A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

galwayrush · 29-01-2011 09:15PM #1

Not sure if this was done already..
A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

AnonoBoy · 29-01-2011 09:19PM

There better be a link for this.

An epic link.

An epic link of epic proportions.

squod · 29-01-2011 09:21PM

P Wilson Turks Diddy jnr will still get bullied at school.

Voodu Child · 29-01-2011 09:22PM

She's 31 and has a 23 year old son ?

freyners · 29-01-2011 09:23PM

literally the first one i looked at
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/california-woman-sues-p-diddy-1-trillion-01-28-2011

Remmy · 29-01-2011 09:25PM

Nice one.P diddy is a bit of a douche anyway.I dont know why he just has a punchable face..

Joneser · 29-01-2011 09:25PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

There better be a link for this.

An epic link.

An epic link of epic proportions.

Here ya go: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/music/la_woman_sues_music_mogul_diddy_4HP4jHKllMDV7jCp7CgJKO

smk89 · 29-01-2011 09:27PM

One trillion dollars

MGMTea · 29-01-2011 09:27PM

One TRILLION DOLLLAR mleh mleh mleh...

Riddle101 · 29-01-2011 09:28PM

I guess George Bush can rest now, knowing that P Diddy, or Diddy as he's called now is the subject of a 9/11 conspiracy

But of course the woman is obviously mentally handicapped to have come up with the excuse she gave. Probely just someone just looking for fame or something. But in the most bizarre way

mikom · 29-01-2011 09:29PM

galwayrush wrote: »

A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

Cool, he'll be as broke as the population of Ireland.

Finally lyrics come true......... "I wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy"

AnonoBoy · 29-01-2011 09:30PM

Jim Corr is paying her legal fees I heard.

Celly Smunt · 29-01-2011 09:38PM

he has my zillion dollar chip too

MrStuffins · 29-01-2011 09:41PM

You sure she didn't give her Poker Chip to Fidel Castro?

"Now give it back"

"Give what back?"

bonerm · 29-01-2011 09:42PM

Voodu Child wrote: »

She's 31 and has a 23 year old son ?

Technically it's the most plausible part of her story.

midlandsmissus · 29-01-2011 09:45PM

I read a really really bad story about P.Diddy on a whistleblower website once. A music industry exec posted up what he said was well known about P/Diddy in the industry, but that everyone was too afraid to do anything. A seperate music industry exec confirmed that he knew it aswell further down the thread, but was frightened that it was even getting out on that thread.

Obviously it can't be proven if it's true or not and I can't slander the man on here, maybe I can just say it's about his "preferences", but I have never looked at him the same way again.

I'd say alot of those high music peops have more power than sense, and have nobody to say no to them.

sollar · 29-01-2011 09:46PM

He should settle out of court for one trillion zimbabwean dollars or €2 in our currency.

MrStuffins · 29-01-2011 09:47PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I read a really really bad story about P.Diddy on a whistleblower website once. A music industry exec posted up what he said was well known about P/Diddy in the industry, but that everyone was too afraid to do anything. A seperate music industry exec confirmed that he knew it aswell further down the thread, but was frightened that it was even getting out on that thread.

Obviously it can't be proven if it's true or not and I can't slander the man on here, maybe I can just say it's about his "preferences", but I have never looked at him the same way again.

I'd say alot of those high music peops have more power than sense, and have nobody to say no to them.

Is it that he likes to party so hard with Rodney King that when they wake up the next morning they've found they've knocked down 2 massive buildings in New York?

Feeona · 29-01-2011 09:48PM

The saddest thing about this case is that people who HAVE had poker chips stolen from them won't be believed.

People like her should be locked up.

Phoenix Park · 29-01-2011 09:49PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

There better be a link for this.

An epic link.

An epic link of epic proportions.

Who needs a link?. I read the OP's post. I'm satisfied all is in order

dubtom · 29-01-2011 09:49PM

Voodu Child wrote: »

She's 31 and has a 23 year old son ?

You failed to insert the :eek:

Victor · 29-01-2011 09:49PM

galwayrush wrote: »

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

How about he just admits he doesn't have the chip and just gives her a cheque for 100 zillions of dollars?

Scuid Mhór · 29-01-2011 09:49PM

haha man that's pretty funny.

Cheap Thrills! · 29-01-2011 09:57PM

$100 billion in lost income, I'd love to know what her job is!!!

goose2005 · 29-01-2011 09:57PM

Wonder could it be the same person Cracked wrote about?
http://www.cracked.com/article_18792_the-7-most-unintentionally-creepy-places-internet_p2.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy5ytcl_zhk

The_Minister · 29-01-2011 11:08PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I read a really really bad story about P.Diddy on a whistleblower website once. A music industry exec posted up what he said was well known about P/Diddy in the industry, but that everyone was too afraid to do anything. A seperate music industry exec confirmed that he knew it aswell further down the thread, but was frightened that it was even getting out on that thread.

Obviously it can't be proven if it's true or not and I can't slander the man on here, maybe I can just say it's about his "preferences", but I have never looked at him the same way again.

I'd say alot of those high music peops have more power than sense, and have nobody to say no to them.

1. You've pretty much said it, 'cause being gay isn't a big deal anymore, and I doubt he screws horses.

2. Believing two anonymous whistleblowers on a website about that sort of stuff isn't normally a good idea. Because they are anonymous.

Metallergy · 29-01-2011 11:12PM

mikom wrote: »

Cool, he'll be as broke as the population of Ireland.

will he really though.. if you think of all the absolute goons who lapped that sh!t up. hence his early retirement.. not that it hindered sales

more like a slap on the wrist

EverEvolving · 29-01-2011 11:15PM

The_Minister wrote: »

1. You've pretty much said it, 'cause being gay isn't a big deal anymore, and I doubt he screws horses.

2. Believing two anonymous whistleblowers on a website about that sort of stuff isn't normally a good idea. Because they are anonymous.

Might not be gay, he could have a penchant for the underage population?

Anyway, if anything, he should be sued for crimes against music.

RachaelVO · 29-01-2011 11:21PM

Holy sh1t. Reading this thread has been the funniest thing ever... the tears in my eye and the pain in my side. That's just fecking pricesless.

She is clearly a total loo laa! A zillion dollar chip? really? What is that, and is a zillion an actual figure?

strokemyclover · 30-01-2011 12:01AM

People like that should not be given access to any legal system really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1KMOvcIEIY

ilovesleep · 30-01-2011 12:13AM

I wish i could sue p.diddy for that kind of money. I'd have the imf loan paid off for ireland in no time at all.

A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

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