Neighbours from hell...

Butterfly7 · 03-02-2011 08:09PM #1

Need some advice. My crazy next door neighbours have kindly left their gorgeous white transit parked outside MY house. Didn't really mind at all for the first month, or two but now its getting on my t**s! Apparently it's broken but I'm sure if they let the handbrake off they could roll it over to their house. Don't wanna cause any drama but I'm starting to feel that if I don't say anything it's gonna become an even more permanent fixture. Any suggestions?

orourkeda · 03-02-2011 08:11PM

Kick the van in the face

Ruu_Old · 03-02-2011 08:12PM

Butterfly7 wrote: »

Need some advice. My crazy next door neighbours have kindly left their gorgeous white transit parked outside MY house. Didn't really mind at all for the first month, or two but now its getting on my t**s! Apparently it's broken but I'm sure if they let the handbrake off they could roll it over to their house. Don't wanna cause any drama but I'm starting to feel that if I don't say anything it's gonna become an even more permanent fixture. Any suggestions?

Say something. How else are the neighbours from hell? Just curious.

orourkeda · 03-02-2011 08:12PM

Van the f*ck up

ShamoBuc · 03-02-2011 08:13PM

a flat tyre... then two...then 3 .... then 4....then a dent or two or park your car across their drive and go a for a long walk!

Badgermonkey · 03-02-2011 08:14PM

Unless you live in Moyross tell 'em to heave-ho, sharpish.

Asphyxia · 03-02-2011 08:15PM

Tell them you want it moved! It's their van so they should have it on their property.

MistyCheese · 03-02-2011 08:17PM

Buy a pair of earplugs!

bonerm · 03-02-2011 08:17PM

Write "Wash Me" on it with your finger. That'll teach em.

El Weirdo · 03-02-2011 08:17PM

Hardly the "Neighbours from Hell".

Cheap Thrills! · 03-02-2011 08:18PM

Put it on t'internet; 'Free to the first person that can tow it'.

You've lost they keys, but they can have it for parts*

*not really, this post does not advocate crime. I retract it all.

AckwelFoley · 03-02-2011 08:19PM

I have a rather unusual idea

Ask them to move it

AckwelFoley · 03-02-2011 08:21PM

Ruu wrote: »

Say something. How else are the neighbours from hell? Just curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ton_ZMzzCTc

messymess · 03-02-2011 08:22PM

I believe the standard procedure is to let the license plates fall off (it's very windy right now!) and call the corpo to let them know an abandoned van has been parked in your drive.

Poor Uncle Tom · 03-02-2011 08:23PM

Advertise it for sale in the local rags, or sit in it for an hour when they are in the house, make a fun game out of it.......

Butterfly7 · 03-02-2011 08:26PM

Ruu wrote: »

Say something. How else are the neighbours from hell? Just curious.

I'd b here all nite wit all the stories but mainly they're v noisy. Wen they're at home they're killing eachother, or the kids. When they leave the house, their alarm goes off til they get back... Sometimes for the whole wknd!

destinybabe · 03-02-2011 08:26PM

If they've left it outside that long they could decide to just continue leaving it there which is obviously worrying to you..just say you have friends/relatives coming and want to let them park at your house ask if they need a hand pushing it over................ or alternatively you could get others to park outside theirs see if they realise they're taking up space you need so your family/friends have to resort to abandoning their vechicles outside the neighbours as a result.

Do they not care or just not realise it's bothering you?

scientific1982 · 03-02-2011 08:29PM

They're taking the piss. Ask them to move it asap.

Butterfly7 · 03-02-2011 08:31PM

ShamoBuc wrote: »

a flat tyre... then two...then 3 .... then 4....then a dent or two or park your car across their drive and go a for a long walk!

Tried our own awkward parking but they didn't take the hint. Plus I'm a big believer in '2 wrongs don't make a right' so stopped after a couple of days.

Big foots diick · 03-02-2011 08:32PM

Blare jungle music all nite long like that priest from father ted.when they come knockin to ask you to turn it down propose a trade.Move the van,music stops.
Simples..

flutered · 03-02-2011 08:33PM

if its parked in a public place it requires the owners to tax it, talk nice to your local choclate soldier.

Butterfly7 · 03-02-2011 08:35PM

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Put it on t'internet; 'Free to the first person that can tow it'.

You've lost they keys, but they can have it for parts*

*not really, this post does not advocate crime. I retract it all.

ha ha! That's a great idea! Mite try that one!

Tubsandtiles · 03-02-2011 08:35PM

Ring the army bomb disposal unit

mikemac · 03-02-2011 08:37PM

The wind is howling out there

You know the licence plates might blow off tonight.
Best you then call the council tomorrow

Butterfly7 · 03-02-2011 08:38PM

flutered wrote: »

if its parked in a public place it requires the owners to tax it, talk nice to your local choclate soldier.

Yea tax is out so was thinking that alright!

Butterfly7 · 03-02-2011 08:42PM

destinybabe wrote: »

If they've left it outside that long they could decide to just continue leaving it there which is obviously worrying to you..just say you have friends/relatives coming and want to let them park at your house ask if they need a hand pushing it over................ or alternatively you could get others to park outside theirs see if they realise they're taking up space you need so your family/friends have to resort to abandoning their vechicles outside the neighbours as a result.

Do they not care or just not realise it's bothering you?

They know it's a pain which is y they've abandoned it outside my house instead of their own! Tbh I do hav visitors coming in a couple of weeks which is y I need this resolved. Maybe I'll just tell them that.

Cuddlesworth · 03-02-2011 08:43PM

Butterfly7 wrote: »

I'd b here all nite wit all the stories but mainly they're v noisy. Wen they're at home they're killing eachother, or the kids. When they leave the house, their alarm goes off til they get back... Sometimes for the whole wknd!

My neighbours used to do that. Its stopped soon after I got a ladder and pair of wire snips. They called the garda station and reported me for criminal damage, but they didn't seem that interested in investigating considering the amount of phone calls they had received about the alarm.

questionmark? · 03-02-2011 08:46PM

Seduce it with a rose bought off a suspicious looking woman outside a nightclub, some linden village and tesco value chocolate and have loads of little tranies together

/:obored.com

Butterfly7 · 03-02-2011 08:52PM

Thanx cuddlesworth. Yea the guards hav had plenty of calls about this one! Does that really work cos I'd defo try it!

Butterfly7 · 03-02-2011 09:00PM

Ugh batts about to go:( will check back later for ur suggestions & let u know how I get on. Thanx evry1 :-)

TheZohanS · 03-02-2011 09:03PM

Butterfly7 wrote: »

Ugh batts about to go:( will check back later for ur suggestions & let u know how I get on. Thanx evry1 :-)

Lke omg tn she yer bn n bn yer. Omg.

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