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Is the end of the world near?

  • 12-03-2011 03:13PM
    #1
    King James Bible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭


    Devastation in Japan, rebellion all across the Middle East, disasters elsewhere IS THE END NEAR?

    Isnt it time to repent and accept Jesus as our lord savior before the hour of judgement arrives?


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  • #2
    swiftblade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,551 ✭✭✭swiftblade


    No


  • #3
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    swiftblade wrote: »
    No

    Yes.


  • #4
    mann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭mann


    Not just yet :)


  • #5
    Tahuti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭Tahuti


    It's too early yet.

    I'm hedging my bets.


  • #6
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Take a hop Godboy!

    Anyone who posts in AH is beyond redemption!


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  • #7
    QuimWedge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭QuimWedge


    swiftblade wrote: »
    No

    No


  • #8
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Its not 2012 yet

    Yep. It's only 14:17.


  • #9
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    King James Bible wrote: »
    Devastation in Japan, rebellion all across the Middle East, disasters elsewhere IS THE END NEAR?

    Isnt it time to repent and accept Jesus as our lord savior before the hour of judgement arrives?

    Not this guy again,why do you keep popping up with stupid threads that get locked?........troll alert.


  • #10
    chillywilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    I can see the headlines now "Enda Kenny new Taoiseach- World Ends"


  • #11
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Yes it is OP, run away while you still can.


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  • #12
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    The world will never end unless those damn scientists keep digging for sh!t. Hard on colliders and mad things in our galaxy and all. All scientists listen up, we dont want you fecking around with everything. Your going to kill us all with your messin! Get real jobs and leave us the f*ck alone!


  • #13
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Arnold Schwarzenegger still lives so no, we are not in any danger


  • #14
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I thought I saw someone building an arc the other day so yes..yes its time to crack each others heads open and feed on the goo inside


  • #15
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Yes the world will soon be over leaving just a small few to repopulate the world

    Most likely scenarios are:

    - Pakistan just saying "we're f*cked anyway might aswell release the nukes"
    - Ice age / killer Heat waves / natural disasters
    - World wide famine


  • #16
    weldoninhio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    chillywilly wrote: »
    I can see the headlines now "Enda Kenny new Taoiseach- World Ends"

    If the world ended who'd be around to report it???


  • #17
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Hard on colliders

    I lol'd at that :)


  • #18
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Cthulhu will protect me.


  • #19
    chillywilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    weldoninhio wrote: »
    If the world ended who'd be around to report it???

    Unfortunately, that's something we will never know!


  • #20
    Jesus Christ.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Jesus Christ.


    King James Bible wrote: »
    Isnt it time to repent and accept Jesus as our lord savior before the hour of judgement arrives?

    Not yet my child,but the time is near.

    Have a great weekend my children,and peace be with you all :)


  • #21
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    King James Bible wrote: »
    Devastation in Japan, rebellion all across the Middle East, disasters elsewhere IS THE END NEAR?

    No.
    King James Bible wrote: »
    Isnt it time to repent and accept Jesus as our lord savior before the hour of judgement arrives?

    You have got to be bloddy kidding me! Go away with that superstitious stuff.
    I live in a real physical world.


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  • #22
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭amacca


    King James Bible wrote: »
    Devastation in Japan, rebellion all across the Middle East, disasters elsewhere IS THE END NEAR?

    Isnt it time to repent and accept Jesus as our lord savior before the hour of judgement arrives?


    Well, your god is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent

    what you got to ask yourself is this....do you think his/her concept of time is in anyway similar to yours?

    I mean near may not even be a godly concept...it may have already happened from gods perspective

    near might be trillions of years etc

    anyway if youv'e got some sort of foolproof early warning thingy...let me know......I'm going to get some beer from the offy and load up my AC-DC collection and have myself the mother and father of a farewell party.


  • #23
    Tahuti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭Tahuti


    I laughed at who thanked the OP.


  • #24
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    King James Bible wrote: »
    Devastation in Japan, rebellion all across the Middle East, disasters elsewhere IS THE END NEAR?

    Isnt it time to repent and accept Jesus as our lord savior before the hour of judgement arrives?

    NO!!

    It's time to repent and accept the Giant Spaghetti Monster.


  • #25
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    swiftblade wrote: »
    No

    Actually that should be two No's since the OP posed two questions.


  • #26
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭amacca


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    NO!!

    It's time to repent and accept the Giant Spaghetti Monster.

    Please tell me more

    virgin al dente or avec bolognaise?


  • #27
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    amacca wrote: »
    I'm going to get some beer from the offy and load up my AC-DC collection and have myself the mother and father of a farewell party.

    I second that minus the AC-DC bit:D

    PARTY OUT CAUSE NO ONE NO ONE PARTIES LIKE ME!


  • #28
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭amacca


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Actually that should be two No's since the OP posed two questions.

    The good lord loves a nit picker


  • #29
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Help help, there's a monster under my bed, he says if I don't make him happy he'll lock me in his fire dungeon with is crazy brother!


  • #30
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭amacca


    tan11ie wrote: »
    I second that minus the AC-DC bit:D

    PARTY OUT CAUSE NO ONE NO ONE PARTIES LIKE ME!

    wait .... you said minus AC-DC

    I'm really considering retracting my thanks and I never do that

    AC-DC are the greatest band ever...fact!

    I reckon god listens to them on his celestial iPod when hes going into work for a hard days being all powerful and stuff


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  • #31
    cabrwab
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭cabrwab


    Ain't no god going to help you out buddy! You have posted in after hours, the dark one already owns your soul.


    By dark one I mean darth vader.

    I say sit back relax let it crash all around you, your only running from disaster anyway.


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