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Worst Pain Ever!!

  • 12-03-2011 09:57PM
    #1
    Roxy Dreggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭Roxy Dreggs


    A few years back, I used to work this summer job at a local dairy.

    One day I was riding on the conveyor belt that delivers the milk cartons to the loading bay, and came upon a section where two belts meet.
    There is a plastic threshold covering the gap where the 2 belts come together.
    The clearance between the guard and the belt was about 1/8th of an inch and I decided that I didn't need to lift myself up as I crossed over it. WROOOOONG!!!

    I couldn't get off of that thing fast enough.
    My right ass cheek got sucked up and pinched so bad I thought I was going to pass out.

    I ran to the bathroom, expecting to see a chunk of butt missing and was relieved that it was all there.

    The pain subsided and dealing with it (the bruise was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen and was about the size of a saucer) wasn't too bad but the moment of impact and the following 20 seconds or so is the worst pain I've ever felt, and I've ****ed myself up a lot over the years.


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Comments

  • #2
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Through my many hardships in life, I've discovered that a simple flick in the balls can be a lot more painful than a full punch.


  • #3
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    /me waits for a woman to come along and say "pushing out a child"


  • #4
    .E_C_K_S.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭.E_C_K_S.


    The most painful thing is to step on an upturned plug

    / thread
    * awaits many thanks*


  • #5
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    Banjo string.

    Two simple words = One immense pain.


  • #6
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    WALSHY16291 wrote: »
    The most painful thing is to step on an upturned plug

    / thread
    * awaits many thanks*

    Live upturned plug more painful. plug shouldn't be live but what if it is?


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  • #7
    mystique150
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭mystique150


    knocking off a toenail....horrid


  • #8
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    Roxy Dreggs wrote: »

    I couldn't get off of that thing fast enough.
    My right ass cheek got sucked up and pinched so bad I thought I was going to pass out.

    I've ****ed myself up a lot over the years.
    :D


  • #9
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Daegerty wrote: »
    Live upturned plug more painful. plug shouldn't be live but what if it is?

    Oooh, one of those mysterious male to male plugs is it?


  • #10
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Jumpy wrote: »
    Oooh, one of those mysterious male to male plugs is it?

    I don't know anything about male to male plugs but these lads might


  • #11
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    A massive abscess on a fresh appendectomy wound.


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  • #12
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I was more trying to figure out how an upturned plug could possibly be live :)


  • #13
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    A massive abscess on a fresh appendectomy wound.

    Then it wouldnt be bloody fresh would it.


    Can we please get some technical accuracy on this thread! This is After Hours dammit, not some deep south banjo forum.


  • #14
    marbar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭marbar


    toe stub on a table
    ouchie


  • #15
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Once when ripping up large cardboard boxs, the expanding large metal clip flew off and and whacked me right in the eye .Thankfully didn't go blind but extremely painful .

    Standing on upturned plug is no fun either


  • #16
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Dislocating arm was pretty sore - also nearly getting my foot ripped off was pretty sore - need skin graphs and all - Wasnt just the physical pain but it hurt emotionally that my football career was ended - Saying that though, It was wasnt really the injury that ended my career, it was more the lack of talent if anything.


  • #17
    Lennox Sour Writer
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Lennox Sour Writer


    ear infection


  • #18
    Cat Melodeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭Cat Melodeon


    Daegerty wrote: »
    /me waits for a woman to come along and say "pushing out a child"

    No, pushing out a child would actually be grand if it lasted about the same length of time as stepping on a plug or tearing a banjo string. Just imagine doing both of those repeatedly for 2-36 hours. More than a bit ouchy.


  • #19
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Getting the tip of my nose flicked when it was cold.


  • #20
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Hitting your toe off corner of door or stepping on a piece of lego!!!!

    **** off with all your giving birth ****e i got me big toe stuck under me sitting room door as i was about to open it in me bare feet me brother opened it on the other side first !!!


  • #21
    marbar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭marbar


    got a wind breaker wooden pole in teh eye when i was 10
    burst the tear duct
    they stuck a tube in there. rough! i pulled it out one day


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  • #22
    marbar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭marbar


    ooo actually, plastic football in the face on a cold day


  • #23
    wellboy76
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 691 ✭✭✭wellboy76


    Daegerty wrote: »
    Live upturned plug more painful. plug shouldn't be live but what if it is?

    How about live upturned plugtop into the balls.

    I win!


  • #24
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    marbar wrote: »
    ooo actually, plastic football in the face on a cold day

    But I bet the hollow THOINK noise it made was AWESOME.


  • #25
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Sciatica


  • #26
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    wellboy76 wrote: »
    How about live upturned plugtop into the balls.

    I win!

    How about a live upturned plugtop into the balls whilst standing on a piece of lego?


  • #27
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    wet leather football to the face on a cold day :mad: the smell stays for ages and your face feels like you have had bad surgery on it


  • #28
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    A mammogram :(

    They grab your knocker and pull it away from your chest and then knead it like dough to flatten it out onto a glass surface :( Then a machine clamps down onto it..........it HURTS like FCUK !!!

    Needles or nothing like that bothers me but having your tits pulled off ya and hammered into a terrifying hydraulic crushing machine that squashes them flat until you think you will faint from the pain is the most painful thing I've ever experienced :mad::(


  • #29
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Thigh muscle cramp, some serious pain that!

    Stubbing your big toe is sore,

    however plugs are probably my most annoying type of pain. One night I got out of bed to get a glass of water in the dark and took a big step straight down ontop of the laptop plug, in such pain I then hit my knee off the desk and lost balance falling and catching the chest of drawers in an attempt to support myself but only took them down on top of me, the ouch, multiple groans and my parents bursting into the room at about 4am to see what the hell happened and the room was like a warzone all because of me stepping on an upturned plug.

    Nettle stings are no fun either


  • #30
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Cheap Thrills! wrote: »
    A mammogram :(

    They grab your knocker and pull it away from your chest and then knead it like dough to flatten it out onto a glass surface :( Then a machine clamps down onto it..........it HURTS like FCUK !!!

    Needles or nothing like that bothers me but having your tits pulled off ya and hammered into a terrifying hydraulic crushing machine that squashes them flat until you thin you will faint from the pain is the most painful thing I've ever experienced :mad::(

    Go on ...


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  • #31
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Well, then you faint, barf in a bucket, drive home and cry for a few hours.


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