Last night a DJ raped my wife....

UglyBolloxFace

What other songs do you inadvertently get the lyrics mixed up of? (<--- grammar fail...not sure how to phrase that).

seafood dunleavy

fair play to the dj

Lumen

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Of which other songs do you accidentally the whole lyric

The girl with colitis goes by.

(Beatles)

fonecrusher1

When did this happen?

darkman2

Was it Adrian Kennedy?

AgileMyth

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

When did this happen?

Last night?

MagicMarker

Enter Sand, Man.

Jeez! Did I have egg on my face that day!!

hondasam

where were you ?

A schoolfriend of mine thought the lyrics to that famous Bob Marley song were....

"We're German.........German.............and I hope you like Germans too..........................................We're German We're German We're German We're German"

saintsaltynuts

Itchy Fanny how we dont talk anymore.

Sea Sharp

The lovely horse song

I though "Where are you going with your fetlocks" was:

"Where are you going with your dreadlocks blowing in the wind"

UglyBolloxFace

Lumen wrote: »

The girl with colitis goes by.

(Beatles)

+1 ...I only found out last year that it's kaleidoscope eyes.

jimbob86

ders that take that song...........
whatever i said,whatever i did i didnt mean it.................i wanna wash ur back with suds.............wash ur back...wash ur back...wash ur back with suds!

and amy winehouse y dont u cum all over valerie!!

AckwelFoley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs

Answers on a postcard please....

fonecrusher1

AgileMyth wrote: »

Last night?

And who was it?

biko

"I love Cecile"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

Arnold Layne

You can rip my hole again _ Atomic Kitten

mud

Always sang it as:

Giraffe in the jungle, in the jungle,in the jungle in the in the jungle.

And: I see you baby; chicken and egg, chicken and egg (shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)

DualFrontDiscs

Tonight I Sellotape my glove to you.

Adam

i'm a dancing toaster, turn my world around...

dilallio

I used to think that Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton's song "Islands in the Stream" was a song about Ireland's Industry

davrho

If you tolerate this then your children will lay eggs-Manic Street Preachers.

Tell your wife how you won medals with Ned Flanders- Irish trad.

Boxoffrogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jw7u4f-Ujg

Always thought the opening line to this song was 'It's easy when you know how to get along with a big fat cow'

UglyBolloxFace

diddledum wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jw7u4f-Ujg

Always thought the opening line to this song was 'It's easy when you know how to get along with a big fat cow'

Haha that is brilliant - I've listened to it a few times now and it still sounds like "big fat cow".

Raffo69

There's a song that I can never get it right. Its from some man called Wez or Wes & the 1st line sounds like, "tall man in tallaght"

Sam Vimes

A friend of mine thought the Shania Twain line was "I can't believe you kiss your cock good night", not "I can't believe you kiss your car good night"

Tzetze

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix

qz

Jason Derulo Ridin' Solo:

"I'm putting on my shades to cover up my eyes
I'm jumping in m ride I'm heading out tonight,
Han Solo, Han Solo, Han Solo, Han Solo."

You'll never listen to it the same again.

mike65

Tzetze wrote: »

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix

---

"Meearsarealight!"

AfterDusk

Every feckin person I know sings "I got two, two, two" instead of "Agadoo-doo-doo"


:rolleyes:

h57xiucj2z946q

I used a rubber, I used a rubber once
A long, long time ago
I used a rubber, I used a rubber once
A long long time ago
It's gone , all my rubbers is gone
It's gone , all my rubbers is gone

- Saw Doctors

bennyx_o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFlNo1NjAEQ

Used to be convinced it was "It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll"

dixiefly

Giant spurts are what you get
W*nking on the moon
I hope my **** dont break
W*nking on the moon

we'llallhavetea_old

Raffo69 wrote: »

There's a song that I can never get it right. Its from some man called Wez or Wes & the 1st line sounds like, "tall man in tallaght"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCevP9DJtIY

danniemcq

Like a fart that you light
Baby you're a firework

Katy Perry Firework always confused me! till i seen the lyrics

darragh16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=purRGzwgq2I

My love has got no money He's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no power He's got his strong beliefs

Never really understood these lines

admiralofthefleet

that bastard galway girl song:mad::mad::mad:

'her eyes were black and her tits were blue'

davrho

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

that bastard galway girl song:mad::mad::mad:

'her eyes were black and her tits were blue'

One of my mates sings this to one the verses

When I woke up I was all alone
Gone was my wallet and my mobile phone
And I ask you friend, what would you do?
If her hair was black and her eyes were blue

tman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Hnc2IT-N4

1:53
"Well you told me you wanted to eat up my sandwich"
Something something something "gnawed away"

In my defence it sounds a lot more like that on the studio version!!! :P

MistyCheese

Oh I don't need a pair of shoes, baby if I got you
Baby if I got you I don't need a pair of shoes...

Also, the song "Mr. Loverman" by Shabba Ranks as most people know includes the lyrics "Mr. Loverman (Shabba)" repeated a couple of times. I honestly used to think the girls were singing "If you love a man (shag 'im)"

Panthro

darragh16 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=purRGzwgq2I

My love has got no money He's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no power He's got his strong beliefs

I always thought the lyrics were "he's got his trampoline!":o

Mr Benevolent

Poker Face is the ultimate song for lyrics that are not as they sound...

baalthor

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

What other songs do you inadvertently get the lyrics mixed up of? (<--- grammar fail...not sure how to phrase that).

They're called "mondegreens"

More examples:

Kenny Rogers: "you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hundred children and a crop in the field"

As a kid I thought the first part of the chorus of Day Dream Believer was:"Yithzak Rabin, you know how it's been .."

And finally, in the Peter Gabriel song it's "Jeux sans frontiers" not "She's so wonderful" !

Metallergy

tonight.. St john o god.. is a DJ.

Metallergy

hey twerp.. hey twat

stuporstar DJ..

there ye go

NeedaNewName

Once heard a tune years ago and went into the local cool DJ record store (That I bought all my 12 inches from) to aquire it.

Asked for "Be a Swan" and was greeted by blank looks. Sadly hummed the beat and described the song, which was met by laughter as they instantly knew the tune I was after.

Still a great tune though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plut8NxcPuY

Sasha was never the same after she dumped him

Jambo221

I once heard someone talking about a song that someone wrote about Wayne Rooney. This is what they were talking about..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28

seafood dunleavy

"I had my first real sex dream" - summer of 69.still dont know what he actually says.

DoesNotCompute

jimbob86 wrote: »

amy winehouse y dont u cum all over valerie!!

ROFLMAO, legend!

DoesNotCompute

seafood dunleavy wrote: »

"I had my first real sex dream" - summer of 69.still dont know what he actually says.

I got my first real six string?

Metallergy

I


Can feel the earth begin to move

can feel his needle hit the groove

and spoiral through another gay

i hear my man begin to say

kiss me where the sun don't shine

the vodka's is yours but the gin is mine

you're all out of lime


I


don't feel too steady on your meat

I feel hollowed i feel weak

passion fruits unholy bed

fill my guts and give me head

through the early morning cum

I can see him here he comes

he bangs the bums


have you seen him have u heard

the way he's gay there is no bird

to describe the way he feels

how could it ever come to pass

he'll take his tool out of my ass

and describe the way it feels


the way it feels!