Katie Price catsuit/Johnathon Ross show 2 years ago

OhMyGod123

Hi

My wife has always been on about a catsuit she saw Jordan/Katie Price wear one evening in Johnathon Ross when she was still with P Andre - I know it's a long shot but has anyone any idea what she is on about and hwere I might get one?

Thanks

Gummy Panda

Well what's your wife's measurements?

Sanjuro

Pics or G.... you know the drill.

jackiebaron

I saw that show. Jordan was looking as slutty as ever. I know she's a chavvy bimbette but I still would!

Lando Griffin

She might have written about it in one of her autobiographies, you could start there.

jackiebaron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMTtFrUw2Ig

Gummy Panda

She is a dirt!

phill106

Few million choices here for ya

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&q=Katie%20Price%20catsuit&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1493&bih=783

Jimmy Bottlehead

Ah here, we need pics.

OhMyGod123

I'm well aware that Jordan is a tramp but the fact remains my wife would look hot as hell in this particular outfit

ejmaztec

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Ah here, we need pics.

Not of that silicon jugged psycho slapper, we don't. It'll put me off me Bourbon Cream.:(

chin_grin

jackiebaron wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMTtFrUw2Ig

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Ah here, we need pics.

Video > Pics.

<rubs knees>

Durty.

Mr Magners

jackiebaron wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMTtFrUw2Ig

Just had a quick goo there and if your wife has a body that can do justice to such a catsuit then God bless her!

Fart

phill106 wrote: »

Few million choices here for ya

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&q=Katie%20Price%20catsuit&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1493&bih=783

Safesearch was already off.... excellent.

chin_grin

Mr Magners wrote: »

Just had a quick goo there and if your wife has a body that can do justice to such a catsuit then God bless her!

You motorboatin'........

phill106

Fart wrote: »

Safesearch was already off.... excellent.

Dam right!

jackiebaron

ejmaztec wrote: »

Not of that silicon jugged psycho slapper, we don't. It'll put me off me Bourbon Cream.:(

Like I said, she maybe a tart but I wish I was deflowered by such a woman. Gareth Gates is a jammy little fecker.

Jordan would fcuk a town down and laugh at the ruins.

phill106

jackiebaron wrote: »

Like I said, she maybe a tart but I wish I was deflowered by such a woman. Gareth Gates is a jammy little fecker.

Jordan would fcuk a town down and laugh at the ruins.

Really? Deflowered? That is the word you are going with?

Michael 09

phill106 wrote: »

Really? Deflowered? That is the word you are going with?

Great burn. I literally laughed out loud at this...

jimmycrackcorm

It was ill-fitting she obviously wasn't able to zip it up fully....
Or was that deliberate? The mind boggles and sodo otherparts.

D'Agger

jackiebaron wrote: »

Jordan would fcuk a town

She's nearly done with London at this stage I'd say

Conor_M1990

Peter andre looks like he is off jersey shore

gamgsam

you can get them in ms fantasia dublin. For a fancy one you have to order

orourkeda

I'd still ride her

Lirange

Is that really a catsuit though?

LETHAL LADY

Katie Price has pubic lice.

jackiebaron

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Katie Price has pubic lice.

I'd say she's as bald as an egg down there.

chin_grin

jackiebaron wrote: »

I'd say she's as bald as an egg down there.

Like a quivering rabbit nostril..........so I heard.

ejmaztec

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Katie Price has pubic lice.

No, even they've got better taste than that. They only use her to bury their dead.

LETHAL LADY

jackiebaron wrote: »

I'd say she's as bald as an egg down there.

If you dont believe me Ill say it thrice

Katie Price has pubic lice.
Katie Price has pubic lice.
Katie Price has pubic lice.

chin_grin

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

If you dont believe me Ill say it thrice

Katie Price has pubic lice.
Katie Price has pubic lice.
Katie Price has pubic lice.

Doesn't stop me from choking one out to her 'home video' now does it?

whiteboy

she's a classy girl, not vain at all

fakearms123

I can see your wife has good taste :rolleyes: ... you'd think she invest in some hot Victoria's Secret lingerie but if she would aspire to look like a scummy coke whore then best of luck

chin_grin

fakearms123 wrote: »

I can see your wife has good taste :rolleyes: ... you'd think she invest in some hot Victoria's Secret lingerie but if she would aspire to look like a scummy coke whore then best of luck

Ooooooooooooh <sharp inhalation>

I mean I'd think less of a woman if I saw her out in nothing but some lingerie. I'd stare.........for...........an hour. But I'd get a bit jaded. You know? "Ok, we get it. We can see your cleavage.......Well done."

It's like that segment that Doug Stanhope has about going to strip bars where he gets bored and then the waitress comes over and he sees down her top and is like "wow"! Cos that's the t!t you're not meant to see. :pac:

ejmaztec

chin_grin wrote: »

Doesn't stop me from choking one out to her 'home video' now does it?

Her flange sees more traffic than the M50, and could probably be used as a space-shuttle hangar.

chin_grin

ejmaztec wrote: »

Her flange sees more traffic than the M50, and could probably be used as a space-shuttle hangar.

I heard she's had more hands up her than a Mexican wave.

She's seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician.

It'd also be like shagging a pail of water.

I was also told she had a fanny like a yawning donkey. And been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun.

Mr Magners

chin_grin wrote: »

I heard she's had more hands up her than a Mexican wave.

She's seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician.

It'd also be like shagging a pail of water.

I was also told she had a fanny like a yawning donkey. And been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun.

I heard that if you kick her in the arse dead mickeys will be falling out of her for a week.

Fact

panda100

Tramp,pubic lice, flange see's more traffic, etc etc...........Yes I think we can see from this thread just how 'empowering' glamour modelling really is to modern women :rolleyes:

jackiebaron

fakearms123 wrote: »

I can see your wife has good taste :rolleyes: ... you'd think she invest in some hot Victoria's Secret lingerie but if she would aspire to look like a scummy coke whore then best of luck

Victoria's Secret!!! That's your idea of classy lingerie? Your idea of taste? Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood is crap.

And what's with the "taste" jibe? The clothes Jordan wears are provocative and sexy. In fact they are trashy. Nothing wrong with that. What if the catsuit was being sported by someone like Penelope Cruz or Heidi Klum? Would you bitch about his wife's "taste" then?

ejmaztec

panda100 wrote: »

Tramp,pubic lice, flange see's more traffic, etc etc...........Yes I think we can see from this thread just how 'empowering' glamour modelling really is to modern women :rolleyes:

Glamour? I thought we were talking about the silicon jugged psycho slapper?

chin_grin

jackiebaron wrote: »

What if the catsuit was being sported by someone like Penelope Cruz or Heidi Klum? Would you bitch about his wife's "taste" then?

I'll +1 this point.

No innuendo intended (if there's any that can be taken!).

markesmith

He, you were on the Fashion forum there a while ago looking for knee high boots...

Damn, I spend too much time on boards. Forever alone

sbsquarepants

panda100 wrote: »

Tramp,pubic lice, flange see's more traffic, etc etc...........Yes I think we can see from this thread just how 'empowering' glamour modelling really is to modern women :rolleyes:

There are probably loads of perfectly lovely glamour models out there.
Jordan however is not one of them, she's a mouthy, classless, slutty skank and personaly speaking if my wife was to look or act anything like her i'd be straight down the divorce lawyers, stopping off at the std clinic on the way obviously.
A total waste of a human being so she is. And those tits are fúcking ridiculous!!