Neighbours from hell...

Cantona's Collars · 03-02-2011 09:16PM

If it's open let handbrake off and give it a bit of a push then let good ole gravity take charge.
Or just set fire to it.

fonecrusher1 · 03-02-2011 09:17PM

Something tough sounding, really really aggressive...words..of anger.GRRRRRR!!!!!!:mad:

Big Nasty · 03-02-2011 09:24PM

Wait a week until your visitors are coming and politely ask them to move it in advance of same. If they say 'no' whip the plates off it that night and report it to the council - they will take it away.

TheUsual · 03-02-2011 09:29PM

Not parked in your property.

Not your problem.

mikemac · 03-02-2011 09:32PM

Employ a skanger to hang around with a screwdriver

twogunkid · 03-02-2011 09:39PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Something tough sounding, really really aggressive...words..of anger.GRRRRRR!!!!!!:mad:

get on to council or litter warden re abandoned vehicle--advise gardai untaxed or uninsured vehicle on public roadway etc and follow up with a letter if there is no movement ---- Put it on free website as free to take away with the address of the owner--ask to call around after 8pm or early Sunday morning-
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Eventually they will get message Ps is it on footpath or on a corner or opposite white line-- traffic hazard
Your choices are only limited by the borders of your imagination

Does it obstruct your view when exiting the drive ?

seanybiker · 03-02-2011 09:41PM

If you find a fecking parked van is neighbours from hell you should count yourself lucky. If its your property tell them to move if not then all you can do is ask.

fonecrusher1 · 03-02-2011 09:43PM

twogunkid wrote: »

get on to council or litter warden re abandoned vehicle--advise gardai untaxed or uninsured vehicle on public roadway etc and follow up with a letter if there is no movement ---- Put it on free website as free to take away with the address of the owner--ask to call around after 8pm or early Sunday morning-
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Eventually they will get message Ps is it on footpath or on a corner or opposite white line-- traffic hazard
Your choices are only limited by the borders of your imagination

Does it obstruct your view when exiting the drive ?

Yeah its blocking our veiw out the window. I likes eating a choc ice & looking out the winda at the nextdoor neighbours big telly facing the window. S'great.

reddevilfan · 03-02-2011 10:57PM

Listen I agree put it up for free and have it towed.... Someone will take it for scrap and wind them up

temply · 03-02-2011 11:13PM

Butterfly7 wrote: »

Tried our own awkward parking but they didn't take the hint. Plus I'm a big believer in '2 wrongs don't make a right' so stopped after a couple of days.

do u live in chavtown

chucken1 · 03-02-2011 11:23PM

Butterfly7 wrote: »

Need some advice. My crazy next door neighbours have kindly left their gorgeous white transit parked outside MY house. Didn't really mind at all for the first month, or two but now its getting on my t**s! Apparently it's broken but I'm sure if they let the handbrake off they could roll it over to their house. Don't wanna cause any drama but I'm starting to feel that if I don't say anything it's gonna become an even more permanent fixture. Any suggestions?

If it was a gorgeous white Merc,would there be a problem???

Lando Griffin · 04-02-2011 12:11AM

Keep throwing salt on it and it might rust away gradually over a period of time.

Metallergy · 04-02-2011 12:27AM

Neighbours from hell lol. don't get me wrong i didn't tolerate it either, was the most of my worries regarding neighbours but it were hardly hell. don't we have it good - but i know what i certainly wouldn't put up with n its not as minor as a parking space being hogged :pac: title does not fit the profile. let-down!

Metallergy · 04-02-2011 12:29AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Van the f*ck up

i like that

if i ever drive, it'll be a van. not lowering myself to get in to some.. car.

u_c_thesecond · 04-02-2011 12:32AM

all u have to do is call in- tell them you are after buying a car and they will have to move your van because you have no where to park ur car. simple

its not like they are gonna call in and say "yo wheres the car u said u bought?":D

briantwin · 04-02-2011 02:02AM

Move into it. Await squatters rights and then in 10 or so years set fire to it claiming insurance.

Simple

Ricardo G · 04-02-2011 02:28AM

Get the keys and drive it through the gates of leinster house, leave his name and number in the front passenger seats and leg it !!

Metallergy · 04-02-2011 03:59AM

OMG one of satan's minions just parked his car out front! :eek:

give him a wet willy.

cock robin · 04-02-2011 09:45AM

Butterfly7 wrote: »

Need some advice. My crazy next door neighbours have kindly left their gorgeous white transit parked outside MY house. Didn't really mind at all for the first month, or two but now its getting on my t**s! Apparently it's broken but I'm sure if they let the handbrake off they could roll it over to their house. Don't wanna cause any drama but I'm starting to feel that if I don't say anything it's gonna become an even more permanent fixture. Any suggestions?

Have them exorcised by the parish priest. The evil cnuts.

the groutch · 04-02-2011 11:12AM

not on your property, so they have no legal obligation to move it (unless it's blocking your driveway)
but just go into them and talk to them about it politely, without getting on the proverbial high horse
you'd be surprised how accommodating people can be if you just talk to them

Donal Og O Baelach · 04-02-2011 11:24AM

Just wait till your Sinn Fein candidate calls, tell him/her you'll give them a vote if they get it shifted.

Butterfly7 · 04-02-2011 06:11PM

Sorry to those who got a bit overly upset bout the title but I just didn't think 'my neighbours parked their van outside my house' wud hav got as much attention and responses! Thanks everyone for your suggestions! Defo hav a few to try now! :cool:

seanybiker · 04-02-2011 06:15PM

Butterfly7 wrote: »

Sorry to those who got a bit overly upset bout the title but I just didn't think 'my neighbours parked their van outside my house' wud hav got as much attention and responses! Thanks everyone for your suggestions! Defo hav a few to try now! :cool:

it all makes sense now.
So ya gonna call in and ask them to move it it what

admiralofthefleet · 04-02-2011 06:31PM

do you drive op?

if not be a good neighbour and let then use the space

Degsy · 04-02-2011 06:39PM

Spray "Peadophile's Van..true" on it.

Would be funny i reckon.

milehip1 · 04-02-2011 07:03PM

Degsy wrote: »

Spray "Peadophile's Van..true" on it.

Would be funny i reckon.

yeah but it'll still be outside their house!

Delta Kilo · 04-02-2011 07:26PM

Id leave it there, tell your relatives just to look for the house with the big white van parked outside it.

In all seriousness, if its on a public road and not blocking your driveway, then there is nothing you can do except have a polite word with the neighbours

Ronin247 · 04-02-2011 07:43PM

The next time the alarm is going off all weekend go out and move the van cos you know they are away. Everyone knows "someone" who can open the van door and move it and if you are in Dublin then every 2nd man is a car thief or mugger so it should be easy.

spankmemunkey · 17-06-2012 06:02PM

flutered wrote: »

if its parked in a public place it requires the owners to tax it, talk nice to your local choclate soldier.

Not if its parked in a private estate, parked within reasonable distance of the owners house. im just saying cos this is what the guards will tell you.

Dont forget you can drive a car with no tax or in any private estate, its not the open road.

Cuddlesworth · 17-06-2012 06:28PM

Brainnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssss

Neighbours from hell...

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