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Going to an Escort

  • 08-02-2011 01:24AM
    #1
    Kevin joyce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭


    Hi, i have not have sex since wednesday august 26th 1987, i am thinking about going to an escort, i have found a few websites and it seems easy to arrange a meeting with one, im just wondering what to expect when i go to their flat? Will there be pimp type men around or will the lady be alone?


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Comments

  • #2
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    Nobody on here has the money for escorts. Just have a **** and save yourself the cash


  • #3
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Surely with a name like Joyce you could just grab a youngone.


  • #4
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You could be my Dad...


  • #5
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    BrummyTom?


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If you've been saving it for that long, my advice would be to head to Thailand for a 2 week holiday.. It'd feel alot less dodgy than dealin with pimps in Ireland.


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  • #7
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    ask in the ladies lounge, you'll find better answers op. good luck!


  • #8
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    1987?!?!?!?!?!?!


    You must look like some sort of gremlin....or Troll!!! :rolleyes:


  • #9
    smokie2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    Kevin joyce wrote: »
    Hi, i have not have sex since wednesday august 26th 1987, i am thinking about going to an escort, i have found a few websites and it seems easy to arrange a meeting with one, im just wondering what to expect when i go to their flat? Will there be pimp type men around or will the lady be alone?
    Come don't leave us hanging? Why do you remember the actual date so well.

    Don't leave ANY details out, this is AH an we all wanna hear it....trust me!!


  • #10
    zuroph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,102 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    dad?!!?!


  • #11
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Kevin joyce wrote: »
    Hi, i have not have sex since wednesday august 26th 1987

    26 August

    Births
    1987 – Riley Steele, Pornographic actress


    Quite ironic really


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  • #12
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You might be my dad....:confused:


  • #13
    Cochore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 ✭Cochore


    Before you stab her with your rusty dagger, ask her if her tetanus shots are current.


  • #14
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Did you catch the ghey?


  • #15
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    ask in the ladies lounge, you'll find better answers op. good luck!

    That's mean.

    The girls in there aren't all on the game.


  • #16
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    zuroph wrote: »
    dad?!!?!
    I see you've got there before me...but now I'm going to edit my earlier post to get above you:D


  • #17
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Try Person Issues Forum OP


  • #18
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Kevin joyce wrote: »
    Hi, i have not have sex since wednesday august 26th 1987, i am thinking about going to an escort, i have found a few websites and it seems easy to arrange a meeting with one, im just wondering what to expect when i go to their flat? Will there be pimp type men around or will the lady be alone?[/QUOTE]

    I'd just go for the lady myself, those pimps may be too rough for you


  • #19
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    smokie2008 wrote: »
    Come don't leave us hanging? Why do you remember the actual date so well.

    Don't leave ANY details out, this is AH an we all wanna hear it....trust me!!

    must have been his last time which guesses that it flopped!!!! :pac:

    wait that was before the lil blue pill made its way to the market... oh hum :p


  • #20
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I dunno OP, just ask one of the members of the Italian government what the story is.


  • #21
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Of course there'll be a pimp, someone has to stop them running away. There's no loyalty in the sex trade since they stopped using leg shackles.


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  • #22
    Tilt Gone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Tilt Gone


    I know a guard called Kevin Joyce. would be funny if this was you lol


  • #23
    macquarie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭macquarie


    More water..


  • #24
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    That's mean.

    The girls in there aren't all on the game.

    you know they are panda, all of them have a price, you just have to keep trying :P


  • #25
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Kevin, if this is your real name you may very possibly regret using it here.
    Anyway, well done on having sex in 1987!
    If you're nervous about going to see a hooker then why not wear a fake mustache or possibly dress up in an animal costume. You might have to pay a little extra but it would be great fun. If you dressed as Big Bird you could flap your arms about while you're on top and make cawing noises. Women love that stuff.


  • #26
    smokie2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^Take you fantasies over to PI mate, that way
    >


  • #27
    zuroph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,102 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I see you've got there before me...but now I'm going to edit my earlier post to get above you:D

    You're such a Thanks Escort.


  • #28
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    zuroph wrote: »
    You're such a Thanks Escort.
    :pac: I just work with what I have and adapt. If this was Business it would have been a good business move :P


  • #29
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    OP why do you wanna 'get with' a car?:confused:


  • #30
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    That's mean.

    The girls in there aren't all on the game.

    Yes they are.


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  • #31
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    OP how much are you willing to pay for said escort?


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