Are men bad dancers?

stevejr · 12-03-2011 02:50AM #1

I can't dance worth a ****e,...I just jog on the spot like a constipated hippo while I try to mimic the equally inept movements of my nearest brethren.

My girlfriend has frequently mocked my efforts...I laugh it off, but it hurts.

I curse that Dirty Dancing Film.

starbelgrade · 12-03-2011 02:51AM

No-one leaves stevejr in the corner.

KeithM89_old · 12-03-2011 02:51AM

90% of men cant dance. The other 10% are just fooling themselves.

/starts breakdancing

hondasam · 12-03-2011 02:52AM

stevejr wrote: »

I can't dance worth a ****e,...I just jog on the spot like a constipated hippo while I try to mimic the equally inept movements of my nearest brethren.

My girlfriend has frequently mocked my efforts...I laugh it off, but it hurts.

I curse that Dirty Dancing Film.

pics or GTFO

Daegerty · 12-03-2011 02:52AM

I have 3 left legs

ted1 · 12-03-2011 02:53AM

i rock the dance floor.

Lol26 · 12-03-2011 02:53AM

Yep so true, my man cant dance, so i banned him years ago!!

Daegerty · 12-03-2011 02:54AM

Lol26 wrote: »

Yep so true, my man cant dance, so i banned him years ago!!

You're not a mod?

damoz · 12-03-2011 02:55AM

if white - then yes.

amacca · 12-03-2011 02:55AM

You're not alone OP

I cant dance worth a **** ...but then again I've never taken lessons etc

I expect I'd be an excellent dancer with the right teacher

(mid twenties fun loving brunette etc)

ascanbe · 12-03-2011 02:57AM

Fred Astaire and Michael Jackson were quite good, i've heard.
James Brown could 'cut-a-rug', also.

mud · 12-03-2011 02:58AM

I would love to get with a guy who can dance.

Hot

starbelgrade · 12-03-2011 02:58AM

amacca wrote: »

You're not alone OP

I cant dance worth a **** ...but then again I've never taken lessons etc

I expect I'd be an excellent dancer with the right teacher

(mid twenties fun loving brunette etc)

I saw a film a few years ago where Kelly Brook played a Spanish dance teacher.

It was supposed to be a chick flick.

amacca · 12-03-2011 02:59AM

Daegerty wrote: »

You're not a mod?

She moderates the dancefloor not the internet forum

I've met her type before

dancefloor moderators are fascists - wont allow anything experimental - all plain vanilla....men shouldn't attempt crazy dance moves like that......you hit my friend in the jaw.........it looked like you were having an epileptic fit out there etc

stevejr · 12-03-2011 02:59AM

damoz wrote: »

if white - then yes.

Is there some rhythm gene were missing....Very few of my mates are good dancers...and the ones that are are girls.

dark crystal · 12-03-2011 03:00AM

Supposedly a man who's good at dancing is also good in the sack....

The existence of Michael Flatley however, makes this theory rather sickening.

Metallitroll · 12-03-2011 03:01AM

i gaze at my shoes n do epileptic twitches, is this the done thing

amacca · 12-03-2011 03:02AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I saw a film a few years ago where Kelly Brook played a Spanish dance teacher.

It was supposed to be a chick flick.

Ill check this out

Ill also see your kelly brook film and raise you two

"Three" and "Pirahna"

amacca · 12-03-2011 03:04AM

dark crystal wrote: »

Supposedly a man who's good at dancing is also good in the sack....

The existence of Michael Flatley however, makes this theory rather sickening.

Not to worry

with flatley

hes good from the waist down at the dancing

and only good from the waist up at the sex

oh....I see what you mean.

stevejr · 12-03-2011 03:04AM

Daegerty wrote: »

I have 3 left legs

Ah you must have one you can point in the point in the right direction....otherwise the toilet is not your friend:D

starbelgrade · 12-03-2011 03:07AM

amacca wrote: »

Ill check this out

Ill also see your kelly brook film and raise you two

"Three" and "Pirahna"

Haven't seen "Three".

Cheers for the heads up!

amacca · 12-03-2011 03:10AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Haven't seen "Three".

Cheers for the heads up!

Always happy to help out a brutha

seanybiker · 12-03-2011 03:15AM

Im brutal at dancing. I only go to drink and chat anyways so I dont mind not being able to dance.

ascanbe · 12-03-2011 03:18AM

mud wrote: »

I would love to get with a guy who can dance.

Hot

Have i got just the guy for you?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf8xTdVfKBI

starbelgrade · 12-03-2011 03:19AM

dark crystal wrote: »

Supposedly a man who's good at dancing is also good in the sack....

The existence of Michael Flatley however, makes this theory rather sickening.

Are you speaking from experience or just speculating?

dark crystal · 12-03-2011 03:27AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are you speaking from experience or just speculating?

Now that would be telling.....

Son Of A Vidic · 12-03-2011 03:28AM

Thankfully I don't conform to this stereotype

Metallitroll · 12-03-2011 03:29AM

d'pends on what its to. katy perry and rihanna just make me go stiff..

do u know the 2:04? i pop this out n all the bitches bolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhS7jNaUWoE

ascanbe · 12-03-2011 03:33AM

Metallitroll wrote: »

d'pends on what its to. katy perry and rihanna just make me go stiff..

do u know the 2:04? i pop this out n all the bitches bolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhS7jNaUWoE

Never even heard of these guys. That dance is certainly 'something'.