Do you use cubicles instead of urinals?

Agricola

What is the story with lads who purposely seek out vacant cubicles in public toilets, despite the fact every urinal in the gents is free?

Is it an aversion to being in close proximity to other male members, is it shyness, is it gheyness?

krudler

It annoys the cleaners when you sh1t in a urinal.

JustAddWater

If you seen mine, i'd have to kill you...

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Im sick of getting kicked out of pubs n clubs for wan king at the urinals, especially when I want to slip a finger in my bum.

Its cubicals all the way for me.

easyeason3

From what I've seen of mens toilets ye seem to just whip it out & piss on the floor.

Hogzy

Backsplash from some urinals is quite off putting

PeteEd

Agricola wrote: »

What is the story with lads who purposely seek out vacant cubicles in public toilets, despite the fact every urinal in the gents is free?

Is it an aversion to being in close proximity to other male members, is it shyness, is it gheyness?

Cocaine

Sugar Free

There's the obvious aversion to taking a dump in a urinal - it's not a pretty sight! Other than that, I wouldn't wait for a cubicle, unless the only free urinal has a load of vomit in it or something.

LuckyGent88

Agricola wrote: »

What is the story with lads who purposely seek out vacant cubicles in public toilets, despite the fact every urinal in the gents is free?

Is it an aversion to being in close proximity to other male members, is it shyness, is it gheyness?

they get stage fright

Praetorian Saighdiuir

easyeason3 wrote: »

From what I've seen of mens toilets ye seem to just whip it out & piss on the floor.

From what I've seen of womens toilets ye seem to just whip it out & SHIT on the floor.


Seriously.

Sea Sharp

I just go into the ladies and p1ss into the 'special' bin.

Mongarra

Urinals all the way. Less handles, knobs (don't start!) and locks with others' crap on them to handle, especially where the hand-cleaning facilities are less than ideal. I never crap in a public loo, even if it means torture holding on until I get home or at least to the neighbours!

Funkfield

in before the "move to the dublin forum"

easyeason3

benwavner wrote: »

From what I've seen of womens toilets ye seem to just whip it out & SHIT on the floor.


Seriously.

Womens toilets are disgusting.


Seriously.

kfallon

Pissing in the cubicle means you are depriving the gays of a free thrill :pac:

Sticky_Fingers

I always try for a cubicle, as a sufferer of shy cock (aka Paruresis) I find it nearly impossible to take a slash when there are others around me.

WallyGUFC

Uuse cubicles to avoid stagefright!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

easyeason3 wrote: »

Womens toilets are disgusting.


Seriously.

Ah all public toilets are disgusting, sure just look at what we do in them.

Agricola

Im interested to know the thinking behind it. Id rather just get in and out as quick as possible, not having to fiddle (hee hee) with doors and locks etc.
Ive never noticed a man in a gents who showed any interest in another man's package! So whats to be shy about.

Friend of mine, who has a few effeminate tendencies it has to be said, will always run to the sanctuary of the cubicle, whenever we've spent some quality time in the gents. Its odd, whats he hiding I wonder.

giant_midget

Men who wait for the cubicles for a piss are not real men and have small mickeys..:pac:

Ruu_Old

If I have to use public toilets, I will use the cubicles. Even if has a handicapped sign on it! :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01sHrDku2rE

newmug

Never trust a man who pisses in a cubicle.

On a related note, when there's a row of empty cubicles and you pick one to go for a dump, why does some braindead idiot always go into the one right beside yours? When there's another 10 to choose from? You can hear the pre-farts, and the grunts, the bananna-being-mashed sound, and then the plop. And you can see the stupid fcukers shoes so you can recognise him later too! What the hell is wrong with these people?

TanG411

I'm a urinal person. Except if there are three urinals and two men already pi*sing and you must squeeze between them.

thirtythirty

Cubicles in 4 instances:

- when there's a deep pool of piss surrounding the urinals
- when I plan on blowing my nose too
- when the urinals have flat backs and are guaranteed to give bad splash back
- when I want to fish drugs out of my pockets

Only when cubicles are free and allow a straight walk-in though

Duggy747

Depends:

If the urinals are free or if there isn't a whole line of lads pissing then I'll use them. I don't want to have my jeans and boots showered in pissy splashback if the urinals are of shoddy design too.

If a cubicle is free then I'll use it, let's me take my time pissing.

I wouldn't cue for a cubicle..........the coke-heads usually do, though :pac:

RichieC

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

I always try for a cubicle, as a sufferer of shy cock (aka Paruresis) I find it nearly impossible to take a slash when there are others around me.

Didn't realise it had a name, I get this too.

DonkeyStyle \o/

It's harder for someone to get you in a full-nelson and spin you around if they have to negotiate a closed door first.

What about the people who use urinals, but hug them so closely they look like they're about to fall in? Is there an ATM in your urinal, entering a pin-number are ye?

nosey rosie

easyeason3 wrote: »

Womens toilets are disgusting.


Seriously.

Meh....ladies toilets don't stink to high heaven like the Men's. We don't need the disinfectant / anti-odour block that are routinely placed in Mens' urinals...
Men's toilets smell atrocious, Ladies toilets don't. Fact.

bradlente

me three:o

chicken fingers

To the "men" who get stage fright, man up and piss in the urinal, no other guy cares how small your c0ck is.

sbsquarepants

nosey rosie wrote: »

Meh....ladies toilets don't stink to high heaven like the Men's. We don't need the disinfectant / anti-odour block that are routinely placed in Mens' urinals...
Men's toilets smell atrocious, Ladies toilets don't. Fact.

Nosey is right!
Why would you be sniffing mens toilets?

I believe the reason why some men choose cubicles are 3 fold

1 Tiny dicks
2 Stage fright
3 Cocaine

smash

I though cubicles were only for molesting women http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056109717

ScumLord

I have homophobia, it's a real condition. I can't turn on ITV for fear of seeing some sort of dancing with the stars type show. I live in constant fear of being well dressed so always roll around the garden before going into public.

I'm on anti John Wayne medication, I was going to counselling but I over heard someone on the bus saying it was gay to go to counselling so I am now afraid of counselling too.

Agricola

Agricola wrote: »

What is the story with lads who purposely seek out vacant cubicles in public toilets, despite the fact every urinal in the gents is free?

Is it an aversion to being in close proximity to other male members, is it shyness, is it gheyness?

If I knew other people were carefully noting my toilet habits I'd be looking for a cubicle too :rolleyes:
Maybe they just like some privacy from nosy people!!

newmug

ScumLord wrote: »

I have homophobia, it's a real condition. I can't turn on ITV for fear of seeing some sort of dancing with the stars type show. I live in constant fear of being well dressed so always roll around the garden before going into public.

I'm on anti John Wayne medication, I was going to counselling but I over heard someone on the bus saying it was gay to go to counselling so I am now afraid of counselling too.

So where do you piss? The manly but straight urinals, where a gay might see your c0ck, or the safe cubicle, where straight manly men might think you are a gay if they see you going into / coming out of it?

RichieC

chicken fingers wrote: »

To the "men" who get stage fright, man up and piss in the urinal, no other guy cares how small your c0ck is.

oooh uurrr you're soo hard internet man!!!!


free copy of nuts for the hard man!

Sticky_Fingers

newmug wrote: »

So where do you piss? The manly but straight urinals, where a gay might see your c0ck, or the safe cubicle, where straight manly men might think you are a gay if they see you going into / coming out of it?

You seem to be obsessed with the gays newmug, I think the lady(boy) doth protest too much:P

FloatingVoter

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Nosey is right!
Why would you be sniffing mens toilets?

I believe the reason why some men choose cubicles are 3 fold

1 Tiny dicks
2 Stage fright
3 Cocaine

Cocaine leads to a tiny dick which in turn leads to stage fright - therefore the message is simple. Say no to drugs unless you have a very big dick to start with.

parker kent

nosey rosie wrote: »

Meh....ladies toilets don't stink to high heaven like the Men's. We don't need the disinfectant / anti-odour block that are routinely placed in Mens' urinals...
Men's toilets smell atrocious, Ladies toilets don't. Fact.

I cleaned toilets in college, I really, really disagree!

ScumLord

newmug wrote: »

So where do you piss? The manly but straight urinals, where a gay might see your c0ck, or the safe cubicle, where straight manly men might think you are a gay if they see you going into / coming out of it?

My home has neither of those things. I don't go out because I might see some guy wearing a pink jumper.

Procasinator

The amount of idiots who piss in cubicles and don't lift the seat, and hence piss all over it, make me worried for mankind.

newmug

ScumLord wrote: »

My home has neither of those things. I don't go out because I might see some guy wearing a pink jumper.

I think you've good reason to stay indoors, you may be infected already! Only pink-jumper wearing, cubilce pissing, TV3 watching, hair-gel using, non-Guinness drinking, earring-in-their-eyebrow wearing type of fellas call lads GUYS!

ScumLord

newmug wrote: »

I think you've good reason to stay indoors, you may be infected already! Only pink-jumper wearing, cubilce pissing, TV3 watching, hair-gel using, non-Guinness drinking, earring-in-their-eyebrow wearing type of fellas call lads GUYS!

Oh no. Now I scare me.

admiralofthefleet

whatever is free. even if one urinal is free and 5 are in use ill just squeeze in. im not a scuttler

J K

DerangedDreamer wrote: »

I'm a urinal person.

They'll put that on your headstone

Crasp

I use the cubicle, but I leave the door open :pac:

Horse_box

Crasp wrote: »

I use the cubicle, but I leave the door open :pac:

That doesn't go down too well when you're having a dump though

Crasp

Horse_box wrote: »

That doesn't go down too well when you're having a dump though

or a number 3 :pac:

Vertakill

newmug wrote: »

On a related note, when there's a row of empty cubicles and you pick one to go for a dump, why does some braindead idiot always go into the one right beside yours? When there's another 10 to choose from? You can hear the pre-farts, and the grunts, the bananna-being-mashed sound, and then the plop. And you can see the stupid fcukers shoes so you can recognise him later too! What the hell is wrong with these people?

It's hard enough finding time to have a quiet dump by yourself without some horrible queasy fecker moaning and groaning his way through a shit a few inches from you in the cubicle next door because he was too inconsiderate to use another one.
So yeah, don't use the cubicle next door if you don't have to guys!



But back on topic, I always use the urinal once there's enough room. Not a fan of having to brush elbows with people at a urinal and get splashback from all angles, so in those cases I'd either wait for someone to finish at a urinal and take their spot, or find the nearest cubicle.

FlutterinBantam

If I am wearing a light coloured set of strides, no way will I use the urinals.

Who wants to go back to company with a ripe set of 'forget-me-nots' on the

crotch of their strides.

No way Jose

admiralofthefleet

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

If I am wearing a light coloured set of strides, no way will I use the urinals.

Who wants to go back to company with a ripe set of 'forget-me-nots' on the

crotch of their strides.

No way Jose

i learned the hard way. i used to regularly have a map of Ireland on my keks