Why do knackers love the Nissan Micra?

Banjaxed82 · 18-02-2011 12:48AM #1

What's with the love affair?

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in, but Lord knows they try!! All I need is some UV lights at the front and some bitches in the back. :cool:

Br4tPr1nc3 · 18-02-2011 12:49AM

and toyota starlets.

Faith+1 · 18-02-2011 12:51AM

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in

Not true, I seen a hard knocks lookalike trying to look cool in a blue Nissan Cube :eek:

Badgermonkey · 18-02-2011 12:52AM

Can of worms I know but by 'knackers' do you mean Trackie McKnackie or Big Francie McDonagh?

Banjaxed82 · 18-02-2011 12:53AM

Just referring Trackie MacNackie....Don't want to tar all Nissan Micra owners

SeaFields · 18-02-2011 12:54AM

No they don't.

More into their Honda Civics.

strobe · 18-02-2011 12:54AM

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

What's with the love affair?

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in, but Lord knows they try!! All I need is some UV lights at the front and some bitches in the back. :cool:

Don't know about why any type of person in particular likes them. But in general....they are cheap, very fuel efficient, and probably the most reliable car ever built. If even slightly looked after nothing will ever ever go wrong with them. Great little cars to be honest. Perfectly engineered for what they are meant to be. Hugely popular and consistent top sellers in every country they have ever been sold in.

No, I don't work for Nissan or have ever owned a Micra, it's just common knowledge amongst people that know anything at all about cars.

Captain_Generic · 18-02-2011 12:55AM

Yeeah, bitches be callin', I be stuck on a hill

Banjaxed82 · 18-02-2011 12:55AM

Unless the Micra is your basic entry level cool car?

alwaysadub · 18-02-2011 12:57AM

It's not just knackers who love them-its ould ones too!

orourkeda · 18-02-2011 12:57AM

Its the only car that allows them to steer it with their mickey

muckwarrior · 18-02-2011 01:00AM

Br4tPr1nc3 wrote: »

and toyota starlets.

It's a bleeedin GLANZA, not a starleh!

tony1kenobi · 18-02-2011 01:04AM

strobe wrote: »

Don't know about why any type of person in particular likes them. But in general....they are cheap, very fuel efficient, and probably the most reliable car ever built. If even slightly looked after nothing will ever ever go wrong with them. Great little cars to be honest. Perfectly engineered for what they are meant to be. Hugely popular and consistent top sellers in every country they have ever been sold in.

No, I don't work for Nissan or have ever owned a Micra, it's just common knowledge amongst people that know anything at all about cars.

Ja wanna bye a dag?

Gregory80 · 18-02-2011 01:07AM

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

What's with the love affair?

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in, but Lord knows they try!! All I need is some UV lights at the front and some bitches in the back. :cool:

You and I sir are on the same side here. I dare say I agree with you, I do see the ghasthly creatures in town every weekend, the commoner north side type with the sports cap, the girlriend with the large earings, the tracksuits.

I can never go into mcdonalds without them infesting it. The scanger mobiles are just one of the problems with these lowly creatures.

strobe · 18-02-2011 01:08AM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Ja wanna bye a dag?

Aye, it's for me Ma.

Cat Melodeon · 18-02-2011 01:08AM

My first car was a Micra. I'm not a skanger or a trackie wearer or an auld wan. I wanted a cheap reliable car, it fit the bill.

People who think cool comes from the car you drive have no idea about cool :cool:

shampon · 18-02-2011 01:08AM

Generic Rubberbandits 'Horse outside' response.

tony1kenobi · 18-02-2011 01:09AM

strobe wrote: »

Aye, it's for me Ma.

Would Sir be interested in the perrywinkle blue?

Kintarō Hattori · 18-02-2011 01:11AM

Awww OP. The missus and myself are looking to a 00 or 01 Micra as our first car.

We settled on it as, it's cheap, very reliable and has low running costs.

Ricardo G · 18-02-2011 01:12AM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Awww OP. The missus and myself are looking to a 00 or 01 Micra as our first car.

You'll be ok....so long as you NEVER wear a tracksuit while driving otherwise you car may be seized and crushed in front of you

strobe · 18-02-2011 01:13AM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Would Sir be interested in the perrywinkle blue?

Yes indeed my good chap. She is purely bread I presume? Of good lineage? A dandy gentleman like yourself would not attempt to pass me off with a common mutt? Lest such a scurrilous act reflect badly on your family name.

orourkeda · 18-02-2011 01:13AM

The micra is being advertised on Liveline these days

Banjaxed82 · 18-02-2011 01:15AM

Ricardo G wrote: »

You'll be ok....so long as you NEVER wear a tracksuit while driving otherwise you car may be seized and crushed in front of you

And make sure you only grow a moustache when you have the ability to do so.

Kintarō Hattori · 18-02-2011 01:16AM

Ricardo G wrote: »

You'll be ok....so long as you NEVER wear a tracksuit while driving otherwise you car may be seized and crushed in front of you

Well I'm OK so, I don't own a tracksuit.

Captain_Generic · 18-02-2011 01:16AM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Awww OP. The missus and myself are looking to a 00 or 01 Micra as our first car.

We settled on it as, it's cheap, very reliable and has low running costs.

Fear not! I once had the honor of taming this mighty beast, it did'st turn away many a fair maiden, but its fuel economy did'st shake the very foundations of my........wallet

Kintarō Hattori · 18-02-2011 01:18AM

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Fear not! I once had the honor of taming this mighty beast, it did'st turn away many a fair maiden, but its fuel economy did'st shake the very foundations of my........wallet

I'm liking what you're saying. We just bought a house so easy on the wallet is good with me.

Buceph · 18-02-2011 01:20AM

Gregory80 wrote: »

You and I sir are on the same side here. I dare say I agree with you, I do see the ghasthly creatures in town every weekend, the commoner north side type with the sports cap, the girlriend with the large earings, the tracksuits.

I can never go into mcdonalds without them infesting it. The scanger mobiles are just one of the problems with these lowly creatures.

Gregory? From Ballsbridge? G'way outta dat.

Killer Pigeon · 18-02-2011 01:53AM

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

What's with the love affair?

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in, but Lord knows they try!! All I need is some UV lights at the front and some bitches in the back. :cool:

'Cause "Nissan" rhymes with "Nice wan".

Also, as a knacker, I found your post highly defamatory.

saywhatyousee · 18-02-2011 02:01AM

Gregory80 wrote: »

You and I sir are on the same side here. I dare say I agree with you, I do see the ghasthly creatures in town every weekend, the commoner north side type with the sports cap, the girlriend with the large earings, the tracksuits.

I can never go into mcdonalds without them infesting it. The scanger mobiles are just one of the problems with these lowly creatures.

general rule of thumb if i wanted to avoid them types i would certainly not go into mc donalds or even worse KFC

Yakult · 18-02-2011 03:10AM

Micra? Knacker?? What are you smoking...

Anytime I see a knacker they are driving '08 Nissan Jeeps, corolla's, Passat etc.

I wonder where they get the money from to afford these luxury motor vehicles. :rolleyes:

You're thinking of lowlife scumbags, they are the people driving micras.

Also, more old, senile people drive micras thats scumbags. They are worse tbh.

ballsymchugh · 18-02-2011 03:13AM

strobe wrote: »

Yes indeed my good chap. She is purely bread I presume? Of good lineage? A dandy gentleman like yourself would not attempt to pass me off with a common mutt? Lest such a scurrilous act reflect badly on your family name.

trots this high boss!

Why do knackers love the Nissan Micra?

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