Best excuse you've given to a cop?

I find the truth usually works, I tell them I'm on the way to work.

deathrider wrote: »

Why the english accent? Obi-Wan wasn't English...

Star Wars isn't real.

The part of Obi-Wan was played by an actor. Who was english.

LambsEye wrote: »

Always works for tax/insurance stops: "Oh my goooooooooood I'm actually so embarrassed my Dad usually takes care of all that stuff. I'm so sorry."

Aaaaaaaand, a flash of cleave and we're away!

Hate myself for doing it but it works darnit.

I really ought to be a garda now.

My best excuse: well, the fast food place won't let me in, the choices I had were either going on a wall down a lane or else in the middle of the street, there's a pass machine right here and the fine is about 90ish euro, so if you want to give me the fine, I'll gladly accept it and pay it. And the garda wanted to prove me wrong, so we went up to the local fast food joint and the security said they were closed from about twenty minutes ago and the jacks were outta oerder and I was let away with a very stern talking to about going before I leave to which my reply was, "he just said they're not letting us use the things, hence me heading up the lane" and that was that.

Absurdum wrote: »

always fails for me


where are all the gay Gardai???????????????

This is why I'm fat with massive man tits.

Not really an excuse and I've felt awful for it since but...

Was sh1tfaced one night and after being removed from a club for falling asleep I was caught p1ssing on a shop door. I then fell asleep without my trousers. Gardai woke me and asked me a lot of questions and I was trying to prove I was a sensible, decent lad really by showing them my student card, my GAA membership card, my drivers license (including a 2 year old skin-headed photo of me).

Getting desperate, I took out one more card and it turned out to be my membership to the Cancer Society. I sponsored someone in college one day and got one of these cards but the cop looked at it, then my skin headed photo on my license and stared at me.

They handed everything back to me and told me to take care of myself, flagged down a taxi and made me go home!

A_Border_Bandit wrote: »

Not really an excuse and I've felt awful for it since but...

Was sh1tfaced one night and after being removed from a club for falling asleep I was caught p1ssing on a shop door. I then fell asleep without my trousers. Gardai woke me and asked me a lot of questions and I was trying to prove I was a sensible, decent lad really by showing them my student card, my GAA membership card, my drivers license (including a 2 year old skin-headed photo of me).

Getting desperate, I took out one more card and it turned out to be my membership to the Cancer Society. I sponsored someone in college one day and got one of these cards but the cop looked at it, then my skin headed photo on my license and stared at me.

They handed everything back to me and told me to take care of myself, flagged down a taxi and made me go home!

Why sad face? All you did was do your best to prove that you're a decent chap. It's not like you beat someone up.

Faith+1 wrote: »

Speak Irish if you're fluent enough, most of the Gardaí can't even speak English let alone Irish.

Ní raibh sé dom, bhí sé ar cheann an fear armtha!

Better yet, chat up the beangarda in Gaelige; usually it's the male cops that have no idea of Irish.