Why do knackers love the Nissan Micra?

Banjaxed82

What's with the love affair?

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in, but Lord knows they try!! All I need is some UV lights at the front and some bitches in the back. :cool:

Br4tPr1nc3

and toyota starlets.

Faith+1

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in

Not true, I seen a hard knocks lookalike trying to look cool in a blue Nissan Cube :eek:

Badgermonkey

Can of worms I know but by 'knackers' do you mean Trackie McKnackie or Big Francie McDonagh?

Banjaxed82

Just referring Trackie MacNackie....Don't want to tar all Nissan Micra owners

SeaFields

No they don't.

More into their Honda Civics.

strobe

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

What's with the love affair?

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in, but Lord knows they try!! All I need is some UV lights at the front and some bitches in the back. :cool:

Don't know about why any type of person in particular likes them. But in general....they are cheap, very fuel efficient, and probably the most reliable car ever built. If even slightly looked after nothing will ever ever go wrong with them. Great little cars to be honest. Perfectly engineered for what they are meant to be. Hugely popular and consistent top sellers in every country they have ever been sold in.


No, I don't work for Nissan or have ever owned a Micra, it's just common knowledge amongst people that know anything at all about cars.

Captain_Generic

Yeeah, bitches be callin', I be stuck on a hill

Banjaxed82

Unless the Micra is your basic entry level cool car?

alwaysadub

It's not just knackers who love them-its ould ones too!

orourkeda

Its the only car that allows them to steer it with their mickey

muckwarrior

Br4tPr1nc3 wrote: »

and toyota starlets.

It's a bleeedin GLANZA, not a starleh!

tony1kenobi

strobe wrote: »

Don't know about why any type of person in particular likes them. But in general....they are cheap, very fuel efficient, and probably the most reliable car ever built. If even slightly looked after nothing will ever ever go wrong with them. Great little cars to be honest. Perfectly engineered for what they are meant to be. Hugely popular and consistent top sellers in every country they have ever been sold in.


No, I don't work for Nissan or have ever owned a Micra, it's just common knowledge amongst people that know anything at all about cars.

Ja wanna bye a dag?

Gregory80

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

What's with the love affair?

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in, but Lord knows they try!! All I need is some UV lights at the front and some bitches in the back. :cool:

You and I sir are on the same side here. I dare say I agree with you, I do see the ghasthly creatures in town every weekend, the commoner north side type with the sports cap, the girlriend with the large earings, the tracksuits.

I can never go into mcdonalds without them infesting it. The scanger mobiles are just one of the problems with these lowly creatures.

strobe

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Ja wanna bye a dag?

Aye, it's for me Ma.

Cat Melodeon

My first car was a Micra. I'm not a skanger or a trackie wearer or an auld wan. I wanted a cheap reliable car, it fit the bill.

People who think cool comes from the car you drive have no idea about cool :cool:

shampon

Generic Rubberbandits 'Horse outside' response.

tony1kenobi

strobe wrote: »

Aye, it's for me Ma.

Would Sir be interested in the perrywinkle blue?

Kintarō Hattori

Awww OP. The missus and myself are looking to a 00 or 01 Micra as our first car.

We settled on it as, it's cheap, very reliable and has low running costs.

Ricardo G

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Awww OP. The missus and myself are looking to a 00 or 01 Micra as our first car.

You'll be ok....so long as you NEVER wear a tracksuit while driving otherwise you car may be seized and crushed in front of you

strobe

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Would Sir be interested in the perrywinkle blue?

Yes indeed my good chap. She is purely bread I presume? Of good lineage? A dandy gentleman like yourself would not attempt to pass me off with a common mutt? Lest such a scurrilous act reflect badly on your family name.

orourkeda

The micra is being advertised on Liveline these days

Banjaxed82

Ricardo G wrote: »

You'll be ok....so long as you NEVER wear a tracksuit while driving otherwise you car may be seized and crushed in front of you

And make sure you only grow a moustache when you have the ability to do so.

Kintarō Hattori

Ricardo G wrote: »

You'll be ok....so long as you NEVER wear a tracksuit while driving otherwise you car may be seized and crushed in front of you

Well I'm OK so, I don't own a tracksuit.

Captain_Generic

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Awww OP. The missus and myself are looking to a 00 or 01 Micra as our first car.

We settled on it as, it's cheap, very reliable and has low running costs.

Fear not! I once had the honor of taming this mighty beast, it did'st turn away many a fair maiden, but its fuel economy did'st shake the very foundations of my........wallet

Kintarō Hattori

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Fear not! I once had the honor of taming this mighty beast, it did'st turn away many a fair maiden, but its fuel economy did'st shake the very foundations of my........wallet

I'm liking what you're saying. We just bought a house so easy on the wallet is good with me.

Buceph

Gregory80 wrote: »

You and I sir are on the same side here. I dare say I agree with you, I do see the ghasthly creatures in town every weekend, the commoner north side type with the sports cap, the girlriend with the large earings, the tracksuits.

I can never go into mcdonalds without them infesting it. The scanger mobiles are just one of the problems with these lowly creatures.

Gregory? From Ballsbridge? G'way outta dat.

Killer Pigeon

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

What's with the love affair?

It's the sh!ttest looking car to try and look cool in, but Lord knows they try!! All I need is some UV lights at the front and some bitches in the back. :cool:

'Cause "Nissan" rhymes with "Nice wan".

Also, as a knacker, I found your post highly defamatory.

saywhatyousee

Gregory80 wrote: »

You and I sir are on the same side here. I dare say I agree with you, I do see the ghasthly creatures in town every weekend, the commoner north side type with the sports cap, the girlriend with the large earings, the tracksuits.

I can never go into mcdonalds without them infesting it. The scanger mobiles are just one of the problems with these lowly creatures.

general rule of thumb if i wanted to avoid them types i would certainly not go into mc donalds or even worse KFC

Yakult

Micra? Knacker?? What are you smoking...

Anytime I see a knacker they are driving '08 Nissan Jeeps, corolla's, Passat etc.

I wonder where they get the money from to afford these luxury motor vehicles. :rolleyes:

You're thinking of lowlife scumbags, they are the people driving micras.

Also, more old, senile people drive micras thats scumbags. They are worse tbh.

ballsymchugh

strobe wrote: »

Yes indeed my good chap. She is purely bread I presume? Of good lineage? A dandy gentleman like yourself would not attempt to pass me off with a common mutt? Lest such a scurrilous act reflect badly on your family name.

trots this high boss!

FunkDrummer

The fact that it runs off 2 AA batteries leaves any aspiring young Trackie-wearer plenty of money to put a muffler on it, and a huge spoiler (so-called because they spoil the look of any decent car) not to mention chrome rims and bucket seats.

The bucket seats make it nice an comfortable when you hit top speed in 5th gear (circa 84kph), all that matters is that it SOUNDS like you are driving a fast car (or a dodgy washing machine)

rocco.

well, because your ma dribbles wen one passes by!

FunkDrummer

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Well I'm OK so, I don't own a tracksuit.

......yet

howyanow

surely the ford escort is car of choice of these so called un-desireables

Son Of A Vidic

Knackers driving the Nissan Micra? That's a first for me, if anything, I find it's a popular model with older/elderly drivers. That's some gift you got there OP - being able to judge someone by the car they drive.

I love my micra

antodeco

Well after my micra hit a pole at 160kmh and nobody was killed, they're fairly safe too!

phill106

Because if the revenue comes around, they park the micra in the back of the high ace, park the high ace inside the caravan, and no vehicles to be seen boss!

this is arse

why don't you ask a knacker?

antodeco

antodeco wrote: »

Well after my micra hit a pole at 160kmh and nobody was killed, they're fairly safe too!

Not if they hit a pole at 160 :pac:

smellslikeshoes

Since when have scumbags of the tracksuit wearing variety been called knackers, big difference between them and the more widely accepted use of the word.

biko

I think jackeens call scumbags knackers.
Anyway, this ends here.