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Last night a DJ raped my wife....

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  • #152
    drkpower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,474 ✭✭✭drkpower


    Friend of mine thought for years that Johnny Logan's Eurovision hit was called 'Hold me Down'....

    'Hold me down, Don't cry, don't say a word , just hold me down'....

    Personally i prefer this version.


  • #153
    thebostoncrab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,492 ✭✭✭thebostoncrab


    Another one from 'Freed From Desire'. Until very recently I thought the lyric went:

    "People just want more and more, free German love."


  • #154
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Dont Go Breakin' My Heart by Elton John and Kinky Gee.


  • #155
    cucbuc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭cucbuc


    "Brimful of Asha" always sounded to me like:

    "Graham put a rasher on the 45."


    one version makes just as much sense as the other...


  • #156
    réaltóg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭réaltóg


    Sing us a song yellow piano man.... I swear I'm not racist :o


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  • #157
    marty1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 788 ✭✭✭marty1985


    Today I heard the song Gett Off by Prince and was reminded of this thread.

    It's a typically sexy song from the wee man, and the real lyrics go:

    I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
    She said you told her a fantasy that got her all wet (wet)
    Something bout a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside
    What she told me then got me so hot I knew we could slide


    Oh, the images it conjures up, my stars!

    But especially after you hear it once and think he says:

    I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours named Vanessa Feltz. Feltz.


  • #158
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Beyonce's "kinda ****in ian paisly right now" came to mind,

    also

    "She's an easy lover. she licks my hole but you can eat it" - Phil collins easy lover

    "keep warm, by the bus stop yo. dont stop till you get it up" michael jackson


  • #159
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    TUTS MAH BARREH!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8


  • #160
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    jimthemental wrote: »

    She moves on mysterious days - U2

    I though that was "shampoo the mysterious whale"


  • #161
    DoesNotCompute
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭DoesNotCompute


    sensibleken wrote: »
    "keep warm, by the bus stop yo. dont stop till you get it up" michael jackson

    One of my personal favourites. :D


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  • #162
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    shane1992 wrote: »
    Bruce Springsteen-blinded by the light

    I thought it was "Another boner in the night"

    Actually it is "Another runner in the night"

    Manfred Mann thought the line "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce" was

    "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche"

    And recorded it thusly.


  • #163
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    I always had a hard time with iron maiden lyrics

    Can i play with madness became " can i rape this matress, the perfect steed and his christmas balls'

    fear of the dark became "hair of the dog"

    I did also over hear one guy singing boys are back in town as 'frozen back in time'


  • #164
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    A year has passed since I broke my nose...*

    *A year has passed since I wrote my note / The Police - Message in a bottle


  • #165
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Einstein wrote: »
    A year has passed since I broke my nose...*

    *A year has passed since I wrote my note / The Police - Message in a bottle

    Dont you mean 'Massage in a brothel'


  • #166
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    sensibleken wrote: »
    Dont you mean 'Massage in a brothel'
    To be fair I do indeed get those two classic tunes mixed up from time to time :P


  • #167
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Well I can't forget the ceiling or your face as you were leaving....

    don't know why I always get that one wrong.


  • #168
    hrcbob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 273 ✭✭hrcbob


    snyper wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs



    Answers on a postcard please....

    "FARMER! Booting down the lane in his tractor!! Knocked the moo moo down!!"
    :P


  • #169
    Fittle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle


    Rhinestone Cowboy song....'And offers comin' over the phone...'

    Brother of mine used to sing...'And old folks comin' over the phone...':D


  • #170
    Dolph Starbeam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,536 ✭✭✭Dolph Starbeam


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKll4C40TEU



    Instead of memoria i always thought he was saying "ann-marie ah", i decided to look into it today after i heard the song earlier :pac:


  • #171
    Dick Burns
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Dick Burns


    rihannas song - only girl in the world

    "your gonna make me feel like im the only girl on the pill":)


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  • #172
    whatlliwear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭whatlliwear


    Smashing Pumpkins : "Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cage"


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