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Why does Georgia Salpa need to be in her bikini to solve problems?

  • 24-02-2011 11:18PM
    #1
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Just saw an ad for Amen - a free magazine with the Sunday World.

    Apparently there's a problem page for men answered by Georgia Salpa.

    It seems she answers mens problems while wearing a bikini :confused:


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  • #2
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,147 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Because she's not much use for anything else.

    (and even then she's overrated)


  • #3
    seafood dunleavy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    Why would anyone question Georgia Salpa in a bikini?


  • #4
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    She looks good in a bikini & men like to look at girls in bikinis.
    The photo of her in a bikini will help sell the paper.


  • #5
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Because her in a bikini alone solves problems....very sexually fustrated problems





    Problem solved:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJls9X7rYPM


  • #6
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    http://www.jappleng.com/jSpot/Sekai/gallery/general-images-a38/problem-officer-meme-m2956.jpg
    problem?


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  • #7
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    The better question is how could she solve problems not wearing a bikini??


  • #8
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP, as far as I know, you're a girl - get ready to be told you're jealous.

    She has the right to wear a bikini all day long and wherever she wants, and she is very attractive, but having her as an "agony aunt" is ****ing retarded - and for ****ing idiots.


  • #9
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Dudess wrote: »
    OP, as far as I know, you're a girl - get ready to be told you're jealous.

    She has the right to wear a bikini all day long and wherever she wants, and she is very attractive, but having her as an "agony aunt" is ****ing retarded - and for ****ing idiots.

    I quite agree, in my day the agony aunt was a paragon of mental acuity, not to mention a pillar of the community.


  • #10
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,147 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Dudess wrote: »
    OP, as far as I know, you're a girl - get ready to be told you're jealous.

    She has the right to wear a bikini all day long and wherever she wants, and she is very attractive, but having her as an "agony aunt" is ****ing retarded - and for ****ing idiots.

    You sound troubled Dudess. Maybe you need to 'Ask Georgia'?


  • #11
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Well OP, if she was in a chicken suit i wouldn't enjoy fapping over her..........or would i?


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  • #12
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    am dublin is a girl?:confused:


  • #13
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I quite agree, in my day the agony aunt was a paragon of mental acuity, not to mention a pillar of the community.
    Well if someone is giving people advice, they should be somewhat qualified to do so - or at least seen as such. Same with having Jordan and Kerry Katona as agony aunts in UK magazines - ffs...


  • #14
    Kyleigh Easy Nomad
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kyleigh Easy Nomad


    Dudess wrote: »
    Well if someone is giving people advice, they should be somewhat qualified to do so - or at least seen as such. Same with having Jordan and Kerry Katona as agony aunts in UK magazines - ffs...

    lol
    i can see it now

    'my husband is cheating what do i do'
    'get breast implants'

    'my best friend is annoyed at me because im horrible, what do i do'
    'blame her and call her self centred. get breast implants too'


  • #15
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Hazys wrote: »
    Because her in a bikini alone solves problems....very sexually fustrated problems





    Problem solved:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJls9X7rYPM
    I'd imagine a woman that hot would only serve to heighten frustration...


  • #16
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    that girl is fcuking filth, i have often fantasised about her calling in to the salon... accidentally spilling colour on her top.. *drifts off*


  • #17
    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,801 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    Why the fcuk not?


  • #18
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Women in being bitter about attractive women shocker


  • #19
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Can't be any worse than Danny Dyer.


  • #20
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Dudess wrote: »
    Well if someone is giving people advice, they should be somewhat qualified to do so - or at least seen as such. Same with having Jordan and Kerry Katona as agony aunts in UK magazines - ffs...

    In fairness, she is an agony aunt in The Star not a therapist in a clinic. I doubt she'll be dealing with earth shattering issues.


  • #21
    talla10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭talla10


    I agree 100% OP. Tell her to take that bloody bikini off!! :P


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  • #22
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    am dublin is a girl?:confused:

    Yep!

    Why what are you Sept? A Mister or a sister :D


  • #23
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    johnn wrote: »
    Women in being bitter about attractive women shocker
    Some guy ignoring the premise of the argument and the comments conceding she is very attractive in order to make "bitter women" comment shocker... :)


  • #24
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    "Dear Georgia, I am very upset because men keep staring at my breast implants..."


  • #25
    rebel10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    Seriously, if I looked that good in a bikini I would never wear clothes. Honestly, she is like a super being. I find it very unfair that she wasn't born with any physical flaw...grrr.


  • #26
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Dudess wrote: »
    I'd imagine a woman that hot would only serve to heighten frustration...


    You think she's hot in that clip?.

    Honestly I don't.


  • #27
    wiger toods
    Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    Hazys wrote: »
    Because her in a bikini alone solves problems....very sexually fustrated problems





    Problem solved:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJls9X7rYPM
    What i wouldnt give for my nob to be that ice cream cone!:D


  • #28
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Dudess wrote: »
    Some guy ignoring the premise of the argument and the comments conceding she is very attractive in order to make "bitter women" comment shocker... :)

    Surely comments like the above one with boob job mentioned repeatedly could be interpreted as being petty/bitter? It does have undertones of her not being able to answer questions beyond giving vacuous airhead comments and subtly implies that she has had work done herself.


  • #29
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    So far in life I have relied on the guidance and advice of both Mrs Mills and prince of darkness Ozzy Osbourne. Both proven and tested Sunday newspaper "agony aunts".

    They have stood me in good stead. But there's always need for new blood in the old agony aunt game. I'll certainly give Salpa in a bikini a run out for my next life crisis.

    It is a results driven business and Salpa will live and die by how she handles my imminent marriage breakdown and inevitable job loss. I take it these are full colour pictures, showing everything?


  • #30
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Probably a ghostwriter anyway? Georgia is far too busy doing whatever it is she does for a living.


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  • #31
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    bonerm wrote: »
    Probably a ghostwriter anyway? Georgia is far too busy doing whatever it is she does for a living.

    Exactly. Hopefully she doesn't have Danny Dyer's ghost writer!


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