this really good looking girl and she says to me "I like a man with muscle" and because I was so embarressed, I just laughed... Looking back on it, I feel like a fool thinking back on it now...

(of course, if I could, I'd go back in time and change that moment... But I cant, so eh...)

tman · 17-01-2003 12:56PM

threw a cactus at this girl i was with... can't remember why.
(she's avoided me everytime i see her after that night:( )

17-01-2003 03:45PM

Originally posted by darthmise
There was this girl i proper fancied when i was a kid... maybe 8 or 9 i was. I was always trying to get her attention.

One day she was talking to this guy who was a couple of years older than me, and he was being cheeky to her as i saw it. So i told him to cut it out, but before i even finished the sentence he punched me in the gut, i went down like a sack of spuds. Embarrasing.

There was also the day i was on my bike and knicked a rose from a garden. So my plan was to fly past her on the bike, throw the rose at her and speed off again. I flew past, threw the rose, and went straight into a lamp post.

But i'll never forget the day we were playing footie against the big gate (6 ft-ish) at the end of her road. The ball went over the gate so i decided to impress her by climbing over the gate.
I got over the gate no bother, but on the way back i was perched on the top of the gate, and thought a jump from here would look right good. So i jumped, but on the way down i got caught on the top of the gate. I nearly made rashers of my arse. i was left dangling from my white y-fronts which had been ripped out through a hole in the tracksuit leggins.
When they finally gave way i ran home with the white tail of my jocks hanging out.

And all for the same girl.

best story yet..brilliant, sorry for your misfortune though

Most embarresing thing you've ever said/done to a woman

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