How to ditch Cork?

Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

How do we expel them from the Republic?

Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

Positives:

No more stupid accents
No more "peoples republic" ****e

LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

How`d ya loike that boi!

swine:mad:

De Dannan

In breeding has a lot to do with it

Glico Man

Heh... I've already swapped Cork for Antrim. So if you do that you're still stuck with at least one Corkonian.

Whatcha gonna do with me huh?

Yakult

Take everything Hurling related from them and you'll see them eventually die off one by one.

Vain

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Edit sorry was cleaning my keyboard.

So guess i have to make some sort of reply so, +1 to what ever the Op said.

Badgermonkey

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

Given our skills at international bargaining & negotiation, we'd probably come away with Holyhead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

KeithAFC

Deleted User wrote: »

Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

How do we expel them from the Republic?

Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

Positives:

No more stupid accents
No more "peoples republic" ****e

LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

How`d ya loike that boi!

swine:mad:

You want gods county Antrim for Cork? Are you mad?!;)

Badgermonkey

aaronh007 wrote: »

Heh... I've already swapped Cork for Antrim.

That you Ivor?

Get back down here ya divil, there's money owing.

TheUsual

Oim da Prezident of Oirland ..... but more importantly Oim from Cork.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRm9Q2KfzBA

Dangerous Man

Deleted User wrote: »

Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

How do we expel them from the Republic?

Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

Positives:

No more stupid accents
No more "peoples republic" ****e

LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

How`d ya loike that boi!

swine:mad:

It is a disgrace alright. If I were from Cork, I'd be fucking embarrassed as hell. They can have their 'People's Republic' all they want. 'Real Capital?' Of what exactly? Cork certainly has nothing to do with Ireland anymore, that's for sure.

jpm4

Originally Posted by blindjustice
Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

How do we expel them from the Republic?

Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

Positives:

No more stupid accents
No more "peoples republic" ****e

LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

How`d ya loike that boi!

swine

lol, problem with people's right to vote for who they choose? Maybe you'd prefer this country to be more like Libya?

CiaranC

I was just saying the same this afternoon. We should let them have their peoples republic, they could elect themselves an FF government. Scumbags.

jpm4

jpm4 wrote: »

lol, problem with people's right to vote for who they choose? Maybe you'd prefer this country to be more like Libya?

no just more like ireland without the treacherous Cork langers



they can have the republic, FF and its debts

Dangerous Man

jpm4 wrote: »

lol, problem with people's right to vote for who they choose? Maybe you'd prefer this country to be more like Libya?

We do have a democracy in which people can vote for who they like. We also have freedom of speech, in which people are allowed to say if they don't like the result. I stand by what I said; that people are willing to vote FF after what they've brought the country to is absolutely shocking. FF's behaviour is tantamount to traitorous. Those who vote for FF are either too stupid to know better or complicit in FF's treachery. To hell with all of them.

El Weirdo

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Given our skills at international bargaining & negotiation, we'd probably come away with Holyhead.

Now that is a dump.

bizmark

Deleted User wrote: »

Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

How do we expel them from the Republic?

Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

Positives:

No more stupid accents
No more "peoples republic" ****e

LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

How`d ya loike that boi!

swine:mad:

son you better calm down

KeithAFC

Peoples republic? Wtf.

Mike 1972

KeithAFC wrote: »

gods county Antrim

He lives here too

Sonics2k

Cork people = http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg

Problem?

pablomakaveli

Deleted User wrote: »

Due to Corks scandalous FF voting, clearly thinking because its a party leader Martin might do something "for the area" these bloody rebels have most treacherously turned their backs on the rest of the country
Cork FF vote nearly 30% the bastards!

How do we expel them from the Republic?

Maybe a swap with the Brits: Cork for Derry or Antrim?

Positives:

No more stupid accents
No more "peoples republic" ****e

LOLZ aside We should actually seriously consider seceding from the Republic
thus leaving Cork as the only county in the Republic and them Cork langers end up being the only people liable for the 100 billion plus national debt.

How`d ya loike that boi!

swine:mad:

Ok expel us then.

Enjoy your bank debt and new german overlords ireland. Problem?

Metallitroll

cork has second city syndrome dunnit, the peoples republic of corkunia n all that stuff so whats the story is there no room for a republic within a republic?

pablomakaveli

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Ok expel us then.

Enjoy your bank debt and new german overlords ireland. Problem?

nah i think we`ll secede and you can have the debt and your much wanted "peoples republic"

pablomakaveli

Deleted User wrote: »

nah i think we`ll secede and you can have the debt and your much wanted "peoples republic"

Thats fine. We'll get our German and French friends to help us invade the breakaway "terrorist" state, conquer it and establish the peoples republic which will be ruled directly from Cork.

All non-Corkonian citizens will be required to serve their Corkonian overlords. I've earmarked latrine duty for yourself.

dfx-

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Given our skills at international bargaining & negotiation, we'd probably come away with Holyhead.

Or use them as bargaining tools with the IMF/EU

Cancel the debt and we'll keep Cork
Make us pay and they're yours

= Debt free Ireland:cool:

MultiUmm

If the leader of Fianna Fail was from Dublin it would be interesting to see how many seats they'd win in the capital.

That being said, I'm gutted with the result in Cork NW, where I live. One Fianna Fail TD and two Fine Gael. I was hoping Labour would gain the seat the FF candidate won. Such is the way of democracy, although I'm still bemused as to how Moynihan won the seat.

Seloth

WHy do so many board users assume people only vote FF because they are idiots or its because Their mammy/daddy did.

While it may seem like the situation on boards if you ever talk to someone about it in RL then you'll find people who are "Idiots" vote for either Independants that are jackie from down the street or not vote FF brigade because they half hear far little knowledge of politics and what little info they do get is from others with little knowledge of government or politics as well but are joining the lets blame someone brigade.

FF in my area didn't get a seat and I'm in Cork east.Many people that I have spoke to that vote FF are doing so for very reasonable reasons.Quite commonly people have said they voted FF as they wished to have a centralist party in the opposition.Many others agree with policies of theirs.Many who I ask are voting for FG or lab do five the similar reasons while jsut as many say "Because they didnt destroy our country/They're not FF" and upon asking how so they couldnt give an answer.

I laugh at how people react to FF as if FG or Lab were in power at the time similar things would have happened and the hate brigade would be on them.It is people who say FF need to be destroyed are the idiots as you clearly dont have any true political knowledge other than board posts or reading headlines without reading the article.

As for all this apparent view people have on Cork which echos that of Americans on Ireland...Honestly lads..What are ye?Illinformed Dubs who view the rest of the country as a barren wasteland?

pablomakaveli

Here's a fun fact. Limerick has elected two FFr's as well. While the Dubs re-elected Lenihan. Lets kick these langers out as well.

We'll take Limerick, they'll be handy in a fight.

Seloth

And did Dublin not elect a member of the Trotskyist Socialist party.

Stargate

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Thats fine. We'll get our German and French friends to help us invade the breakaway "terrorist" state, conquer it and establish the peoples republic which will be ruled directly from Cork.

All non-Corkonian citizens will be required to serve their Corkonian overlords. I've earmarked latrine duty for yourself.

HaHa that me burst out laughn pablomakaveli

Amhran Nua

Seloth wrote: »

WHy do so many board users assume people only vote FF because they are idiots or its because Their mammy/daddy did.

While it may seem like the situation on boards if you ever talk to someone about it in RL then you'll find people who are "Idiots" vote for either Independants that are jackie from down the street or not vote FF brigade because they half hear far little knowledge of politics and what little info they do get is from others with little knowledge of government or politics as well but are joining the lets blame someone brigade.

FF in my area didn't get a seat and I'm in Cork east.Many people that I have spoke to that vote FF are doing so for very reasonable reasons.Quite commonly people have said they voted FF as they wished to have a centralist party in the opposition.Many others agree with policies of theirs.Many who I ask are voting for FG or lab do five the similar reasons while jsut as many say "Because they didnt destroy our country/They're not FF" and upon asking how so they couldnt give an answer.

I laugh at how people react to FF as if FG or Lab were in power at the time similar things would have happened and the hate brigade would be on them.It is people who say FF need to be destroyed are the idiots as you clearly dont have any true political knowledge other than board posts or reading headlines without reading the article.

As for all this apparent view people have on Cork which echos that of Americans on Ireland...Honestly lads..What are ye?Illinformed Dubs who view the rest of the country as a barren wasteland?

I'm trying to sieve out a point from this post, and it's tough going. What are you trying to say? FF need to be destroyed, and believe me there won't be any comeback from this. The con artist has been unveiled and the marks are very, very angry. Fool them once and all that.

Dangerous Man

The reason why people are pissed off with the people of Cork is because they had a chance that no one else in the country had; they had the chance to boot out the leader of FF. It would have been a huge statement. It would have helped strike home the message that FF are no longer wanted. But no. They voted for their home grown.

And no - this WOULDN'T have happened in Dublin. We've all seen what Dublin have just done to FF; they've torn them apart.

pablomakaveli

Dangerous Man wrote: »

The reason why people are pissed off with the people of Cork is because they had a chance that no one else in the country had; they had the chance to boot out the leader of FF. It would have been a huge statement. It would have helped strike home the message that FF are no longer wanted. But no. They voted for their home grown.

And no - this WOULDN'T have happened in Dublin. We've all seen what Dublin have just done to FF; they've torn them apart.

They kept Lenihan in Dublin. Also Dublin previously gave us Bertie.

strobe

Amhran Nua wrote: »

and believe me there won't be any comeback from this.

If only......they will challenge for the next election and if I was a betting man I would put everything I had to spare on them winning it.

Remember this post. FF in power after next election as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

Seloth

Amhran Nua wrote: »

I'm trying to sieve out a point from this post, and it's tough going. What are you trying to say? FF need to be destroyed, and believe me there won't be any comeback from this. The con artist has been unveiled and the marks are very, very angry. Fool them once and all that.

The point is people who vote for FF are not idiots(As they choose to vote for them in majority not as of family connection but as of policies or they feel the need to have a centralist opposition) and from personal experience when asking people why they are voting for say FG or Lab they gave very little reason but said they wouldn't vote FF as they've heard people say how they've destroyed Ireland but dont know how they did.

FF is quite a different party now and any that say it need to be destroyed are quite foolish.And to note I didn't vote FF but I do see their need.

The Pontiac

I'm from Cork and I couldn't agree more. Incredible and brilliant that Dublin only elected 1 of the likely 17 Fianna Fáil seats. Sinn Fein didn't gain much ground in Dublin this time either.

I hope to fúck Billy Kelleher doesn't get that seat in Cork North Central.

UnknownSpecies

Both Cork East and Cork South West voted in no Fianna Failers......? Thats 3 seats out of 7 lost for Fianna Fail, surely you must respect that! That's a significant change like !

El Siglo

Could we just sell Cork and the people to the Germans and pay off our debt that way? Two birds, one stone.

The Pontiac

dorgasm wrote: »

Both Cork East and Cork South West voted in no Fianna Failers......? Thats 3 seats out of 7 lost for Fianna Fail, surely you must respect that! That's a significant change like !

Not if you're talking about the whole county it isn't. I do agree the Cork East people are great though.

Common as...

Even Kerry didn't vote in FF, so they kicked you're asses on this one as well.

TheUsual

pablomakaveli wrote: »

They kept Lenihan in Dublin. Also Dublin previously gave us Bertie.

I have no defense for this logic.


Cork 1- 0

Dublin 0 - 14

The Pontiac

Common as... wrote: »

Even Kerry didn't vote in FF, so they kicked you're asses on this one as well.

Micheal Healy Rea makes up for it though. What were they thinking?

Common as...

<Ollie> wrote: »

Micheal Healy Rea makes up for it though. What were they thinking?

What:eek: Son of Gombeen isin't in.

Namlub

Must every single event that involves Cork lead to a thread where people convince themselves that all we do is walk around talking about how we're the real capital and calling each other langers? Really? Thinking the PROC forum represents Cork is like thinking the average Boards user represents the average Irish person. Cork people voted for some shit candidates. So did voters in, um, every other constituency. Fianna Fail still performed shockingly badly overall so it appears that our monthly plan for world domination has failed again...

The Pontiac

Namlub wrote: »

Cork people voted for some shit candidates. So did voters in, um, every other constituency.

No they didn't.

Namlub

<Ollie> wrote: »

No they didn't.

Yes you're right, every candidate who has been elected outside Cork has been outstandingly competent.

The Pontiac

Namlub wrote: »

Yes you're right, every candidate who has been elected outside Cork has been outstandingly competent.

I didn't say that. Do the maths. Dublin has a population of over 1 million people. They elected only 1 Fianna Fail candidate with quater of the the poulation of Ireland. Cork is looking at 5 Fianna failers FFS. The rest of the country will elect another 11 of these muppets. Dublin win! I'm a Cork man. Stop with the spin.

KnifeWRENCH

Namlub wrote: »

Yes you're right, every candidate who has been elected outside Cork has been outstandingly competent.

I hear great things are expected from this Healy-Rae fellow. And shur hasn't Lowry been the perfect model of an honest politican for years now?

The lowly backward drudgeons in Cork, of course, would never elect fine folks of that calibre...

Namlub

<Ollie> wrote: »

I didn't say that. Do the maths. Dublin has a population of over 1 million people. They elected only 1 Fianna Fail candidate with quater of the the poulation of Ireland. Cork is looking at 5 Fianna failers FFS. The rest of the country will elect another 11 of these muppets. Dublin win! I'm a Cork man. Stop with the spin.

I said voted for in my original post. Not elected.

TheUsual

ooooooooohhhh cork versus cork


It's like Egypt. Revolution is in the air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamKl-su8PE

The Pontiac

Namlub wrote: »

Yes you're right, every candidate who has been elected outside Cork has been outstandingly competent.

What is wrong with you?.

Jesus christ, I'm simply comparing the overwhelming Fianna Fail vote in the Cork constituency to Dublin with one Fianna fail TD elected. I'm also comparing this to the rest of the country in a statistical sense, which I find to be quite staggering.