The laws of After Hours

midlandsmissus · 07-02-2011 08:23PM

brummytom wrote: »

Any thread where 'pedobear' is mentioned, Snyper will appear.

Any thread where sex/virginity/England is mentioned, I will appear

Right. I have to ask!

I've been around long enough to see numerous snyper jokes crop up on different threads in the above vein,

One that sticks in my mind would be, "They say boards.ie is the new online dating site, people are meeting hteir partners on here"...and a poster replied: "Yeah, sure just ask Snyper, he met his girlfriend in the Junior Cert forum"

But I havent been around long enough to have heard what the original joke/story was! What is it all about!

Micky Dolenz · 07-02-2011 08:39PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Right. I have to ask!

I've been around long enough to see numerous snyper jokes crop up on different threads in the above vein,

One that sticks in my mind would be, "They say boards.ie is the new online dating site, people are meeting hteir partners on here"...and a poster replied: "Yeah, sure just ask Snyper, he met his girlfriend in the Junior Cert forum"

But I havent been around long enough to have heard what the original joke/story was! What is it all about!

We'd love to tell you, but to repeat it means an automatic site ban.

Kasabian · 07-02-2011 08:55PM

If you troll a troll their heads implode after you get PM's telling you about your parentage. :pac:

pickarooney · 07-02-2011 08:58PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

We'd love to tell you, but to repeat it means an automatic site ban.

So just say it once.

Sooner or later someone, probably someone who has joined in the last month, will make a reference to facekicker. They will beam away contentedly to themselves at the handful of thanks they receive. What they won't notice are the thousands of groans and 'not this **** again's that aren't exemplified by the finger in the throat icon.

orourkeda · 07-02-2011 08:58PM

Kasabian wrote: »

If you troll a troll their heads implode after you get PM's telling you about your parentage. :pac:

Who called you a bastard?

Kasabian · 07-02-2011 09:01PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Who called you a bastard?

You did

dr.bollocko · 07-02-2011 09:03PM

More people will read this thread than will ever read the charter simply because it isn't sticky'd.
When some celebrity dies the mods will never ever handle it right.
Ever.

pickarooney · 07-02-2011 09:14PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

When some celebrity dies the mods will never ever handle it right.
Ever.

You've got to get the gloves on, lock the doors and windows and then dust for prints. Always reinterview that old Korean lady you spent 30 seconds with on the Friday because she knows a lot more than she lets on and if ballistics tells you it will take a week just remind them about that little league game where Joey took one to the lug and you were there to hold his hand.

brummytom · 07-02-2011 10:01PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Right. I have to ask!

I've been around long enough to see numerous snyper jokes crop up on different threads in the above vein,

One that sticks in my mind would be, "They say boards.ie is the new online dating site, people are meeting hteir partners on here"...and a poster replied: "Yeah, sure just ask Snyper, he met his girlfriend in the Junior Cert forum"

But I havent been around long enough to have heard what the original joke/story was! What is it all about!

Ah he's like a poor man's DJ Spider

Terry · 07-02-2011 10:15PM

Jamiekelly wrote: »

When a mod is not around some smart arse will try some backseat modding for thanks and a special place up Bollocko's anus

Pfft. N00b.
Everyone knows that Karoma's arse is the place to be. He gets it bleached once a month.

Sharrow wrote: »

Didn't you know that they banned yore ma?

Sorry?
Who banned "yore ma"?

Dudess wrote: »

Someone posts something about a terrible crime - cries of "torture them to death" followed by a more wordy post involving actual thought, which is met with "You're a bleeding heart do-gooder PC liberal commie-nazi and I bet you'd like that criminal to be given a nice hotel room til they die".

Yeah, but you are a bleeding heart do-gooder PC liberal commie-nazi and I bet you'd like that criminal to be given a nice hotel room til they die.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

More people will read this thread than will ever read the charter simply because it isn't sticky'd.
When some celebrity dies the mods will never ever handle it right.
Ever.

The AH mods are like Always stay put panty pads. Stay put protection that always stays.
Some people just prefer tampons when they are on the rag and whining about mod decisions.

Tar.Aldarion · 07-02-2011 10:17PM

Karoma....is alive?

my my my charona karoma

AckwelFoley · 07-02-2011 10:18PM

aye, karoma, i forgot about that guy..

where did he end up?

I miss his ban hammer

Tar.Aldarion · 07-02-2011 10:20PM

snyper wrote: »

aye, karoma, i forgot about that guy..

where did he end up?

I miss his ban hammer

He's probably posting away, just deleting them all after as always.

dr.bollocko · 07-02-2011 10:23PM

I started modding AH and within like a month he had quit modding here.
Musta been something I said.

midlandsmissus · 07-02-2011 10:49PM

Maybe it's best that I'll never know...something I can always vaguely ponder on when I see a new snyper joke.

Anyway what I always see in After hours is:

Post one stating one opinion,

Post two stating opposite opinion,

Post by Dudess saying you can't generalise and both sides are right in their own way.

Saying this in niceness dudess!

seafood dunleavy · 09-02-2011 12:25AM

People saying "I'm not going to argue with you anymore" because they have no comeback.

upandcumming · 09-02-2011 12:31AM

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

Someone briefly mentioned on a thread recently that someone will disagree with the OP within 6 posts on AH.

I have since noticed this to be surprisingly accurate. On pretty much every subject no matter how water-tight the OP's point is, someone will have to contradict it within 6 posts, or if they can't, make a petty semantic point about how the opinion was expressed.

What are the other unwritten laws of After Hours?

Thats not an unwritten law. Most of the time you have fools of OPs talking crap, the first few ball-less guys agree because they're afraid of getting ripped apart on here. Then someone calls them on their bullshit story and then everyone sees that poster no. 6 is right. Simple.

minidazzler · 09-02-2011 12:33AM

<Ollie> wrote:

Minidazzler, I could show you hundreds of examples of threads closed for no reason.. It would be comical to see them. I'm going to list them tomorrow on this thread.

minidazzler wrote: »

Cool, I look forward to seeing it. In the interest of fairness though, only list threads by current mods. Not like old mods matter.

Law #52178-A: When posters say they will come back with their game winning plan tomorrow...they won't come back! :P

Law #7: At least once a year an AH mod must get their kit off for a bunch of sick kids.

Law #26585: Thou shalt not bring up the curious incident of the DJ creeping like a Spider :P

The laws of After Hours

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