Accidental Molestation

antodeco · 18-02-2011 05:04PM #1

Im sure its happened to us all. Standing up on a bus and you put your hand on someone elses hand, and the uncomfortable feelings kicks in. Today, I had a slightly better experience.

I was in getting my hair cut, sat on the chair, arms along the arm rests and cloak thing over me. All going grand until the female barber leaned over the front side of the chair. She someone managed to gyrate along the tip of the arm rest with her "barbers bag

" on top of my fingers. Now, Im not saying this was unwelcomed by me, as she was kinda hot, but there was a few seconds of me praying to Jebus that my finger didnt twitch. Obviously, being covered by a cloak, I could have had some self molestation, but I didnt. Was a nice beginning to my weekend I suppose!

So, what sort of accidental feeling up/molestations have you ever had?

landsleaving · 18-02-2011 05:05PM

Where is your barbers?

seamus · 18-02-2011 05:06PM

You think it was accidental? Missed your chance there.

Charlie Haughy · 18-02-2011 05:06PM

When you say "barbers bag", do you mean poontang pie?????

flyton5 · 18-02-2011 05:07PM

Not really accidental but I like to rub my erect penis off people on packed buses...

antodeco · 18-02-2011 05:07PM

Im not saying just yet, as I want a permanent discount OR guarantee of future molestations from the barbers!

Mr. Presentable · 18-02-2011 05:07PM

antodeco wrote: »

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I was in getting my hair cut, sat on the chair, arms along the arm rests and cloak thing over me. All going grand until the female barber leaned over the front side of the chair. She somehow managed to gyrate along the tip of the arm rest with her "barbers bag " on top of my fingers. Now, Im not saying this was unwelcomed by me, as she was kinda hot, but there was a few seconds of me praying to Jebus that my finger didnt twitch. Obviously, being covered by a cloak, I could have had some self molestation, but I didnt. Was a nice beginning to my weekend I suppose!

So, what sort of accidental feeling up/molestations have you ever had?

I had that precise experience! You don't get your hair cut in Tallaght, by any chance?

"Barber's Bag" Hehehe

antodeco · 18-02-2011 05:08PM

flyton5 wrote: »

Not really accidental but I like to rub my erect penis off people on packed buses...

So do I, but the driver complains that its distracting him on his leg.

Mr. Presentable · 18-02-2011 05:08PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Where is your barbers?

Where's his barber's what?

landsleaving · 18-02-2011 05:09PM

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

Where's his barber's what?

Bag, obviously.

fakearms123 · 18-02-2011 05:09PM

I thought molestation only happened when your giving grinds to someone...

prinz · 18-02-2011 05:10PM

Have had a whole host of these, from putting my arm around a lady's waist, on her shoulder in the 'you're nicked' sort of way, holding her hand... (all different women at different times)

When I'm out in the shops I tend to get distracted and absent minded. Have walked about 20 feet alongside one chatting away to her who I though was my OH. The holding hands was the only one that got well awkward...

RichieC · 18-02-2011 05:10PM

I fell on the bus one day and accidentally a girls boobies.

omahaid · 18-02-2011 05:11PM

A mole station you say?

Up-n-atom! · 18-02-2011 05:11PM

Barbers' bag?! She a he?!:pac:

I had to squeeze past a guy in a supermarket a few years ago, and my hand kind of brushed off his ass as I had my arms down by my side. As I was walking away I could hear him say to his girlfriend that I had just grabbed his ass...u wish!

landsleaving · 18-02-2011 05:12PM

RichieC wrote: »

I fell on the bus one day and accidentally a girls boobies.

Were you so turned on by that memory you forgot a word?

antodeco · 18-02-2011 05:13PM

Up-n-atom! wrote: »

Barbers' bag?! She a he?!:pac:

No no, it felt more like a heavy pillow!

If it were a he, I would have said his "Wax dispenser"

antodeco · 18-02-2011 05:14PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Were you so turned on by that memory you forgot a word?

No no, he accidentally the whole boob

grrrrrrrrrr · 18-02-2011 05:15PM

*insert stereotypical priest story here and pretend to be oblivious to the fact that it wasnt an accident and he was a serial peadofile

18-02-2011 05:15PM

But .. but .. but .. there are no moles in Ireland?

rebel10 · 18-02-2011 05:16PM

One day at work, i went to open a door, without looking outting my hand out, only to hear a little noise. Looked at the "door handle" only to find i was after grabbing the crotch of a 50+ male co-worker. I think he thinks I have the hots for him.:o

seafood dunleavy · 18-02-2011 05:16PM

Remember walking out of a shop and this girl with savage tits was running in.Got a whack of her tits in the chest.Unreal.

rebel10 · 18-02-2011 05:22PM

antodeco wrote: »

No no, he accidentally the whole boob

Wow look at your post count!!:eek: Next one is the big one! Make it epic!

positron · 18-02-2011 05:23PM

Tried to push a door open while looking back for something, and at that precise moment the good looking receptionist opened the door and stepped forward - I lingered a few seconds thinking door is a bit soft - I was indeed feeling one of her milkshakes..!

rebel10 · 18-02-2011 05:24PM

positron wrote: »

Tried to push a door open while looking back for something, and at that precise moment the good looking receptionist opened the door and stepped forward - I lingered a few seconds thinking door is a bit soft - I was indeed feeling one of her milkshakes..!

Chocolate or vanilla?

positron · 18-02-2011 05:26PM

rebel10 wrote: »

Chocolate or vanilla?

Cherry.

darragh16 · 18-02-2011 05:26PM

Concerts, Buses, the Barbers, Mass... it can happen anywhere

landsleaving · 18-02-2011 05:28PM

darragh16 wrote: »

Concerts, Buses, the Barbers, Mass... it can happen anywhere

/leaves house

KERSPLAT! · 18-02-2011 05:30PM

seafood dunleavy wrote: »

Remember walking out of a shop and this girl with savage tits was running in.Got a whack of her tits in the chest.Unreal.

No idea why I found this hilarious

J K · 18-02-2011 05:30PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HFKfSgfjIaw/S9QSTjKz6kI/AAAAAAAABr0/edPOUoAK6hs/s1600/IMGP9443.JPG

smash · 18-02-2011 05:42PM

those cloaks aren't great for hiding an erection!

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