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Do you use cubicles instead of urinals?

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  • 18-02-2011 1:28pm
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    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭


    What is the story with lads who purposely seek out vacant cubicles in public toilets, despite the fact every urinal in the gents is free?

    Is it an aversion to being in close proximity to other male members, is it shyness, is it gheyness? :confused:

    Do you prefer to use cubicles over urinals? 103 votes

    Yes, I saw another dick once, it traumatized me
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    No, I like to hang out with all the big knobs
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    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    It annoys the cleaners when you sh1t in a urinal.


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    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    If you seen mine, i'd have to kill you...


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Im sick of getting kicked out of pubs n clubs for wan king at the urinals, especially when I want to slip a finger in my bum.

    Its cubicals all the way for me.


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    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    From what I've seen of mens toilets ye seem to just whip it out & piss on the floor.


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    Hogzy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    Backsplash from some urinals is quite off putting


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    PeteEd
    Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭PeteEd


    Agricola wrote: »
    What is the story with lads who purposely seek out vacant cubicles in public toilets, despite the fact every urinal in the gents is free?

    Is it an aversion to being in close proximity to other male members, is it shyness, is it gheyness? :confused:

    Cocaine


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    Sugar Free
    Registered Users Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭Sugar Free


    There's the obvious aversion to taking a dump in a urinal - it's not a pretty sight! Other than that, I wouldn't wait for a cubicle, unless the only free urinal has a load of vomit in it or something.


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    LuckyGent88
    Registered Users Posts: 14,150 ✭✭✭✭LuckyGent88


    Agricola wrote: »
    What is the story with lads who purposely seek out vacant cubicles in public toilets, despite the fact every urinal in the gents is free?

    Is it an aversion to being in close proximity to other male members, is it shyness, is it gheyness? :confused:

    they get stage fright


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    From what I've seen of mens toilets ye seem to just whip it out & piss on the floor.




    From what I've seen of womens toilets ye seem to just whip it out & SHIT on the floor.


    Seriously.


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    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    I just go into the ladies and p1ss into the 'special' bin.


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    Mongarra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Mongarra


    Urinals all the way. Less handles, knobs (don't start!) and locks with others' crap on them to handle, especially where the hand-cleaning facilities are less than ideal. I never crap in a public loo, even if it means torture holding on until I get home or at least to the neighbours!


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    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    in before the "move to the dublin forum"


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    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    benwavner wrote: »
    From what I've seen of womens toilets ye seem to just whip it out & SHIT on the floor.


    Seriously.


    Womens toilets are disgusting.


    Seriously.


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Pissing in the cubicle means you are depriving the gays of a free thrill :pac:


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    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    I always try for a cubicle, as a sufferer of shy cock (aka Paruresis) I find it nearly impossible to take a slash when there are others around me.


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    WallyGUFC
    Registered Users Posts: 2,052 ✭✭✭WallyGUFC


    Uuse cubicles to avoid stagefright!


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Womens toilets are disgusting.


    Seriously.


    Ah all public toilets are disgusting, sure just look at what we do in them.


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    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Im interested to know the thinking behind it. Id rather just get in and out as quick as possible, not having to fiddle (hee hee) with doors and locks etc.
    Ive never noticed a man in a gents who showed any interest in another man's package! So whats to be shy about.

    Friend of mine, who has a few effeminate tendencies it has to be said, will always run to the sanctuary of the cubicle, whenever we've spent some quality time in the gents. Its odd, whats he hiding I wonder.


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    giant_midget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    Men who wait for the cubicles for a piss are not real men and have small mickeys..:pac:


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    #21
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    If I have to use public toilets, I will use the cubicles. Even if has a handicapped sign on it! :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01sHrDku2rE


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    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Never trust a man who pisses in a cubicle.

    On a related note, when there's a row of empty cubicles and you pick one to go for a dump, why does some braindead idiot always go into the one right beside yours? When there's another 10 to choose from? You can hear the pre-farts, and the grunts, the bananna-being-mashed sound, and then the plop. And you can see the stupid fcukers shoes so you can recognise him later too! What the hell is wrong with these people?


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    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    I'm a urinal person. Except if there are three urinals and two men already pi*sing and you must squeeze between them.


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    thirtythirty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭thirtythirty


    Cubicles in 4 instances:

    - when there's a deep pool of piss surrounding the urinals
    - when I plan on blowing my nose too
    - when the urinals have flat backs and are guaranteed to give bad splash back
    - when I want to fish drugs out of my pockets

    Only when cubicles are free and allow a straight walk-in though


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    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Depends:

    If the urinals are free or if there isn't a whole line of lads pissing then I'll use them. I don't want to have my jeans and boots showered in pissy splashback if the urinals are of shoddy design too.

    If a cubicle is free then I'll use it, let's me take my time pissing.

    I wouldn't cue for a cubicle..........the coke-heads usually do, though :pac:


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    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Sticky_Fingers wrote: »
    I always try for a cubicle, as a sufferer of shy cock (aka Paruresis) I find it nearly impossible to take a slash when there are others around me.

    Didn't realise it had a name, I get this too.


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    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    It's harder for someone to get you in a full-nelson and spin you around if they have to negotiate a closed door first.

    What about the people who use urinals, but hug them so closely they look like they're about to fall in? Is there an ATM in your urinal, entering a pin-number are ye?


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    nosey rosie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭nosey rosie


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Womens toilets are disgusting.


    Seriously.
    Meh....ladies toilets don't stink to high heaven like the Men's. We don't need the disinfectant / anti-odour block that are routinely placed in Mens' urinals...
    Men's toilets smell atrocious, Ladies toilets don't. Fact.


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    #29
    bradlente
    Registered Users Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭bradlente


    me three:o


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    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    To the "men" who get stage fright, man up and piss in the urinal, no other guy cares how small your c0ck is.


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    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    nosey rosie wrote: »
    Meh....ladies toilets don't stink to high heaven like the Men's. We don't need the disinfectant / anti-odour block that are routinely placed in Mens' urinals...
    Men's toilets smell atrocious, Ladies toilets don't. Fact.

    Nosey is right!
    Why would you be sniffing mens toilets?

    I believe the reason why some men choose cubicles are 3 fold

    1 Tiny dicks
    2 Stage fright
    3 Cocaine


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