A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

galwayrush

Not sure if this was done already..
A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

AnonoBoy

There better be a link for this.

An epic link.

An epic link of epic proportions.

squod

P Wilson Turks Diddy jnr will still get bullied at school.

Voodu Child

She's 31 and has a 23 year old son ?

freyners

literally the first one i looked at
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/california-woman-sues-p-diddy-1-trillion-01-28-2011

Remmy

Nice one.P diddy is a bit of a douche anyway.I dont know why he just has a punchable face..

Joneser

AnonoBoy wrote: »

There better be a link for this.

An epic link.

An epic link of epic proportions.

Here ya go: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/music/la_woman_sues_music_mogul_diddy_4HP4jHKllMDV7jCp7CgJKO

smk89

One trillion dollars

MGMTea

One TRILLION DOLLLAR mleh mleh mleh...

Riddle101

I guess George Bush can rest now, knowing that P Diddy, or Diddy as he's called now is the subject of a 9/11 conspiracy

But of course the woman is obviously mentally handicapped to have come up with the excuse she gave. Probely just someone just looking for fame or something. But in the most bizarre way

mikom

galwayrush wrote: »

A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

Cool, he'll be as broke as the population of Ireland.

Finally lyrics come true......... "I wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy"

AnonoBoy

Jim Corr is paying her legal fees I heard.

Celly Smunt

he has my zillion dollar chip too

MrStuffins

You sure she didn't give her Poker Chip to Fidel Castro?

"Now give it back"

"Give what back?"

bonerm

Voodu Child wrote: »

She's 31 and has a 23 year old son ?

Technically it's the most plausible part of her story.

midlandsmissus

I read a really really bad story about P.Diddy on a whistleblower website once. A music industry exec posted up what he said was well known about P/Diddy in the industry, but that everyone was too afraid to do anything. A seperate music industry exec confirmed that he knew it aswell further down the thread, but was frightened that it was even getting out on that thread.

Obviously it can't be proven if it's true or not and I can't slander the man on here, maybe I can just say it's about his "preferences", but I have never looked at him the same way again.

I'd say alot of those high music peops have more power than sense, and have nobody to say no to them.

sollar

He should settle out of court for one trillion zimbabwean dollars or €2 in our currency.

MrStuffins

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I read a really really bad story about P.Diddy on a whistleblower website once. A music industry exec posted up what he said was well known about P/Diddy in the industry, but that everyone was too afraid to do anything. A seperate music industry exec confirmed that he knew it aswell further down the thread, but was frightened that it was even getting out on that thread.

Obviously it can't be proven if it's true or not and I can't slander the man on here, maybe I can just say it's about his "preferences", but I have never looked at him the same way again.

I'd say alot of those high music peops have more power than sense, and have nobody to say no to them.

Is it that he likes to party so hard with Rodney King that when they wake up the next morning they've found they've knocked down 2 massive buildings in New York?

Feeona

The saddest thing about this case is that people who HAVE had poker chips stolen from them won't be believed.

People like her should be locked up.

Phoenix Park

AnonoBoy wrote: »

There better be a link for this.

An epic link.

An epic link of epic proportions.

Who needs a link?. I read the OP's post. I'm satisfied all is in order

dubtom

Voodu Child wrote: »

She's 31 and has a 23 year old son ?

You failed to insert the :eek:

Victor

galwayrush wrote: »

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

How about he just admits he doesn't have the chip and just gives her a cheque for 100 zillions of dollars?

Scuid Mhór

haha man that's pretty funny.

Cheap Thrills!

$100 billion in lost income, I'd love to know what her job is!!!

goose2005

Wonder could it be the same person Cracked wrote about?
http://www.cracked.com/article_18792_the-7-most-unintentionally-creepy-places-internet_p2.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy5ytcl_zhk

The_Minister

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I read a really really bad story about P.Diddy on a whistleblower website once. A music industry exec posted up what he said was well known about P/Diddy in the industry, but that everyone was too afraid to do anything. A seperate music industry exec confirmed that he knew it aswell further down the thread, but was frightened that it was even getting out on that thread.

Obviously it can't be proven if it's true or not and I can't slander the man on here, maybe I can just say it's about his "preferences", but I have never looked at him the same way again.

I'd say alot of those high music peops have more power than sense, and have nobody to say no to them.

1. You've pretty much said it, 'cause being gay isn't a big deal anymore, and I doubt he screws horses.

2. Believing two anonymous whistleblowers on a website about that sort of stuff isn't normally a good idea. Because they are anonymous.

Metallergy

mikom wrote: »

Cool, he'll be as broke as the population of Ireland.

will he really though.. if you think of all the absolute goons who lapped that sh!t up. hence his early retirement.. not that it hindered sales

more like a slap on the wrist

EverEvolving

The_Minister wrote: »

1. You've pretty much said it, 'cause being gay isn't a big deal anymore, and I doubt he screws horses.

2. Believing two anonymous whistleblowers on a website about that sort of stuff isn't normally a good idea. Because they are anonymous.

Might not be gay, he could have a penchant for the underage population?

Anyway, if anything, he should be sued for crimes against music.

RachaelVO

Holy sh1t. Reading this thread has been the funniest thing ever... the tears in my eye and the pain in my side. That's just fecking pricesless.

She is clearly a total loo laa! A zillion dollar chip? really? What is that, and is a zillion an actual figure?

strokemyclover

People like that should not be given access to any legal system really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1KMOvcIEIY

ilovesleep

I wish i could sue p.diddy for that kind of money. I'd have the imf loan paid off for ireland in no time at all.

orourkeda

Seeing as it's America she'll probably win.

ricero

http://www.nme.com/news/p-diddy/54739

funniest thing ive read in a long time

TimeToShine

LOL @ "$900 Billion in child support"

MOAR LOL @ " Poker chip worth a 100 zillion dollars"

iPlop

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

I see nothing wrong with this ,she's clearly of sound mind :pac:

flyton5

This has been done already.


http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056163523


IBTL

TeddyTedson

Lul, I love America!

ricero

flyton5 wrote: »

This has been done already.


http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056163523


IBTL

OMG

MrMatisse

QUICK! Call Jim Corr

Angron

$100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income.

What job does she have, and how can I get into that field?

biko

Threads merged.

the purple tin

So she's 31 and her son is 23
Diddy you filthy paedo!

Father Damo

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

$100 billion in lost income, I'd love to know what her job is!!!

I know yank kids love visiting McDonalds a bit too often, but 575 mil in backdated child support? If hes Diddys son I guess maybe he liked the Cristal Shakes and McCaviar Filet Fish there.

Jesus Wept

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

$100 billion in lost income, I'd love to know what her job is!!!

Probably something very mundane but she happens to be immortal.

CorkMan

/serious

What can he do? Obviously defamtion of character would be a possible lawsuit in return, but would he bother?

smokedeels

p diddy didn't do it, did he?

Kylo Ren

smokedeels wrote: »

p diddy didn't do it, did he?

I dunno, Diddy? Diddy really?































I'll get my coat...

smokedeels

Keno 92 wrote: »

I dunno, Diddy? Diddy really?

Do what.... do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do?

Le King

I could sue him for threatening me during his vote or die campaign that actually happened

RMD

The most plausible part of her story is her having a child at the age of 8 when Diddy would have been 18. Damn their Americans sure come up with some funny court cases.