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How to ditch Cork?

  • 27-02-2011 01:52AM
    #1
    Posts: 5,079 ✭✭✭


    Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
    Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

    How do we expel them from the Republic?

    Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

    Positives:

    No more stupid accents
    No more "peoples republic" ****e

    LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
    thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

    How`d ya loike that boi!

    swine:mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 486 ✭✭De Dannan


    In breeding has a lot to do with it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,376 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Heh... I've already swapped Cork for Antrim. So if you do that you're still stuck with at least one Corkonian.

    Whatcha gonna do with me huh?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Take everything Hurling related from them and you'll see them eventually die off one by one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    kejsntkflewgan l;ng 43tg43klmnKNBKH35#nhkHRNKHNE#

    Edit sorry was cleaning my keyboard.

    So guess i have to make some sort of reply so, +1 to what ever the Op said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

    Given our skills at international bargaining & negotiation, we'd probably come away with Holyhead.


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  • Posts: 5,079 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
    Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

    How do we expel them from the Republic?

    Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

    Positives:

    No more stupid accents
    No more "peoples republic" ****e

    LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
    thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

    How`d ya loike that boi!

    swine:mad:
    You want gods county Antrim for Cork? Are you mad?!;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    aaronh007 wrote: »
    Heh... I've already swapped Cork for Antrim.

    That you Ivor?

    Get back down here ya divil, there's money owing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Oim da Prezident of Oirland ..... but more importantly Oim from Cork.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
    Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

    How do we expel them from the Republic?

    Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

    Positives:

    No more stupid accents
    No more "peoples republic" ****e

    LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
    thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

    How`d ya loike that boi!

    swine:mad:

    It is a disgrace alright. If I were from Cork, I'd be fucking embarrassed as hell. They can have their 'People's Republic' all they want. 'Real Capital?' Of what exactly? Cork certainly has nothing to do with Ireland anymore, that's for sure.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 497 ✭✭jpm4


    Originally Posted by blindjustice
    Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
    Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

    How do we expel them from the Republic?

    Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

    Positives:

    No more stupid accents
    No more "peoples republic" ****e

    LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
    thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

    How`d ya loike that boi!

    swine

    lol, problem with people's right to vote for who they choose? Maybe you'd prefer this country to be more like Libya?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,300 ✭✭✭CiaranC


    I was just saying the same this afternoon. We should let them have their peoples republic, they could elect themselves an FF government. Scumbags.


  • Posts: 5,079 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jpm4 wrote: »
    lol, problem with people's right to vote for who they choose? Maybe you'd prefer this country to be more like Libya?

    no just more like ireland without the treacherous Cork langers



    they can have the republic, FF and its debts :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    jpm4 wrote: »
    lol, problem with people's right to vote for who they choose? Maybe you'd prefer this country to be more like Libya?

    We do have a democracy in which people can vote for who they like. We also have freedom of speech, in which people are allowed to say if they don't like the result. I stand by what I said; that people are willing to vote FF after what they've brought the country to is absolutely shocking. FF's behaviour is tantamount to traitorous. Those who vote for FF are either too stupid to know better or complicit in FF's treachery. To hell with all of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Given our skills at international bargaining & negotiation, we'd probably come away with Holyhead.
    Now that is a dump.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,895 ✭✭✭bizmark


    Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
    Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

    How do we expel them from the Republic?

    Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

    Positives:

    No more stupid accents
    No more "peoples republic" ****e

    LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
    thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

    How`d ya loike that boi!

    swine:mad:

    son you better calm down


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Peoples republic? Wtf.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    gods county Antrim

    He lives here too :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
    Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

    How do we expel them from the Republic?

    Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

    Positives:

    No more stupid accents
    No more "peoples republic" ****e

    LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
    thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

    How`d ya loike that boi!

    swine:mad:

    Ok expel us then.

    Enjoy your bank debt and new german overlords ireland. Problem?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Metallitroll


    cork has second city syndrome dunnit, the peoples republic of corkunia n all that stuff so whats the story is there no room for a republic within a republic?


  • Posts: 5,079 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ok expel us then.

    Enjoy your bank debt and new german overlords ireland. Problem?

    nah i think we`ll secede and you can have the debt and your much wanted "peoples republic"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    nah i think we`ll secede and you can have the debt and your much wanted "peoples republic"

    Thats fine. We'll get our German and French friends to help us invade the breakaway "terrorist" state, conquer it and establish the peoples republic which will be ruled directly from Cork.

    All non-Corkonian citizens will be required to serve their Corkonian overlords. I've earmarked latrine duty for yourself.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,856 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    Given our skills at international bargaining & negotiation, we'd probably come away with Holyhead.

    Or use them as bargaining tools with the IMF/EU

    Cancel the debt and we'll keep Cork
    Make us pay and they're yours

    = Debt free Ireland:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    If the leader of Fianna Fail was from Dublin it would be interesting to see how many seats they'd win in the capital.

    That being said, I'm gutted with the result in Cork NW, where I live. One Fianna Fail TD and two Fine Gael. I was hoping Labour would gain the seat the FF candidate won. Such is the way of democracy, although I'm still bemused as to how Moynihan won the seat. :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,038 ✭✭✭Seloth


    WHy do so many board users assume people only vote FF because they are idiots or its because Their mammy/daddy did.

    While it may seem like the situation on boards if you ever talk to someone about it in RL then you'll find people who are "Idiots" vote for either Independants that are jackie from down the street or not vote FF brigade because they half hear far little knowledge of politics and what little info they do get is from others with little knowledge of government or politics as well but are joining the lets blame someone brigade.

    FF in my area didn't get a seat and I'm in Cork east.Many people that I have spoke to that vote FF are doing so for very reasonable reasons.Quite commonly people have said they voted FF as they wished to have a centralist party in the opposition.Many others agree with policies of theirs.Many who I ask are voting for FG or lab do five the similar reasons while jsut as many say "Because they didnt destroy our country/They're not FF" and upon asking how so they couldnt give an answer.

    I laugh at how people react to FF as if FG or Lab were in power at the time similar things would have happened and the hate brigade would be on them.It is people who say FF need to be destroyed are the idiots as you clearly dont have any true political knowledge other than board posts or reading headlines without reading the article.

    As for all this apparent view people have on Cork which echos that of Americans on Ireland...Honestly lads..What are ye?Illinformed Dubs who view the rest of the country as a barren wasteland?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Here's a fun fact. Limerick has elected two FFr's as well. While the Dubs re-elected Lenihan. Lets kick these langers out as well.

    We'll take Limerick, they'll be handy in a fight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,038 ✭✭✭Seloth


    And did Dublin not elect a member of the Trotskyist Socialist party.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Stargate


    Thats fine. We'll get our German and French friends to help us invade the breakaway "terrorist" state, conquer it and establish the peoples republic which will be ruled directly from Cork.

    All non-Corkonian citizens will be required to serve their Corkonian overlords. I've earmarked latrine duty for yourself.


    HaHa that me burst out laughn pablomakaveli :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,124 ✭✭✭Amhran Nua


    Seloth wrote: »
    WHy do so many board users assume people only vote FF because they are idiots or its because Their mammy/daddy did.

    While it may seem like the situation on boards if you ever talk to someone about it in RL then you'll find people who are "Idiots" vote for either Independants that are jackie from down the street or not vote FF brigade because they half hear far little knowledge of politics and what little info they do get is from others with little knowledge of government or politics as well but are joining the lets blame someone brigade.

    FF in my area didn't get a seat and I'm in Cork east.Many people that I have spoke to that vote FF are doing so for very reasonable reasons.Quite commonly people have said they voted FF as they wished to have a centralist party in the opposition.Many others agree with policies of theirs.Many who I ask are voting for FG or lab do five the similar reasons while jsut as many say "Because they didnt destroy our country/They're not FF" and upon asking how so they couldnt give an answer.

    I laugh at how people react to FF as if FG or Lab were in power at the time similar things would have happened and the hate brigade would be on them.It is people who say FF need to be destroyed are the idiots as you clearly dont have any true political knowledge other than board posts or reading headlines without reading the article.

    As for all this apparent view people have on Cork which echos that of Americans on Ireland...Honestly lads..What are ye?Illinformed Dubs who view the rest of the country as a barren wasteland?
    I'm trying to sieve out a point from this post, and it's tough going. What are you trying to say? FF need to be destroyed, and believe me there won't be any comeback from this. The con artist has been unveiled and the marks are very, very angry. Fool them once and all that.


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