Are men bad dancers?

stevejr

I can't dance worth a ****e,...I just jog on the spot like a constipated hippo while I try to mimic the equally inept movements of my nearest brethren.

My girlfriend has frequently mocked my efforts...I laugh it off, but it hurts.

I curse that Dirty Dancing Film.

starbelgrade

No-one leaves stevejr in the corner.

KeithM89_old

90% of men cant dance. The other 10% are just fooling themselves.



/starts breakdancing

hondasam

stevejr wrote: »

I can't dance worth a ****e,...I just jog on the spot like a constipated hippo while I try to mimic the equally inept movements of my nearest brethren.

My girlfriend has frequently mocked my efforts...I laugh it off, but it hurts.

I curse that Dirty Dancing Film.

pics or GTFO

Daegerty

I have 3 left legs

ted1

i rock the dance floor.

Lol26

Yep so true, my man cant dance, so i banned him years ago!!

Daegerty

Lol26 wrote: »

Yep so true, my man cant dance, so i banned him years ago!!

You're not a mod?

damoz

if white - then yes.

amacca

You're not alone OP

I cant dance worth a **** ...but then again I've never taken lessons etc

I expect I'd be an excellent dancer with the right teacher

(mid twenties fun loving brunette etc)

ascanbe

Fred Astaire and Michael Jackson were quite good, i've heard.
James Brown could 'cut-a-rug', also.

mud

I would love to get with a guy who can dance.


Hot

starbelgrade

amacca wrote: »

You're not alone OP

I cant dance worth a **** ...but then again I've never taken lessons etc

I expect I'd be an excellent dancer with the right teacher

(mid twenties fun loving brunette etc)

I saw a film a few years ago where Kelly Brook played a Spanish dance teacher.

It was supposed to be a chick flick.

amacca

Daegerty wrote: »

You're not a mod?

She moderates the dancefloor not the internet forum

I've met her type before

dancefloor moderators are fascists - wont allow anything experimental - all plain vanilla....men shouldn't attempt crazy dance moves like that......you hit my friend in the jaw.........it looked like you were having an epileptic fit out there etc

stevejr

damoz wrote: »

if white - then yes.

Is there some rhythm gene were missing....Very few of my mates are good dancers...and the ones that are are girls.

dark crystal

Supposedly a man who's good at dancing is also good in the sack....


The existence of Michael Flatley however, makes this theory rather sickening.

Metallitroll

i gaze at my shoes n do epileptic twitches, is this the done thing

amacca

starbelgrade wrote: »

I saw a film a few years ago where Kelly Brook played a Spanish dance teacher.

It was supposed to be a chick flick.

Ill check this out

Ill also see your kelly brook film and raise you two

"Three" and "Pirahna"

amacca

dark crystal wrote: »

Supposedly a man who's good at dancing is also good in the sack....


The existence of Michael Flatley however, makes this theory rather sickening.

Not to worry

with flatley

hes good from the waist down at the dancing

and only good from the waist up at the sex

oh....I see what you mean.

stevejr

Daegerty wrote: »

I have 3 left legs

Ah you must have one you can point in the point in the right direction....otherwise the toilet is not your friend:D

starbelgrade

amacca wrote: »

Ill check this out

Ill also see your kelly brook film and raise you two

"Three" and "Pirahna"

Haven't seen "Three".

Cheers for the heads up!

amacca

starbelgrade wrote: »

Haven't seen "Three".

Cheers for the heads up!

Always happy to help out a brutha

seanybiker

Im brutal at dancing. I only go to drink and chat anyways so I dont mind not being able to dance.

ascanbe

mud wrote: »

I would love to get with a guy who can dance.


Hot

Have i got just the guy for you?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf8xTdVfKBI

starbelgrade

dark crystal wrote: »

Supposedly a man who's good at dancing is also good in the sack....


The existence of Michael Flatley however, makes this theory rather sickening.

Are you speaking from experience or just speculating?

dark crystal

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are you speaking from experience or just speculating?

Now that would be telling.....

Son Of A Vidic

Thankfully I don't conform to this stereotype

Metallitroll

d'pends on what its to. katy perry and rihanna just make me go stiff..

do u know the 2:04? i pop this out n all the bitches bolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhS7jNaUWoE

ascanbe

Metallitroll wrote: »

d'pends on what its to. katy perry and rihanna just make me go stiff..

do u know the 2:04? i pop this out n all the bitches bolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhS7jNaUWoE

Never even heard of these guys. That dance is certainly 'something'.

OutlawPete

Most men can't dance without looking like spanners and most women can't run without looking retarded.

Tis' a cruel world we have been cast into.

Sea Sharp

I just close my eyes and rock out to the following tune on my ipod when I'm on the dance floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII

Sir Gallagher

I love a good bop, fuck it even straight blokes can be fabulous of an occasion.

Gunsfortoys

OutlawPete wrote: »

Most men can't dance without looking like spanners and most women can't run without looking retarded.

Tis' a cruel world we have been cast into.

Oooooooh you have started it now Pete.

Not all men look like spanners.:mad:



Some look like robots..:(

jimthemental

I know I'm a **** dancer but I like talking to girls anyway so it doesn't really matter. I can have a conversation and go up in a girl's estimation or I can go wrong on the dancefloor and not care either way.

TheUsual

Ask this guy ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs

TheZohanS

I would just like to add; I rock.


That is all.

OutlawPete

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Not all men look like spanners.:mad:

I forgot about Tony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShgoI_u5sH4

jimthemental

TheZohan wrote: »

I would just like to add; I rock.


That is all.

Drunk as I am I think I speek for most Ah'ers when I say pics or gtfo.


PS: I don't think the resulting reply will be moved to cool vids and pics:)

Pauleta

I used to dance like im doing a slow motion run on the spot. Ive since retired and taken up the role as the perve watching all the ladies gyrating

KylieWyley

Don't blame the average man's dancing abilities...

Blame the crap rhythms of modern RnB that gets played in every club around the country.

jimthemental

Pauleta wrote: »

I used to dance like im doing a slow motion run on the spot. Ive since retired and taken up the role as the perve watching all the ladies gyrating

And so another personal trainer is born:)

Sir Gallagher

TheUsual wrote: »

Ask this guy ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs

Hands down one of the coolest cats ever to grace this planet.

HoneyRyder

Guys just do this and you'll be fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerC_9Psdlw

seafood dunleavy

If they get the shift they're savage dancers.

stovelid

Brought up on the northern soul scene so used to be pretty OK dancer but in recent years decided that it impacted negatively on drinking time.

Kimono-Girl

all* my male friends and j2d2 are good dancers.



*one of

Alter-Ego

Pauleta wrote: »

I used to dance like im doing a slow motion run on the spot. Ive since retired and taken up the role as the perve watching all the ladies gyrating

Are you Bez out da Happy Mondays?

This guy can dance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0

3ndahalfof6

the girls used to ask me out to dance and I was so fly some of them got embarrassed because they could not dance,

I would say 90% of the girls are shiite dancers its just they can move a bit better than the men,

don't kid your sens ladies.

tan11ie

Lots of men have good rhythm, none can beat me in a dance off though

I saw a fella "dancing" in a club once who looked like he was pinocchio discovering that he was a real boy
Limbs flailing everywhere

stevejr

tan11ie wrote: »

Lots of men have good rhythm

I honestly don't think so...