The laws of After Hours

El_Dangeroso

Someone briefly mentioned on a thread recently that someone will disagree with the OP within 6 posts on AH.

I have since noticed this to be surprisingly accurate. On pretty much every subject no matter how water-tight the OP's point is, someone will have to contradict it within 6 posts, or if they can't, make a petty semantic point about how the opinion was expressed.

What are the other unwritten laws of After Hours?

stoneill

Godwins law.

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.

kev9100

Someone must post pics or GTFO in the first 3 pages.

blackalicious

there's always some d1ck who corrects peoples grammar..

Basq

I remember there was a law that for every After Hours thread, there's always an appropriate Simpsons quote.

NeedaNewName

Say size 12+ is fat and Dudess will magically appear in thread.

FACT!

orestes

Hate roma, immigrants, the Englise, homeless people, bitch about thanks whores in order to get thanks, mod conspiracy rabble rousing, give out to everyone that thinks Dublin is the only place in Ireland, see how far you can push the jokes about dead celebrities, give out about people making jokes about dead celebrities, atari jaguar and yore ma. I think thats about it

El_Dangeroso

blackalicious wrote: »

there's always some d1ck who corrects peoples grammar..

You are now statistically 100% certain to have your grammar corrected.

Kasabian

blackalicious wrote: »

There's always some dick who corrects peoples grammar.

I am on duty for Bluewolf. :pac:

I may have got it wrong

orourkeda

stoneill wrote: »

Godwins law.

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.

As does the probability of mentioning steak, blow jobs, coke and hookers.

Turtyturd

First reply is blatant thanks whoring.

Dunno if it's a rule or not to include puns but they have overstayed their welcome.

Aodan83

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

Someone briefly mentioned on a thread recently that someone will disagree with the OP within 6 posts on AH.

I have since noticed this to be surprisingly accurate. On pretty much every subject no matter how water-tight the OP's point is, someone will have to contradict it within 6 posts, or if they can't, make a petty semantic point about how the opinion was expressed.

What are the other unwritten laws of After Hours?

Neither of these happened in the first 6 posts.

orourkeda

blackalicious wrote: »

there's always some d1ck who corrects peoples grammar..

You spelt it incorrectly.

Aishae

Basq wrote: »

I remember there was a law that for every After Hours thread, there's always an appropriate Simpsons quote.

ill just type this up on my invisible typewriter

foxinsox

if the subject is vaguely about religion..

usually by the 4th page the user GOD appears and posts a witty reply..

Kasabian

orourkeda will have had a **** by post 10

El_Dangeroso

Aodan83 wrote: »

Neither of these happened in the first 6 posts.

dangit.

Kasabian wrote: »

I am on duty for Bluewolf. :pac:

I may have got it wrong

You missed 'people's'

Marcus.Aurelius

blackalicious wrote: »

There's always some dick who corrects people's grammar.

Kasabian wrote: »

I am on duty for Bluewolf. :pac:

I may have got it wrong

It's okay, I fixed it. :pac:

tallaghtmick

fact:someone will post for thanks only

click thanks please:D

4zn76tysfajdxp

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

Someone briefly mentioned on a thread recently that someone will disagree with the OP within 6 posts on AH.

I have since noticed this to be surprisingly accurate. On pretty much every subject no matter how water-tight the OP's point is, someone will have to contradict it within 6 posts, or if they can't, make a petty semantic point about how the opinion was expressed.

I don't think that's true and, tbh, your superior attitude is off-putting.

What are the other unwritten laws of After Hours?

Can't say, then it will no longer be unwritten.

orourkeda

Kasabian wrote: »

orourkeda will have had a **** by post 10

Yeah. Another one cracked off. Sounds like you could do with a good **** yourself.

smk89

The more sexualities, ethnic minorities and people you don't tolerate the more of a man you are

El_Dangeroso

Adriel Famous Hook wrote: »

I don't think that's true and, tbh, your superior attitude is off-putting.



Can't say, then it will no longer be unwritten.

I forgot to add, Adriel Famous Hook will post with a superior and sardonic attitude without addressing the original point of the thread.:pac:

thetonynator

This thread proves its own theory wrong . .:P

blackalicious

Marcus.Aurelius wrote: »

It's okay, I fixed it. :pac:

after hours doesn't disappoint, i'm disappointed in myself for not making sure my grammar was perfect.. i walked into that one.. and if any f*cker finds a mistake in this post i will cry

El_Dangeroso

thetonynator wrote: »

This thread proves its own theory wrong . .:P

I know, had to wait for post #20.. ye guys are slow enough tonight.

Aishae

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

I forgot to add, Frada will post with a superior and sardonic attitude without addressing the original point of the thread.:pac:

bit like joan burton then

Kasabian

orourkeda wrote: »

Yeah. Another one cracked off. Sounds like you could do with a good **** yourself.

I am using the delay method.

blackalicious

also after hours has a suprisingly large number of native american users

orestes

blackalicious wrote: »

after hours doesn't disappoint, I'm disappointed in myself for not making sure my grammar was perfect. I walked into that one, and if any f*cker finds a mistake in this post I will cry

Can I get you a tissue?

brummytom

Any thread where 'pedobear' is mentioned, Snyper will appear.


Any thread where sex/virginity/England is mentioned, I will appear

orourkeda

Kasabian wrote: »

I am using the delay method.

I was wondering why it took until post 16 alright.

Marcus.Aurelius

orestes wrote: »

Can I get you a tissue?

I was resisting with all my might.

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Any thread where sex/virginity/England is mentioned, I will appear

Or come.

orourkeda

blackalicious wrote: »

after hours doesn't disappoint, i'm disappointed in myself for not making sure my grammar was perfect.. i walked into that one.. and if any f*cker finds a mistake in this post i will cry

No full stop at the end. Brutal.

Aldebaran

Basq wrote: »

I remember there was a law that for every After Hours thread, there's always an appropriate Simpsons quote.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

m@cc@

Someone one will put 'Simples' at the end of a point in order to patronise.

Micky Dolenz

Cool story bro....simples

pow wow

I believe 'blast them/him/her with piss' is a token response these days.

Micky Dolenz

pow wow wrote: »

I believe 'blast them/him/her with piss' is a token response these days.

Before or after you burn them or their house down?

phasers

anyone ever notice that meta threads do quite well? I wonder if it's down to a sense of community or people wanting to get noticed.

pow wow

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Before or after you burn them or their house down?

While I burn it down. Then no-one can say I didn't try and help

Tar.Aldarion

****ing nazis!!!111cos0!!

TimeToShine

orourkeda wrote: »

You spelt it incorrectly.

1) Spelt is not a word

2) Forgetting the apostrophe in people's

3) I'm a sad cúnt.

4) That is all.

Owenw

pow wow wrote: »

While I burn it down. Then no-one can say I didn't try and help

...and make damn sure you get pics or GTFO.

Tar.Aldarion

TimeToShine wrote: »

1) Spelt is not a word

Hollocaust Hexaploid species of wheat denier! That's a crime in Germany :mad:

Aodan83

phasers wrote: »

anyone ever notice that meta threads do quite well? I wonder if it's down to a sense of community or people wanting to get noticed.

Getting noticed. We're all thanks whores.

El_Dangeroso

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

Someone briefly mentioned on a thread recently that someone will disagree with the OP within 6 posts on AH.

No they won't

TimeToShine

TimeToShine wrote: »

1) Spelt is not a word

Yes it is, and it has 2 meanings

flyton5

Any thread about wanting to have sex with someone and asking for AH advice on how to approach the situation will contain a Feeky reference.

D.Q

Someone will think they are absolutely hilarious by making a comment to do with Fianna Fail, Mary Harney, or the state of the government.

It happens on almost any thread, no matter what the thread is about. Its like Goodwins law, except instead of Nazis, its fianna fail.

...someones going to do it.