Weirdest thing you've found in a rented room

TPD · 01-02-2011 03:27PM

After renting out a flat in London for a year before selling it, my Da found a note under a shelf in a cupboard reading something along the lines of:

"Spent the year in this flat taking drugs and making music. Good times!"

Had a chuckle

Dyr · 01-02-2011 03:28PM

Onkle wrote: »

I found a David Essex LP in the Wardrobe of a rented house I lived in.

Dirty bastards

kiddums · 01-02-2011 03:59PM

Some used and bloody razor blades in the cupboard in the ensuite. The old style thin ones. Nearly fookin cut myself on them 2.

Oh and a foriegn phone number on the wall beside the toilet.:eek:
I've seen that in pubs, clubs, schools, public toilets but never a house.

Dudess · 01-02-2011 04:29PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

dozens of..........used tampons all over the floor of her en-suite.

:eek:

Minging bitch. That's actually considered hazardous waste...

There was also mysterious goo in one of her drawers.

Azureus · 01-02-2011 07:41PM

My aunt used to rent out a holiday home in Clare. Found a used condom in the inside of the piano there once. That was naaaasty.

loopyloulilly · 01-02-2011 07:52PM

Sex game on the top shelf of the wardrobe. Also beside it a whip and blindfold.

solerina · 01-02-2011 08:19PM

Hersheys wrote: »

I recently moved into a new house and when I was putting my clothes into the drawer, I stumbled upon what appears to be an attempt at sexy underwear. Kinda a silky bra/crotchless swimsuit dealie - very uncomfortable looking.

I've a bit of a dilema now though AH - I know the girl who moved out; should I give it back to her or just leave it in the bin?

It sounds like you have found spanx, which are no ones idea of sexy underwear, they are purely functional for sucking in the wobbly bits under tight clothes (the crotchless part is pourely functional apparently as they are supposed to be impossible to get into/out of for going to the toilet).....If that is what they are, she would probebly be delighted to get them back because they are expensive....( there are many discussions about them at work !!) :rolleyes:

Sofiztikated · 01-02-2011 08:25PM

Does a hotel room count?

If so.

Cocaine in the Bible.
A prosthetic leg.
Vibrators of various shapes and sizes.
Dildos of various shapes and sizes.
Porn of various shapes and sizes.
A glass eye.

Not all from the same room. Although that would have been some party.

Hersheys · 01-02-2011 08:27PM

solerina wrote: »

It sounds like you have found spanx, which are no ones idea of sexy underwear, they are purely functional for sucking in the wobbly bits under tight clothes (the crotchless part is pourely functional apparently as they are supposed to be impossible to get into/out of for going to the toilet).....If that is what they are, she would probebly be delighted to get them back because they are expensive....( there are many discussions about them at work !!) :rolleyes:

Nope, not spanx - it's definitly lingerie.

Alter-Ego · 01-02-2011 08:43PM

Big 'ol blood stain on the mattress. Switched it with my flatmates before he moved in.

Also, a tanning glove.

McChubbin · 01-02-2011 08:52PM

Never rented anywhere yet but these stories are really making me fear the unknown.

Big Nasty · 01-02-2011 09:02PM

Never found anything but did leave something:

Was at a party one night and one of the lads had a, damn I can't remember what it's called - one of those things you wear while cooking to protect your clothes. Anyhow, it was a 'joke' one and had a 'flute' hanging out of it. Thought it was dead funny at the time (full of drink) and took it home with me for some strange reason. Naturally I had no use for it and it got fecked in a corner somewhere in the apartment I was renting.

Que a year later when I moved out as I had bought my own place and tidied up best I could. The woman who owned the apartment arrived in to my workplace a week later (was just across the road from the apartment I was renting) with said 'flute' bib thingy in hand! :eek::eek::eek:

Laura_lolly87 · 01-02-2011 09:11PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Never found anything but did leave something:

Was at a party one night and one of the lads had a, damn I can't remember what it's called - one of those things you wear while cooking to protect your clothes. Anyhow, it was a 'joke' one and had a 'flute' hanging out of it. Thought it was dead funny at the time (full of drink) and took it home with me for some strange reason. Naturally I had no use for it and it got fecked in a corner somewhere in the apartment I was renting.

Que a year later when I moved out as I had bought my own place and tidied up best I could. The woman who owned the apartment arrived in to my workplace a week later (was just across the road from the apartment I was renting) with said 'flute' bib thingy in hand! :eek::eek::eek:

An apron?

Fukuyama · 01-02-2011 09:15PM

irish-stew wrote: »

A used pregnancy test kit.

what did it say?

Big Nasty · 01-02-2011 09:20PM

Laura_lolly87 wrote: »

An apron?

That's the one - just couldn't think of the word for some strange reason!

kylith · 01-02-2011 09:44PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Have you no sense of smell?

They'd obviously been there for years, they were all dried up.

I feel sick just thinking about it.

bonzer79 · 01-02-2011 09:44PM

Not really a find but when a house mate moved out we had to clean his room before the next girl moved in under the bed in or around a dozen pairs of manky socks! Surprised they didn't walk out by themselves, the stink was so bad we said we would paint the room to freshen it up only then when we looked at the wall beside the bed and all along the wall/bed level was caked in SNOTS :eek:
Also found some porno mags in a press in the bathroom in that house!

Kerikosan · 01-02-2011 09:49PM

1.loads of used condoms found behind the bed, Why do ppl do this???
2.A printer, It worked

3.A full drawer of womens clothes
4.A box full of cotton buds 1000's of them

5. you wouldnt believe but a pair of ****ty underpants in the bathroom hot press, dried up and caked. ****ing Nasty!

Naikon · 02-02-2011 12:37AM

A bible.

Dudess · 02-02-2011 12:40AM

Jesus, some rotten dirtbags out there... :mad:

MaybeLogic · 02-02-2011 12:41AM

Found one of these in my new place...http://www.goodmans.net/item_images/hi-hv250r_FULL.jpg

I'm told it's a back massager, but I've only ever seen them as a prop in porn movies.

It works great.

Buceph · 02-02-2011 12:43AM

Dudess wrote: »

Jesus, some rotten dirtbags out there... :mad:

The correct nomenclature is "Priest."

_Godot_ · 02-02-2011 01:26AM

At least none of you had to deal with this:

http://www.wyseguys.com/blog/articles/****ty_roommate_1.aspx

stateofflux · 02-02-2011 01:51AM

titsmahgee wrote: »

- a tiny tiny pic of one boob(just one) cut out of newspaper and stuck on inside of wardrobe door

those damn mono-boob enthusiasts again....bunch of freaks! :pac:

Metallergy · 02-02-2011 01:54AM

how about weirdest thing you've looked for in a rented room eh, eh..

charmer · 02-02-2011 01:59AM

_Godot_ wrote: »

At least none of you had to deal with this:

http://www.wyseguys.com/blog/articles/****ty_roommate_1.aspx

Swear filter makes it a bad link

Here you go: http://bit.ly/hN039

Bodacious · 02-02-2011 02:05AM

a red dildo and half bottle of lube!!

i threw her out and she owes me money if i had address id have posted it to her ugly ass!!

destinybabe · 02-02-2011 02:20AM

Hersheys wrote: »

I recently moved into a new house and when I was putting my clothes into the drawer, I stumbled upon what appears to be an attempt at sexy underwear. Kinda a silky bra/crotchless swimsuit dealie - very uncomfortable looking.

I've a bit of a dilema now though AH - I know the girl who moved out; should I give it back to her or just leave it in the bin?

Perhaps she left it specially for you,thought they'd make her look sexy afterall if she knows you & knew you were the one moving in why else would she leave them there

...any sane girl would dump manky underwear like that or take it with her if she did have any commonsense....If it wasn't for the possibility that she may actually like it binning them would be doing her (and yourself) a favour!

Marvinthefish · 06-02-2011 07:51PM

albeit wrote: »

Marvinthefish, what is that stain on the frame?

Oh there was a used condom on the frame...

:pac:

ordinary_girl · 07-02-2011 12:07AM

It's very unexciting, and probably very typical, but I found an empty bottle of whiskey under the bed. The bastard didn't even leave any as a 'welcome' for the new tenants

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