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Creationist rebuilds Noah's ark

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  • #32
    skregs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 746 ✭✭✭skregs


    Mark Hamill wrote: »
    Bahahahha... oh wait, are you serious? Buildings like what?

    Built any pyramids lately?


  • #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    skregs wrote: »
    Built any pyramids lately?

    Why yes I have. :cool:


  • #34
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    skregs wrote: »
    Built any pyramids lately?

    Well, why would anyone need to build anymore pyramids today?

    Even so, doesn't mean they can't be built. If anything, they'd be built a hell of a lot quicker with a bit better treatment to the slaves construction workers :pac:


  • #35
    Korvanica
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    what do you mean rebuilds it never existed in the first place

    its quite impressive


  • #36
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,873 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    skregs wrote: »
    Built any pyramids lately?

    You don't think that with modern technology we'd be able to build a pyramid? With cranes etc?

    The only advantage they would have had back then would be that they wouldn't have had to apply for planning permission.


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  • #37
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Barrington wrote: »
    You don't think that with modern technology we'd be able to build a pyramid? With cranes etc?

    The only advantage they would have had back then would be that they wouldn't have had to apply for planning permission.

    Or a union.............or a note saying: "Need to take care of a small job, will have the rest up next week. Thanks for the sandwiches, Ta!"


  • #38
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    I too hate when people believe in things that I don't. It really has a detrimental effect on my day to day existence. This Dutch man probably recreated Noahs Ark specifically to annoy me. Why can't everyone in the world believe the same things as me? :mad:

    Agreed. I'm totally Ark annoyed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTYLUapLPQU


  • #39
    Debthree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Debthree


    jlvn1596l.jpg


  • #40
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    I hope he gets all other creationists on that boat and it capsizes and they all drown and meet their god.


  • #41
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Wow I love God, he is so in your face.

    He is my favourite fictional character.


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  • #42
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    dilbert2 wrote: »
    Just wondering has anybody come across this?

    http://www.squidoo.com/johan-huibers-noahs-ark


    Wonder when the hunt for two animals of every species is going to take

    Even stink beetles?!


  • #43
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,537 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    you laugh now but just wait till the next flood and we will see who will be laughing then, i am off to book my place on that ark when the s**t hits the fan :p


  • #44
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    you laugh now but just wait till the next flood and we will see who will be laughing then, i am off to book my place on that ark when the s**t hits the fan :p
    What kind of animal are you going to go dressed as?


  • #45
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    OMG something amazing just dawned on me!


    Ok, so people believe that god created all animals yeah? So, if that's true then why bother building an ark and putting 2 of every animal on there?
    God can just make more... the only reason for protecting individual species and their ability to procreate and exist is if these animals are unique and valuable and rare...

    mind = blown.


  • #46
    Monty Burnz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    FreudianSlippers wrote: »
    mind = blown
    Surely this is the blow that will prove the fatal one for Christianity?


  • #47
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Monty Burnz wrote: »
    Surely this is the blow that will prove the fatal one for Christianity?
    I DID IT.. WHOO


  • #48
    PeakOutput
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,638 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    rebuilt?

    replica?


  • #49
    Monty Burnz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    PeakOutput wrote: »
    rebuilt?

    replica?
    Better?


  • #50
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    PeakOutput wrote: »
    rebuilt?

    replica?
    Yeah... historical fact that the ark existed and blueprints are in the Bible.

    pfft. idiot. :o




    :D


  • #51
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    twinytwo wrote: »
    you do realise that were buildings built by hand in the past that tradesmen wouldnt have a hope of building today even with all the modern tools and equipment.

    The weight bearing capabilities of wood have not changed however, thus meaning that regardless of what tools were or were not used, it's physically impossible to built ships in wood over a certain size.


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  • #52
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Nodin wrote: »
    The weight bearing capabilities of wood have not changed however, thus meaning that regardless of what tools were or were not used, it's physically impossible to built ships in wood over a certain size.
    Jesus magic > physics.


  • #53
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,873 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    FreudianSlippers wrote: »
    Jesus magic > physics.

    Penn & Teller Magic > Jesus Magic


  • #54
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Barrington wrote: »
    Penn & Teller Magic > Jesus Magic
    OOOOOH. true.


  • #55
    Unpossible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    Even stink beetles?!
    Especially stink beetles.

    He really shows his faith in the story and design by having it on a barge instead of floating itself


  • #56
    PeakOutput
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,638 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMnThZgN-PM


  • #57
    Monty Burnz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    Nodin wrote: »
    The weight bearing capabilities of wood have not changed however, thus meaning that regardless of what tools were or were not used, it's physically impossible to built ships in wood over a certain size.
    Well you can build them whatever size you like, but you'd better up top with a big rubber ring when it fragments in the water.


  • #58
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    I have 2 words for you all:

    Noah's Submarine.


  • #59
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Wait... also, why would this guy bother rebuilding Noah's Ark?

    Why not just buy a tanker or something... they're really big boats with lots of storage... a little retrofit and problem solved.



    See what thinking outside the box does?


  • #60
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    FreudianSlippers wrote: »
    Noah's Submarine.

    Noah's Aircraft Carrier

    Absolute behemoth stocked with the latest in Christian Military Hardware. This baby can shoot a bible and hit a non-believer accuratley from 3 miles away!


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  • #61
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,873 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    FreudianSlippers wrote: »
    I have 2 words for you all:

    Noah's Submarine.

    Noah's high ground


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