Why does Georgia Salpa need to be in her bikini to solve problems?

amdublin

Just saw an ad for Amen - a free magazine with the Sunday World.

Apparently there's a problem page for men answered by Georgia Salpa.

It seems she answers mens problems while wearing a bikini

Xavi6

Because she's not much use for anything else.

(and even then she's overrated)

seafood dunleavy

Why would anyone question Georgia Salpa in a bikini?

easyeason3

She looks good in a bikini & men like to look at girls in bikinis.
The photo of her in a bikini will help sell the paper.

Hazys

Because her in a bikini alone solves problems....very sexually fustrated problems





Problem solved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJls9X7rYPM

billymitchell

http://www.jappleng.com/jSpot/Sekai/gallery/general-images-a38/problem-officer-meme-m2956.jpg
problem?

Raze_them_all

The better question is how could she solve problems not wearing a bikini??

Dudess

OP, as far as I know, you're a girl - get ready to be told you're jealous.

She has the right to wear a bikini all day long and wherever she wants, and she is very attractive, but having her as an "agony aunt" is ****ing retarded - and for ****ing idiots.

Deus Ex Machina

Dudess wrote: »

OP, as far as I know, you're a girl - get ready to be told you're jealous.

She has the right to wear a bikini all day long and wherever she wants, and she is very attractive, but having her as an "agony aunt" is ****ing retarded - and for ****ing idiots.

I quite agree, in my day the agony aunt was a paragon of mental acuity, not to mention a pillar of the community.

Xavi6

Dudess wrote: »

OP, as far as I know, you're a girl - get ready to be told you're jealous.

She has the right to wear a bikini all day long and wherever she wants, and she is very attractive, but having her as an "agony aunt" is ****ing retarded - and for ****ing idiots.

You sound troubled Dudess. Maybe you need to 'Ask Georgia'?

pablomakaveli

Well OP, if she was in a chicken suit i wouldn't enjoy fapping over her..........or would i?

SEPT 23 1989

am dublin is a girl?

Dudess

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I quite agree, in my day the agony aunt was a paragon of mental acuity, not to mention a pillar of the community.

Well if someone is giving people advice, they should be somewhat qualified to do so - or at least seen as such. Same with having Jordan and Kerry Katona as agony aunts in UK magazines - ffs...

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

Well if someone is giving people advice, they should be somewhat qualified to do so - or at least seen as such. Same with having Jordan and Kerry Katona as agony aunts in UK magazines - ffs...

lol
i can see it now

'my husband is cheating what do i do'
'get breast implants'

'my best friend is annoyed at me because im horrible, what do i do'
'blame her and call her self centred. get breast implants too'

Dudess

Hazys wrote: »

Because her in a bikini alone solves problems....very sexually fustrated problems





Problem solved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJls9X7rYPM

I'd imagine a woman that hot would only serve to heighten frustration...

we'llallhavetea_old

that girl is fcuking filth, i have often fantasised about her calling in to the salon... accidentally spilling colour on her top.. *drifts off*

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Why the fcuk not?

johnn

Women in being bitter about attractive women shocker

super_furry

Can't be any worse than Danny Dyer.

parker kent

Dudess wrote: »

Well if someone is giving people advice, they should be somewhat qualified to do so - or at least seen as such. Same with having Jordan and Kerry Katona as agony aunts in UK magazines - ffs...

In fairness, she is an agony aunt in The Star not a therapist in a clinic. I doubt she'll be dealing with earth shattering issues.

talla10

I agree 100% OP. Tell her to take that bloody bikini off!! :P

amdublin

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

am dublin is a girl?

Yep!

Why what are you Sept? A Mister or a sister

Dudess

johnn wrote: »

Women in being bitter about attractive women shocker

Some guy ignoring the premise of the argument and the comments conceding she is very attractive in order to make "bitter women" comment shocker...

Iwannahurl

"Dear Georgia, I am very upset because men keep staring at my breast implants..."

rebel10

Seriously, if I looked that good in a bikini I would never wear clothes. Honestly, she is like a super being. I find it very unfair that she wasn't born with any physical flaw...grrr.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Dudess wrote: »

I'd imagine a woman that hot would only serve to heighten frustration...

You think she's hot in that clip?.

Honestly I don't.

wiger toods

Hazys wrote: »

Because her in a bikini alone solves problems....very sexually fustrated problems





Problem solved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJls9X7rYPM

What i wouldnt give for my nob to be that ice cream cone!:D

parker kent

Dudess wrote: »

Some guy ignoring the premise of the argument and the comments conceding she is very attractive in order to make "bitter women" comment shocker...

Surely comments like the above one with boob job mentioned repeatedly could be interpreted as being petty/bitter? It does have undertones of her not being able to answer questions beyond giving vacuous airhead comments and subtly implies that she has had work done herself.

knird evol

So far in life I have relied on the guidance and advice of both Mrs Mills and prince of darkness Ozzy Osbourne. Both proven and tested Sunday newspaper "agony aunts".

They have stood me in good stead. But there's always need for new blood in the old agony aunt game. I'll certainly give Salpa in a bikini a run out for my next life crisis.

It is a results driven business and Salpa will live and die by how she handles my imminent marriage breakdown and inevitable job loss. I take it these are full colour pictures, showing everything?

bonerm

Probably a ghostwriter anyway? Georgia is far too busy doing whatever it is she does for a living.

parker kent

bonerm wrote: »

Probably a ghostwriter anyway? Georgia is far too busy doing whatever it is she does for a living.

Exactly. Hopefully she doesn't have Danny Dyer's ghost writer!

Dudess

parker kent wrote: »

Surely comments like the above one with boob job mentioned repeatedly could be interpreted as being petty/bitter? It does have undertones of her not being able to answer questions beyond giving vacuous airhead comments and subtly implies that she has had work done herself.

She's answering the questions in a bikini, so it's obvious that that problem page is not really a problem page, it's just a platform for her bod. Nothing WHATSOEVER wrong with her showing of her bod, she has a great body and I think she's dead right - but why not use some other platform besides a page that's dealing with people's sensitive issues? Sure, they're not going to be earth-shattering issues, but why have a problem page at all if it's just going to be made a joke of?

amdublin

bonerm wrote: »

Georgia is far too busy doing whatever it is she does for a living.

Which is wearing a bikini, no?

chillywilly

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

am dublin is a girl?

There are girls on the internet??:eek:

parker kent

Dudess wrote: »

She's answering the questions in a bikini, so it's obvious that that problem page is not really a problem page, it's just a platform for her bod. Nothing WHATSOEVER wrong with her showing of her bod, she has a great body and I think she's dead right - but why not use some other platform besides a page that's dealing with people's sensitive issues? Sure, they're not going to be earth-shattering issues, but why have a problem page at all if it's just going to be made a joke of?

Like we both agree, it won't be serious issues. I imagine the types of "problems" will actually suit a model in a bikini. I wouldn't be surprised if they were the "my girlfriend hates the clothes I wear" or Nuts type BS. It is in a mens magazine in The Star, it is obviously not going to be serious. So it doesn't really matter. Fair enough I'd agree with you if she was in The Guardian and wearing a bikini, but a bikini is expected in The Star.

Anyway, wouldn't people be better off waiting until somebody has actually read it before assuming anything?

ascanbe

wiger toods wrote: »

What i wouldnt give for my nob to be that ice cream cone!:D

If you somehow managed to render these imaginings real, you'd soon come to regard it as a phyrric victory.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

A mate of mine had his finger in her a few years ago...


...maybe Il write in to let her know that I know shes duuuurty!



Oh and it was down a piss smelly laneway....and I got a smell of the finger afterwards.

Iwannahurl

parker kent wrote: »

Like we both agree, it won't be serious issues. I imagine the types of "problems" will actually suit a model in a bikini. I wouldn't be surprised if they were the "my girlfriend hates the clothes I wear" or Nuts type BS. It is in a mens magazine in The Star, it is obviously not going to be serious. So it doesn't really matter. Fair enough I'd agree with you if she was in The Guardian and wearing a bikini, but a bikini is expected in The Star.

Anyway, wouldn't people be better off waiting until somebody has actually read it before assuming anything?

Do people actually "read" the Star? I thought they just looked at the pictures.

billymitchell

Jaxton Numerous Utopia wrote: »

You think she's hot in that clip?.

Honestly I don't.

Ghey!!

BASHIR

She doesn't need to be but, Sex sells thats why...

Zebra3

Some bird in a bikini in the Sunday World.

Who gives a shyte? :rolleyes:

Actually who the fukk buys that shyte? :eek:

Topper Harley01

benwavner wrote: »

A mate of mine had his finger in her a few years ago...


...maybe Il write in to let her know that I know shes duuuurty!



Oh and it was down a piss smelly laneway....and I got a smell of the finger afterwards.

Damn, you've just got classy written all over you. Bet you're a big hit on Leeson Street......

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Topper Harley01 wrote: »

Damn, you've just got classy written all over you. Bet you're a big hit on Leeson Street......

Yep, just ask your aul wan!

knird evol

Dudess wrote: »

She's answering the questions in a bikini, so it's obvious that that problem page is not really a problem page, it's just a platform for her bod.

I think that when she's looking super hot, this will make her feel good about herself and maximise her confidence. This well spring of confidence will allow her to express her wisdom, will allow her life experience and empathy to come out and her healing spirit to connect with the daily star reader whose life is coming apart at the seams.

I think it's important that this piece is featured on high quality glossey magazine pages in full colour, preferably picture expanded over two pages.

Dudess

benwavner wrote: »

Oh and it was down a piss smelly laneway

For a split second I thought that was a euphemism for her vadge.

"My laneway" - I likes. Will use it. :pac:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dudess wrote: »

For a split second I thought that was a euphemism for her vadge.

"My laneway" - I likes. Will use it. :pac:

Ha sounds good,

"Here, are ya coming down my laneway?" etc etc

WindSock

Dudess wrote: »

For a split second I thought that was a euphemism for her vadge.

"My laneway" - I likes. Will use it. :pac:

Freeway, more like :pac:

lol lol rofl etc

Maybe she is giving advice on beachwear or something. Then I guess her attire would be appropriate for the column. I can't imagine she would be talking about STI's while trying to maintain a sexy pose.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dear Georgia,

My wife has stopped sleeping in the same bed as me. I am very depressed and frustrated by this. I love her so much and just want to get a bit of jiggy jiggy...but there is one thing that is driving her away from me.

I have a condition called "Nocturnal Involuntary Bowel Syndrome", or NIBS for short. When I fall asleep i randomly evacuate the contents of my bowels all over her, she used to fall asleep giving me back cuddles but now it is impossible.

Please solve my problem with a killer bikini pose!

wiger toods

benwavner wrote: »

A mate of mine had his finger in her a few years ago...


...maybe Il write in to let her know that I know shes duuuurty!



Oh and it was down a piss smelly laneway....and I got a smell of the finger afterwards.

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

.same.

Dudess wrote: »

Well if someone is giving people advice, they should be somewhat qualified to do so - or at least seen as such. Same with having Jordan and Kerry Katona as agony aunts in UK magazines - ffs...

Yeah, cos were all screwed unless the tabloids improve their standard of agony aunt

K-9

chillywilly wrote: »

There are girls on the internet??:eek:

http://www.stewpig.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/funnystatistics9.jpg