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Katie Price catsuit/Johnathon Ross show 2 years ago

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  • #32
    whiteboy
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    she's a classy girl, not vain at all


  • #33
    fakearms123
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    I can see your wife has good taste :rolleyes: ... you'd think she invest in some hot Victoria's Secret lingerie but if she would aspire to look like a scummy coke whore then best of luck


  • #34
    chin_grin
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    fakearms123 wrote: »
    I can see your wife has good taste :rolleyes: ... you'd think she invest in some hot Victoria's Secret lingerie but if she would aspire to look like a scummy coke whore then best of luck

    Ooooooooooooh <sharp inhalation>

    I mean I'd think less of a woman if I saw her out in nothing but some lingerie. I'd stare.........for...........an hour. But I'd get a bit jaded. You know? "Ok, we get it. We can see your cleavage.......Well done."

    It's like that segment that Doug Stanhope has about going to strip bars where he gets bored and then the waitress comes over and he sees down her top and is like "wow"! Cos that's the t!t you're not meant to see. :pac:


  • #35
    ejmaztec
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    Doesn't stop me from choking one out to her 'home video' now does it?

    Her flange sees more traffic than the M50, and could probably be used as a space-shuttle hangar.


  • #36
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Her flange sees more traffic than the M50, and could probably be used as a space-shuttle hangar.

    I heard she's had more hands up her than a Mexican wave.

    She's seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician.

    It'd also be like shagging a pail of water.

    I was also told she had a fanny like a yawning donkey. And been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun.


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  • #37
    Mr Magners
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    I heard she's had more hands up her than a Mexican wave.

    She's seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician.

    It'd also be like shagging a pail of water.

    I was also told she had a fanny like a yawning donkey. And been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun.

    I heard that if you kick her in the arse dead mickeys will be falling out of her for a week.

    Fact


  • #38
    panda100
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    Tramp,pubic lice, flange see's more traffic, etc etc...........Yes I think we can see from this thread just how 'empowering' glamour modelling really is to modern women :rolleyes:


  • #39
    jackiebaron
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    fakearms123 wrote: »
    I can see your wife has good taste :rolleyes: ... you'd think she invest in some hot Victoria's Secret lingerie but if she would aspire to look like a scummy coke whore then best of luck


    Victoria's Secret!!! That's your idea of classy lingerie? Your idea of taste? Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood is crap.

    And what's with the "taste" jibe? The clothes Jordan wears are provocative and sexy. In fact they are trashy. Nothing wrong with that. What if the catsuit was being sported by someone like Penelope Cruz or Heidi Klum? Would you bitch about his wife's "taste" then?


  • #40
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    panda100 wrote: »
    Tramp,pubic lice, flange see's more traffic, etc etc...........Yes I think we can see from this thread just how 'empowering' glamour modelling really is to modern women :rolleyes:

    Glamour? I thought we were talking about the silicon jugged psycho slapper?:confused:


  • #41
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    jackiebaron wrote: »
    What if the catsuit was being sported by someone like Penelope Cruz or Heidi Klum? Would you bitch about his wife's "taste" then?

    I'll +1 this point.

    No innuendo intended (if there's any that can be taken!).


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  • #42
    markesmith
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    He, you were on the Fashion forum there a while ago looking for knee high boots...

    Damn, I spend too much time on boards. Forever alone :o


  • #43
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    panda100 wrote: »
    Tramp,pubic lice, flange see's more traffic, etc etc...........Yes I think we can see from this thread just how 'empowering' glamour modelling really is to modern women :rolleyes:

    There are probably loads of perfectly lovely glamour models out there.
    Jordan however is not one of them, she's a mouthy, classless, slutty skank and personaly speaking if my wife was to look or act anything like her i'd be straight down the divorce lawyers, stopping off at the std clinic on the way obviously.
    A total waste of a human being so she is. And those tits are fúcking ridiculous!!


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