Raw Thread 14/02 *spoilers within*

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

I highly doubt there is genuine heat between the two and to say Rock would taint his legacy lying down for him is not fair. Hogan laid down for Rock and came out of it looking like the bigger star, and Rock will have the same effect if he does so for Cena.
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DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON:
John Cena said a variety of things that came across my desk which at first I thought was interesting and then I felt was laughable because the comments really didn't make any sense to me. To be clear, not that they ever make me mad. I just thought the comments were an interesting choice of things to say.

Rock - After SEVEN long years… FINALLY…. FINALLY… FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO ANAHEIM! Which means that FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW! WHICH MEANS FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK… HOME! Now before the Rock gets into that. Before we electrify and turn this out. For those who don’t know, the Rock has many nicknames. The Great One… THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN ALL OF ENTERTAINMENT! The People’s Champion! But I wanna tell ya something that’s important to me. I need to tell you something as Dwayne. It’s been a long time since I’ve been back. Seven years to be exact. I wanna tell this moment to tell you why I’m back. It’s not because of the money. It’s not to promote a movie. I am back in the middle of the ring because of YOU. When I left the WWE seven years ago, I dreamed big and you all helped me accomplish my dreams because you never left my side. And I wanna take this moment to tell you all here, and the MILLIONS watching around the world - thank you, I love you. And it is because of you that I’m in this ring and I give you my word - I’m never, EVER going away. THE ROCK IS BACK! The Rock is back because I wanted to something no one had ever done before - I WANTETD TO HOST WRESTLEMANIA. So the Rock called Vince and Vince said Rock, I know why you’re calling. Rock, there’s only one man electrifying enough to host WrestleMania. THAT MAN CAN ONLY BE JUSTIN BEIBER! I TOLD VINCE nah, the Rock knows Justin he’s cool - cool kid, but THERE’S ONLY ONE MAN capable enough to host WrestleMania. That man is the jabroni beating, pie eating, foot on the gas and always ready to whoop some ass THE ROCK! The Rock is going to WrestleMania and at the drop of a dime, the Rock will layeth the smack down at WrestleMania. But to who? Could it be the WWE Champion, the Miz? I’M THE MIZ AND I’M AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Well the Rock ain’t no scientist, but if you have to tell everyone how awesome you are, IT MEANS YOU SUCK! But there’s one more man who the Rock wants to see… one more man who the Rock has to see…and that man….

(GM dings)

Cole - CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!? I’VE JUST RECEIVED AN E-MAIL!

Rock - WOAH WOAH WOAH! Cole, if you take another step towards that computer, the Rock will slap the taste out of your moth so hard you’ll never get it back. You think the Rock’s just gonna let you interrupt him when he’s live on Raw? You think that any of us give a damn what your GM has to say?! Cole, is that what you think?

Cole - I’ll tell you…

Rock - IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! What you do is sit your ass down, take off your headset, and don’t say a word. AND I QUOTE - know your damn role and shut your damn mouth! BECAUSE IF YA DON’T, the Rock will have some cool Facebook pictures to put on his Facebook tonight! Facebook/DwayneJohnson. If Cole doesn’t do what the Rock says, you’ll get a picture of the Rock going over to that computer…some of you may know where I’m going with this… Shining it up real nice, turning that sumbitch sideways and sticking it straight up his candy ass. NOW SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, YOU LOOK LIKE A DRUNK HOBBIT! THERE IS ONE MAN THAT THE ROCK IS GONNA SEE. Who he has to see face-to-face… a guy who I met, who I thought was a cool guy…wished him well. Happy for his success, and when the Rock leaves, he eventually starts talking trash about the Rock… I don’t know why and I don’t care. But I’m back now…HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

Crowd - CENA SUCKS! CENA SUCKS!

Rock - So lemme get this straight, the WWE has gone from the POWERFUL 3:16 to the dominant AND CAN YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!? ALL THE WAY TO…you can’t see me!? YOU PLAYING PEEK A BOO!? WE CAN ALL SEE YA! A blindfolded Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass! How the hell you think we can miss? You got a bright-ass purple shirt, before that, green, then orange. YOU LOOK LIKE A BOWL OF FRUITY PEBBLES! John Cena, the Rock will see you at WrestleMania. Just like he will see the Miz at WrestleMania, and just as he will see everyone. Just as sure as every day Cena walks out here looking like he got shot out of Barney’s anus, the Rock guaran-damn-tees to show that world that he’s the most electrifying man in all of entertainment. That the Rock will layeth the smacketh down on all their candy asses, and the last and most important thing - THE ROCK, AND THE MILLIONS…Nah nah nah, THE ROCK AND THE MILLIONS…. NAH, NOT GOOD ENOUGH. THE ROCK IS PEOPLE’S CHAMP, YOU ARE THE BACKBONE, AND WE ALL SAY IT, THE WORLD IS WATCHING. WHEN THE ROCK AND THE MILLIONS… OF THE ROCK’S FANS GO THE WRESTLEMANIA! IF YOU SMELLL WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKING!

ricero wrote: »

If he challanges taker il jizz my pants

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Didn't he not just say few weeks back in interview he never wrestle again I can see few rock bottoms maybe a peoples elbow no match though

D.Q wrote: »

Its the most cryptic thing like! He says he will be in the ring... I hope he's on raw for the next few weeks,

GTR63 wrote: »

2 things worry me about a potential Rock vs Cena match. Could the Rock carry Cena to a good match after 7 years out of the Ring & would he have to put the bumbling Cena over.