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Great films you hate (or just didnt get) *Spoiler Alert*

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  • #32
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    +1 on Slumdog Millionaire- I could have written that on the back of a Corn Flakes box


  • #33
    walshb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,107 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh another one for me is The Matrix. Long time since I've seen any of these though, so maybe I could be turned.

    Anything, I mean anything with Reeves is just appalling...

    Oh, sorry, Point Break was a great film, but that was because the action was so intense....You block Reeves out!


  • #34
    Andre80Johnson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭Andre80Johnson


    Star Wars Trilogy - Both. I'm a film student and I love films but Star Wars, it's not even remotely interesting.


  • #35
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    tim_holsters wrote: »
    You're kidding about The Big Lebowski right?
    Noop. Maybe it's more of a "guy" film. :pac:


  • #36
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    Anything from Roland Emmerich.

    Stupid, far out plots dripping with creepy all-out american pathos (and the director from Stuttgart :D)


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  • #37
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Gone With The Wind









    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . . . .


  • #38
    dougal-maguire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 191 ✭✭dougal-maguire


    30 odd replies,we've had shawshank redemption named :eek:, but no mention of twilight yet :confused: what an utter load of poo.


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 460 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Black Swan - pure shíte,bitch gets eaten out and hallucinates turning into a swan for 2 hours,whoop de doo


  • #40
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I LOVE Black Swan... :)
    dougal-maguire wrote: »
    no mention of twilight yet :confused: what an utter load of poo.
    The thread is about films that are considered great generally but that you personally think are sh1t... not films that are simply sh1t. :)


  • #41
    walshb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,107 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The Black Swan - pure shíte,bitch gets eaten out and hallucinates turning into a swan for 2 hours,whoop de doo

    Pile of crap, saw it last week. All over the place. The sex scenes were so inappropriate and unnecessary. Cringeing!


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  • #42
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Im sure theres a woman in the world somewhere who enjoys the Big Lebowski. Surely there must be a woman who likes the idea of a man who doesnt do a tap, smokes dope copiously and just wants to enjoy chilling out with his mates........

    Ok maybe not!


  • #43
    tim_holsters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭tim_holsters


    Dudess wrote: »
    Noop. Maybe it's more of a "guy" film. :pac:

    Maybe :), but it's Jeff's finest hour IMO he just oozes stoner slackerness.


  • #44
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Anything with Jim Carey in it.

    I can't bear him, or Adam Sandler. Neither are even remotely funny.


  • #45
    Patri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Dudess wrote: »
    The Big Lebowski.
    Firstly, Withdraw!

    And secondly, your name is Dudess, the dude abides man the dude abides


  • #46
    bertie4evr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 871 ✭✭✭bertie4evr


    Barry Lyndon.

    I could watch all Kubrick's films over and over but couldn't make it through this.


  • #47
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Andre80Johnson wrote: »
    Star Wars Trilogy - Both. I'm a film student and I love films but Star Wars, it's not even remotely interesting.

    Yeah but film students for the most part know fcuk all about films so its excusable :pac:


  • #48
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Anything with Jim Carey in it.

    I can't bear him, or Adam Sandler. Neither are even remotely funny.

    I think you are looking for the thread. "**** films and why I think they are"

    Not this one. :pac:


  • #49
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    walshb wrote: »
    Pile of crap, saw it last week. All over the place. The sex scenes were so inappropriate and unnecessary. Cringeing!

    Don't be ghey. :)


  • #50
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The Black Swan - pure shíte,bitch gets eaten out and hallucinates turning into a swan for 2 hours,whoop de doo

    Natalie Portman getting her fanny licked is inappropriate?


    GTFO


  • #51
    walshb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,107 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Vanilla Sky? Thought it was crap!


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  • #52
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Black Swan and No Country For Old Men are great films!!


  • #53
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    Heat.

    OK two good action scenes but it was really just about having two huge actors in the film. Film buffs played with themselves over the fact that DeNiro and Pacino were in it playing kind of classic roles but really it was fairly sh1te.


  • #54
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    krudler wrote: »
    Natalie Portman getting her fanny licked is inappropriate?


    GTFO

    Must watch the black swan now :)


  • #55
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Anything with Jim Carey in it.

    I can't bear him, or Adam Sandler. Neither are even remotely funny.

    :mad:


  • #56
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Star Wars.


  • #57
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Burn after reading. Usually a fan of the Coen brothers and anything with John Malkovich in it, but it was rubbish. Like the editor forgot to put in the last half hour of the film.


  • #58
    walshb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,107 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    NeedaNewName wrote: »
    Heat.

    OK two good action scenes but it was really just about having two huge actors in the film. Film buffs played with themselves over the fact that DeNiro and Pacino were in it playing kind of classic roles but really it was fairly sh1te.

    Yeah, had forgot about Heat. So overhyped, and very difficult to make out what was being ****ing said in the film. The diction was dire.


  • #59
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    Lord of the rings. All of them... bar the one in the middle with the walking trees, which was semi OK and had some decent battle stuff going on.

    But they were just hyped up crap really. Too bloody long and not much of a story really. OK so the books were classic and a world was invented but lets face it, long boring sh1te in general, on film.

    It feels good getting all this off my chest. Thanks OP :D


  • #60
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    The Hurt Locker.
    Spiderman.
    Transformers (oh wait, thats not a great film)


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  • #61
    Rodin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Rodin


    NeedaNewName wrote: »
    Lord of the rings. All of them... bar the one in the middle with the walking trees, which was semi OK and had some decent battle stuff going on.

    But they were just hyped up crap really. Too bloody long and not much of a story really. OK so the books were classic and a world was invented but lets face it, long boring sh1te in general, on film.

    It feels good getting all this off my chest. Thanks OP :D

    why didnt the eagles fly the ring into mordor?


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