Most scumbag thing you've done

Mike 1972 · 06-03-2011 04:54PM

D.R cowboy wrote: »

a homeless scumbag person

Oh the ironing :rolleyes:

pragmatic1 · 06-03-2011 05:03PM

iSoap wrote: »

Shot an insurgent in the kneecaps when I did my tour with 3 Para in Afghanistan. Keeps me up at night.

If thats true, why did you shot him in the kneecaps.

Diabhal Beag · 06-03-2011 05:07PM

The most scumbag thing I've ever done is probably all those times I sat at the back of the cinema with my friends being *****. Yes I was one of those annoying people getting a handjob while you were watching Avatar.

Sorry

sunflower27 · 06-03-2011 05:07PM

Can't really tink of anything. I was a good'un.

I remember in high school, some of the girls would steal jewellery from a shop kind of like 'Claires'.

They'd buy a large Coke and walk around dropping rings and bracelets in it. Never got busted as far as I know.

iSoap · 06-03-2011 05:25PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

If thats true, why did you shot him in the kneecaps.

It's a cliché that's been said before.. When you're in the army you do things you wouldn't think are possible to do as a civilized human being.
Coming out of training being basically brainwashed and going in to a combat zone you don't really think twice about your actions under orders and the human suffering they cause because all that's going through your head is "it's life or death."
The horrors of war only really hits you when you get out. I think most people who have had to be in that situation will tell you the same thing.

karlog · 06-03-2011 05:34PM

I once walked up to the door of a house which i didn't even know who lived in. I then proceeded to ring the doorbell and runaway. When i got to a safe distance behind a bush i watched as this woman opened the door only to realise that no one was there. I'll never forget the look of confusion and disappointment on her face. She waited and waited then closed the door. I'll never forgot that day it still haunts me.

pragmatic1 · 06-03-2011 05:42PM

iSoap wrote: »

It's a cliché that's been said before.. When you're in the army you do things you wouldn't think are possible to do as a civilized human being.
Coming out of training being basically brainwashed and going in to a combat zone you don't really think twice about your actions under orders and the human suffering they cause because all that's going through your head is "it's life or death."
The horrors of war only really hits you when you get out. I think most people who have had to be in that situation will tell you the same thing.

Yeah but why. Was it summary justice for him being an insurgent.

saywhatyousee · 06-03-2011 05:56PM

sunflower27 wrote: »

Can't really tink of anything. I was a good'un.

I remember in high school, some of the girls would steal jewellery from a shop kind of like 'Claires'.

They'd buy a large Coke and walk around dropping rings and bracelets in it. Never got busted as far as I know.

wow thats actually a good idea:p

HeadPig · 06-03-2011 07:11PM

Mowed down a load of annoying cyclists in Brazil.

Blitzkrieger · 06-03-2011 08:00PM

Xivilai wrote: »

When I was a kid I chased our cat up a tree and blamed our dog, who was locked in the shed as punishment and yelled at.

I miss that dog

Haven't you left him out of the shed yet?

Aishae · 06-03-2011 08:10PM

just thinking.... when i was 12, i found a set of keys down behimnd a wall at the bus stop. spotted a boyzone keyring on it. i loved boyzone. took the keyring and put the keys back where i found them. later that day a friend asked had i seen a set of keys lying around? she lost them at school she thought and they had a boyzone keyring on them? oh b*ll*x thinks i. didnt even think they might be hers! but i didnt let on i knew where the keys were, then id have to explain how i knew.

loopyloulilly · 06-03-2011 08:21PM

sunflower27 wrote: »

Can't really tink of anything. I was a good'un.

I remember in high school, some of the girls would steal jewellery from a shop kind of like 'Claires'.

They'd buy a large Coke and walk around dropping rings and bracelets in it. Never got busted as far as I know.

From reading this post. Theft crimes in high school has risen 70%.

Funkfield · 07-03-2011 12:29PM

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

The most scumbag thing I've ever done is probably all those times I sat at the back of the cinema with my friends being *****. Yes I was one of those annoying people getting a handjob while you were watching Avatar.

Sorry

You and your friends give each other handjobs?

:eek::eek::eek:

Mike 1972 · 07-03-2011 12:34PM

Funkfield wrote: »

You and your friends give each other handjobs?

They must be very special friends ?

sunflower27 · 07-03-2011 12:34PM

Funkfield wrote: »

You and your friends give each other handjobs?

:eek::eek::eek:

Different strokes.... and all that....

keano_afc · 07-03-2011 12:46PM

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon...

maglite · 07-03-2011 12:50PM

iSoap wrote: »

It's a cliché that's been said before.. When you're in the army you do things you wouldn't think are possible to do as a civilized human being.
Coming out of training being basically brainwashed and going in to a combat zone you don't really think twice about your actions under orders and the human suffering they cause because all that's going through your head is "it's life or death."
The horrors of war only really hits you when you get out. I think most people who have had to be in that situation will tell you the same thing.

The smell of Bull****e,

You did a tour with 3para in Astan... Wow, was that before or after your leaving cert in 2010. and presumably before you started college this year.

fakearms123 · 07-03-2011 12:54PM

Most scumbag think I've ever done... well I suppose it was when me and my friends went through a joke shop phase, I was never really a scumbag, I always resented people for acting like scumbags just to fit in with a crowd. Anyway we used to buy stink bombs, smoke bombs, sh*t in a can and go off our chops around Dublin town.

I remember one time we put fake sh*t on a bicycle seat and when the owner came back he didnt even notice the sh*t, we were hiding behind a wall on grafton street, he jump on the bike and sh*t rolled up all over his arse, the sh*t stank and he was going mad!

Another time we put stink bombs on an escalator so that they crushed as soon as they got to the top, poor old women got hit with a wall of stink when they reached the top of escalators! :P got chased out of Stephens green shopping centre for that by security!

this is arse · 07-03-2011 01:27PM

got clamped one time and was waiting for ages after paying for them to come and remove the clamp. went looking for some dog poo to smear all over the lock. couldn't find any but found some wino poo. covered the lock with it. could smell it from a good bit away. flys all over the place too. clampers weren't too impressed.

Frisbee · 07-03-2011 01:37PM

keano_afc wrote: »

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon...

[pause]

*slap*

donutheadhomer · 07-03-2011 02:13PM

I shot the Sheriff

pragmatic1 · 07-03-2011 02:15PM

EurasianBadger wrote: »

I shiot the Sheriff

What about the deputy. Did you shoot him.

Rabidlamb · 07-03-2011 02:19PM

Drove for 5 years without any tax or NCT.
Now an upstanding citizen I must impress.

donutheadhomer · 07-03-2011 02:24PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

What about the deputy. Did you shoot him.

I did not shoot the deputy

keen · 07-03-2011 02:28PM

fizzynicenice wrote: »

I pissed on the nite link.

Used to shoplift outta HMV wen i was a kid. Got stung eventually though.

Snap, sneaked a pint on the nitelink once and and the pissed in the empty glass. Placed the full pint glass btween two chairs were I thought it would be safe.... Smash oh the shame.

Robbed loads as a kid too.

Beruthiel · 07-03-2011 02:38PM

iSoap wrote: »

Shot an insurgent in the kneecaps when I did my tour with 3 Para in Afghanistan. Keeps me up at night.

You do know we all have access to your previous comments....?

Irishcrx · 07-03-2011 02:51PM

I was no angel when I was younger, done a few thing I wished I hadn't.

The worst I can think of was probably during a football match when I was about 15-16 fella who was marking me was having a bit of handbags during the game, which we lost and he took me down late in the game in the box ref didn't give the peno...

After the match he came up to shake my hand and I was still fuming so instead of shaking his hand or just walking away I headbutted him and spat on him breaking his nose in the process....got a firece ban for it aswell...which I deserved.

Plazaman · 07-03-2011 03:08PM

maglite wrote: »

The smell of Bull****e,

You did a tour with 3para in Astan... Wow, was that before or after your leaving cert in 2010. and presumably before you started college this year.

Beruthiel wrote: »

You do know we all have access to your previous comments....?

LOL, feel the burn

When Playstation Goes Bad - Part III

Blondini · 08-03-2011 12:53AM

had a fap in a field beside a horse after an evening of drunken heavy petting (not with the horse)

roast · 08-03-2011 03:12AM

I was tame and threw apples at cars.

Most scumbag thing you've done

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