Last night a DJ raped my wife....

El Weirdo · 29-01-2011 01:33PM

Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XniTypXFje4

A mate of mine thought it was, "Glen threw a rasher on the forty-five".

Dolph Starbeam · 29-01-2011 01:40PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFf7_IKa7k8

Always thought he was saying "Tony Jamaica", only found out about a year ago what the actual words were.

marcsignal · 29-01-2011 02:08PM

Wooah wooah wooah
we never use protection
when she get up on my erection
whether it's right or wrong

:pac:

Augmerson · 29-01-2011 02:40PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgpT5rEKIU

Used to think she was saying "Thank you Connolly, thank you De Valera, thank you Collins."

Slaanesh · 29-01-2011 02:52PM

The police - message in a bottle

A year has passed since I broke my knob.

For posterity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vLFF2P8fInI#t=62s

Jumpy · 29-01-2011 03:00PM

The line just after 1:50 - close your eyes without lip reading and you will hear.

Underneath your Balls.

Its the only line she buggers up, but I cant hear anything else any time she is on the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFdap8CM5EM

Conor Bourke · 29-01-2011 03:04PM

This love has taken Listowel on me...

(This Love- Maroon 5)

EverEvolving · 29-01-2011 03:17PM

Always got the song from Prince "Raspberry Beret" mixed up with Mad Merry go Round or something like that. Always wondered why the song made no sense

Augmerson · 29-01-2011 03:19PM

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

This love has taken Listowel on me...

(This Love- Maroon 5)

LULZ

don101 · 29-01-2011 05:00PM

Sharia dont like it
Lock the tackbar, Lock the taskbar!!

http://locktaskbar.ytmnd.com/

Fecky the Ninth · 29-01-2011 05:01PM

Right about now, the fúcks so rubber. Check it out now, the fúcks so rubber.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrIy9zm7QY

:D

pickarooney · 29-01-2011 05:02PM

don101 wrote: »

Sharia dont like it
Lock the tackbar, Lock the taskbar!!

http://locktaskbar.ytmnd.com/

I always sing that in my head whenever I'm locking or unlocking a taskbar in Windows

CrowdedHouse · 29-01-2011 05:16PM

ger vallely wrote: »

'I believe in Malcom,where've you been you sexy thing.' I'm 40 this year and only found out it's 'I believe in miracles,'a couple of years ago. Always wondered who the heck Malcom was,and why he was so fantastic.

LOL That's not too bad - I used to think it was 'I believe in Milko..' which I assumed was a yoghurt drink or maybe a bar of chocolate in the UK

UpTheSlashers · 29-01-2011 05:26PM

Who needs "lyrics" :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhcnKYvzfZc

orourkeda · 29-01-2011 05:48PM

darkman2 wrote: »

Was it Adrian Kennedy?

No Neil Prenderville

Darksaga87 · 29-01-2011 06:20PM

"its raining men".

Iranian men!

jimthemental · 29-01-2011 06:50PM

I have fallen for your mother you can make your own way home - Saw Doctors

She moves on mysterious days - U2

Toto Wolfcastle · 29-01-2011 07:47PM

Rihanna 'What's my name' sounds like 'Oh nah nah whore's my name.'

Ave Nocturna · 30-01-2011 12:02AM

davrho wrote: »

If you tolerate this then your children will lay eggs-Manic Street Preachers.

Tell your wife how you won medals with Ned Flanders- Irish trad.

In fairness, I can't decipher most Manic Street Preachers songs until I read the lyrics.

"Could you suck Star Wars... "

"I'm daddy I'm loneliness, motorcycle emptiness. Oh nanny oh loneliness, motorcycle emptiness"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eevGEfQd0fM

Oh oh... And

"GOD GIVE ME A PIE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3tLpn1-VlQ

Conor Bourke · 30-01-2011 01:07AM

snyper wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs

Answers on a postcard please....

Not quite as unintelligable but close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loNU4fVpO8E

pity, coz the melody is lovely. Also I can't help but laugh when I see him, coz he reminds me of this...

LETHAL LADY · 30-01-2011 02:10AM

Ziggy stardust by david bowie

you can lick off guy smiley
you can teach him to land
came on snow rover man
well hung with a snow white tan
making love with his eagle

eightyfish · 30-01-2011 02:27AM

My girlfriend thought that Verve song went:

"And now the trucks don't work,
they only make it worse..."

Niall09 · 30-01-2011 02:28AM

don101 wrote: »

Sharia dont like it
Lock the tackbar, Lock the taskbar!!

http://locktaskbar.ytmnd.com/

Sharia dont right click,
Lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar!

:pac:

Larianne · 30-01-2011 02:30AM

Pussycat Dolls

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive fast cars
I wanna have boobies or groupies?

LETHAL LADY · 30-01-2011 02:33AM

Larianne wrote: »

Pussycat Dolls

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive fast cars
I wanna have boobies or groupies?

Sure tis up to yourself

LETHAL LADY · 30-01-2011 12:09PM

MOG7 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFf7_IKa7k8

Always thought he was saying "Tony Jamaica", only found out about a year ago what the actual words were.

Its come and eat your bacon up.

Tubsandtiles · 30-01-2011 12:19PM

"I'm blue da ba dee da ba die", "I'm blue if i was green I would die"=confusion

curehead · 30-01-2011 01:27PM

This years love is betty lace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-tp0JZvUA

This years love -David Gray

Socks Pistol · 30-01-2011 01:32PM

Prefab Sprout - The King Of Rock 'n' Roll

Real lyrics: Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

My lyrics : Hot dog, jumping frog, I love Cookies

Sinfonia · 30-01-2011 02:08PM

Moloko - The Time is Now

"Give up yourself unto the moment"/"Give up your sandwich in the morning"

Last night a DJ raped my wife....

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