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Weirdest thing you've found in a rented room

  • 31-01-2011 11:52PM
    #1
    Hersheys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭


    I recently moved into a new house and when I was putting my clothes into the drawer, I stumbled upon what appears to be an attempt at sexy underwear. Kinda a silky bra/crotchless swimsuit dealie - very uncomfortable looking.

    I've a bit of a dilema now though AH - I know the girl who moved out; should I give it back to her or just leave it in the bin?


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  • #2
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    It all depends, is she goodlooking?


  • #3
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Dont let her know you found it. It would be awkward. however, there is a possibility she might ask for it back (She mightnt be embarressed to ask)

    So you can either:
    A, throw it out. And if she ever asks you never saw anything.
    B, hold onto it for a while IF she asks for it back (which is ... creepy but decent) if she doesnt ask for it back within a moth throw it out.


  • #4
    omen80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 639 ✭✭✭omen80


    A poo in the ensuite toilet - seriously!


  • #5
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Hold the sexy clothes to ransom.
    Let her know that you know that she left them there.
    Only give them up when she rides you like a horse to get them back.
    If that fails post pics on AH of the clothes & the owner :cool:


  • #6
    Hersheys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Hersheys


    When I say I know her, she's a friend of a friend. I wouldn't see her regularly.

    I'll keep it until I empty my bin - after that it's going out.

    If it wasn't red I'd keep it.


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  • #7
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    I found a David Essex LP in the Wardrobe of a rented house I lived in.


  • #8
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Preparation H.

    I have no further comment.


  • #9
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Homemade porn pictures featuring overweight pasty middle-aged people.
    A Nazi commander's cap.
    WWI medals and papers.

    All in the shed out the back of a friend's house in college.

    What sort of f*cked up people lived there before us?


  • #10
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Spiderman outfit.


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Schism wrote: »
    Spiderman outfit.

    Crotchless Spiderman outfit?


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  • #12
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.


  • #13
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,354 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    An armadillo in the closet in one of the bedrooms. Wasn't a rented place though.


  • #14
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    kylith wrote: »
    About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.
    Oh too much freakin information...


  • #15
    Hersheys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Hersheys


    Originally Posted by kylith
    About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.

    What kind of creature puts them behind a bed?

    Unless it was a few rounds of fling-the-used-johnny-against-the-wall-and-make-it-stick game gone wrong.


  • #16
    Marvinthefish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭Marvinthefish


    This picture of a tiger! I think he's cool. I've kept him.


  • #17
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    A used pregnancy test kit.


  • #18
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Bertie Ahern in a cupboard.


  • #19
    Acoshla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Acoshla


    Not in my room but found a used condom hanging from a tree outside our back door in a rented house one summer, how did it get in the tree? Why? :confused:


  • #20
    Debthree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Debthree


    Spadina wrote: »
    Not in my room but found a used condom hanging from a tree outside our back door in a rented house one summer, how did it get in the tree? Why? :confused:

    Having sex up a tree even with a condom on is still unsafe sex.........


    ...... yeah whatever, it sounded funny in my head.


  • #21
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    News paper cut outs about John Gotti and Lee Harvey Oswald. Seriously.


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  • #22
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    irish-stew wrote: »
    A used pregnancy test kit.

    Well.....was she boxed?


  • #23
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Blood.

    Not a great day overall.


  • #24
    toodleytoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 477 ✭✭toodleytoo


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Well.....was she boxed?

    dying to know!


  • #25
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Hersheys wrote: »
    When I say I know her, she's a friend of a friend. I wouldn't see her regularly.

    I'll keep it until I empty my bin - after that it's going out.

    If it wasn't red I'd keep it.


    There's no guarantee they're hers...


  • #26
    gigino
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    Spadina wrote: »
    Not in my room but found a used condom hanging from a tree outside our back door in a rented house one summer, how did it get in the tree? Why? :confused:
    monkeys recycling?


  • #27
    Goldenegg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Goldenegg


    A dildo


  • #28
    Jibbs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭Jibbs


    Goldenegg wrote: »
    A dildo

    RANDY PERSON A: "Yeah, go on, get the dildo"
    RANDY PERSON B: "Yeah, deadly!"
    RANDY PERSON A: "Were d'ya leave it?"
    RANDY PERSON B: "Ermm....Oh! I think I left it in the...oh shi.."

    There is an alternate version of the above scenario, but it's an inner dialogue.


  • #29
    Goldenegg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Goldenegg


    Well they must have been very very randy because let's just say, it wasn't clean... :-(

    Shivers.....


  • #30
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    kylith wrote: »
    About 20 used condoms behind the bed. Cleaning them up was manky, especially since I had to live with the fact that I hadn't known they were there for over a month.

    Have you no sense of smell?


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  • #31
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,477 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Marvinthefish wrote: »
    This picture of a tiger! I think he's cool. I've kept him.

    There's a reason it was left behind.

    I found a pair of handcuffs attached to the bed. Proper ones as well, not Ann Summers fluffy cuffs (not that i know that nuch about them of course, cough)


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