Weirdest thing you've found in a rented room

Hersheys

I recently moved into a new house and when I was putting my clothes into the drawer, I stumbled upon what appears to be an attempt at sexy underwear. Kinda a silky bra/crotchless swimsuit dealie - very uncomfortable looking.

I've a bit of a dilema now though AH - I know the girl who moved out; should I give it back to her or just leave it in the bin?

minidazzler

It all depends, is she goodlooking?

LighterGuy

Dont let her know you found it. It would be awkward. however, there is a possibility she might ask for it back (She mightnt be embarressed to ask)

So you can either:
A, throw it out. And if she ever asks you never saw anything.
B, hold onto it for a while IF she asks for it back (which is ... creepy but decent) if she doesnt ask for it back within a moth throw it out.

omen80

A poo in the ensuite toilet - seriously!

easyeason3

Hold the sexy clothes to ransom.
Let her know that you know that she left them there.
Only give them up when she rides you like a horse to get them back.
If that fails post pics on AH of the clothes & the owner :cool:

Hersheys

When I say I know her, she's a friend of a friend. I wouldn't see her regularly.

I'll keep it until I empty my bin - after that it's going out.

If it wasn't red I'd keep it.

Gary ITR

I found a David Essex LP in the Wardrobe of a rented house I lived in.

MistyCheese

Preparation H.

I have no further comment.

AnonoBoy

Homemade porn pictures featuring overweight pasty middle-aged people.
A Nazi commander's cap.
WWI medals and papers.

All in the shed out the back of a friend's house in college.

What sort of f*cked up people lived there before us?

Schism

Spiderman outfit.

AnonoBoy

Schism wrote: »

Spiderman outfit.

Crotchless Spiderman outfit?

kylith

About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.

El Horseboxo

An armadillo in the closet in one of the bedrooms. Wasn't a rented place though.

Johro

kylith wrote: »

About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.

Oh too much freakin information...

Hersheys

Originally Posted by kylith
About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.

What kind of creature puts them behind a bed?

Unless it was a few rounds of fling-the-used-johnny-against-the-wall-and-make-it-stick game gone wrong.

Marvinthefish

This picture of a tiger! I think he's cool. I've kept him.

Mint Sauce

A used pregnancy test kit.

starbelgrade

Bertie Ahern in a cupboard.

Acoshla

Not in my room but found a used condom hanging from a tree outside our back door in a rented house one summer, how did it get in the tree? Why?

Debthree

Spadina wrote: »

Not in my room but found a used condom hanging from a tree outside our back door in a rented house one summer, how did it get in the tree? Why?

Having sex up a tree even with a condom on is still unsafe sex.........


...... yeah whatever, it sounded funny in my head.

Super-Rush

News paper cut outs about John Gotti and Lee Harvey Oswald. Seriously.

minidazzler

irish-stew wrote: »

A used pregnancy test kit.

Well.....was she boxed?

Rhyme

Blood.

Not a great day overall.

toodleytoo

minidazzler wrote: »

Well.....was she boxed?

dying to know!

TheZohanS

Hersheys wrote: »

When I say I know her, she's a friend of a friend. I wouldn't see her regularly.

I'll keep it until I empty my bin - after that it's going out.

If it wasn't red I'd keep it.

There's no guarantee they're hers...

gigino

Spadina wrote: »

Not in my room but found a used condom hanging from a tree outside our back door in a rented house one summer, how did it get in the tree? Why?

monkeys recycling?

Goldenegg

A dildo

Jibbs

Goldenegg wrote: »

A dildo

RANDY PERSON A: "Yeah, go on, get the dildo"
RANDY PERSON B: "Yeah, deadly!"
RANDY PERSON A: "Were d'ya leave it?"
RANDY PERSON B: "Ermm....Oh! I think I left it in the...oh shi.."

There is an alternate version of the above scenario, but it's an inner dialogue.

Goldenegg

Well they must have been very very randy because let's just say, it wasn't clean... :-(

Shivers.....

Son Of A Vidic

kylith wrote: »

About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.

Have you no sense of smell?

Sardonicat

Marvinthefish wrote: »

This picture of a tiger! I think he's cool. I've kept him.

There's a reason it was left behind.

I found a pair of handcuffs attached to the bed. Proper ones as well, not Ann Summers fluffy cuffs (not that i know that nuch about them of course, cough)

Pompey Magnus

Found a condom still in its wrapper in the wardrobe of one place I moved into, it was hiding under a packet of tissues that the girl living there beforehand didn't bother taking with her.

Kleenex and a condom, it was like a small discount off my deposit, result!

Debthree

kylith wrote: »

About 20 used condoms behind the bed..

If you fell backwards out of the bed you could've gotten pregnant.

wmpdd3

Massive red/brown stain on a mattress. About 3 ft in diameter.

KungPao

An Eircom wireless modem.

Freaky!

Black Swan

The Book

Dayo93

kylith wrote: »

About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.

HOLY JESUS THAT IS SICK :eek:

Sticky_Fingers

A girl who was renting a room in the house I was in moved out and left unwashed puked on sheets in a cardboard box. Stuck to the side of the box was a used sanitary pad that resembled a squished strawberry pop tart. Classy bird

Doc

I was working for a guy who was redeveloping a site that had a house on it. Part of my job was to make accurate survey drawings of the house.

An old woman had lived there (and I think died there too) previous to the guy owning it and all the decorations fixtures and fittings in the house appeared to be from the 50’s a lot of her stuff was still in the house.

Anyway I was taking measurements of all the rooms of this big rundown place when I came to a bedroom on the first floor. I walked into the room at it had literally hundreds of religious statues in it. These varied in size from a 5 foot statue of the virgin Mary to two inches ones of random saints and they were all over the room. There was no bed just all these statues. The room had tattered curtness over the windows and the lights didn’t work so it was quite dark.

That place freaked me the hell out.

Mint Sauce

irish-stew wrote: »

A used pregnancy test kit.

minidazzler wrote: »

Well.....was she boxed?

toodleytoo wrote: »

dying to know!

No, it was unboxed, under the bed.

alexa5x5

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

A girl who was renting a room in the house I was in moved out and left unwashed puked on sheets in a cardboard box. Stuck to the side of the box was a used sanitary pad that resembled a squished strawberry pop tart. Classy bird

:eek::eek: This is why Im glad Ive never rented or had anyone rent a rent a room from me..... SICK! :eek:

King of Kings

my old flatmates naked photos of himself - between the matress and the base of the bed. He'd moved out and I took the bigger room.


Also a new house I moved into had some **** caked jocks in the wardrobe, not hidden just there as a welcoming present,

Duggy747

Found 3 CD-R discs hidden in the back of my cupboard in a tiny flat I stayed in.

Put them in the laptop to see what was on them and was subjected the finest of grainy 80's amatuer Russian porn. Complete with big hair, awful fashion and carpets used as wallpaper in someone's front room.

Rebel021

Duggy747 wrote: »

Found 3 CD-R discs hidden in the back of my cupboard in a tiny flat I stayed in.

Put them in the laptop to see what was on them and was subjected the finest of grainy 80's amatuer Russian porn. Complete with big hair, awful fashion and carpets used as wallpaper in someone's front room.

Let the fapping begin:D;):D

Dr. Baltar

No joke:


A USSR flag covered my desk, the two lightbulbs in the room were red and in the drawer at the end of the bed was a USSR soldiers hat. Still have all of them.

flyton5

I found an acoustic guitar in good condition in a place i used to live in Sydney...it's probably still there.

BizzyC

Not quite the same, but found a CD of weird ET porn in an Xbox I bought off some guy on adverts....

Ended up smashing the thing in case someone found it in the bin and thought it was mine...

titsmahgee

in my last house all of the following:
- Preparation H
- Jedward Mask
- A Life size dolls head with hair chopped off and face bashed
- a tiny tiny pic of one boob(just one) cut out of newspaper and stuck on inside of wardrobe door

phill106

BizzyC wrote: »

Not quite the same, but found a CD of weird ET porn in an Xbox I bought off some guy on adverts....

Ended up smashing the thing in case someone found it in the bin and thought it was mine...

What is ET Porn? Porn of the little brown fella with the glowing finger?
Nasty


Rule 34....

IvyTheTerrible

A statuette of two really fat black people having sex doggy style. Just left there on the mantlepiece.

orourkeda

Hersheys wrote: »

I recently moved into a new house and when I was putting my clothes into the drawer, I stumbled upon what appears to be an attempt at sexy underwear. Kinda a silky bra/crotchless swimsuit dealie - very uncomfortable looking.

I've a bit of a dilema now though AH - I know the girl who moved out; should I give it back to her or just leave it in the bin?

Knickers off. The way it should be.