What will you miss about winter...

ill miss the sense of conversational superiority i got during the whole snow debacle, every time id see two local people meet, or pass by two strangers, theyd be pretty much repeating the same conversation over and over, day after day, about the snow cause theyre boring bastards.


hello dave what do you think of this snow we're havin? ah sure isnt the snow terrible jim. oh tis dave sure i havent seen weather like it. sure i cant remember a time we had such heavy snow can you. no god i cant, we had some snow back in 86 but nothing like this.

hello mary what do you think of this snow we're havin? ah sure isnt the snow terrible jim. oh tis mary sure i havent seen weather like it. sure i cant remember a time we had such heavy snow can you. no god i cant, we had some snow back in 86 but nothing like this.

hello maureen what do you think of this snow we're havin?

Nothing at all, good riddance to it. I'll now be able to drive home without it taking 5 hours to do a 70 minute trip. I won't have to be wondering when the **** the pipes are going to unfreeze themselves. My car can now go faster than a bicycle thanks to unfrozen roads. And of course I won't lose any more money because I can't get to work , just because that bastard satan fluff decided to fall out of the sky and **** everything up.

It was a pain in the arse knowing you winter. Now get the **** out.

wimmins smuggling peanuts in their tops

The streets are quieter from skanger kids roaming about the place. They have actually started to reappear in the last week as if they were hibernating.