Last night a DJ raped my wife....

deelite · 29-01-2011 01:13AM

That song by Enya "Sail Away" - I always use to sing "Save the Whale save the whale save the Whale".

TeddyTedson · 29-01-2011 01:14AM

It always thought this was "he's got a big dick"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszE4RynIKU

(At 1:00)

Holysock · 29-01-2011 01:17AM

"Oh chris de buuuuuuurgh, chris de buuuuuuuuuuurgh"- Crystal Ball by Keane

testicle · 29-01-2011 01:19AM

Neil Prendeville?

Aoifey! · 29-01-2011 01:20AM

I let an 11 year old borrow my ipod years ago, then heard him singing / shouting all proud

"I'M PREDICT I'M READY!!"

over and over again

highlydebased · 29-01-2011 01:23AM

Bruno Mars "I'd take a grenade for you"

Instead

"I'd puke on your face for you..."

shane1992 · 29-01-2011 01:27AM

Bruce Springsteen-blinded by the light

I thought it was "Another boner in the night"

Actually it is "Another runner in the night"

Sulmac · 29-01-2011 01:36AM

"If you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kids" - The Shoop Shoop Song by Cher.

Hector Mildew · 29-01-2011 02:19AM

Taking it to extremes, this is worth watching...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9gcyi_total-eclipse-spoof_music

Sulmac · 29-01-2011 02:37AM

"Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night" - Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

Metallergy · 29-01-2011 02:43AM

"i'm just tryin to make my life bit-ter"

turns out it was actually better.. or was he bein sneaky

RoundyMooney · 29-01-2011 02:52AM

Larianne wrote: »

What the fuk does Michael Stipe say in the chorus of REMs Sidewinder Sleeps tonight??

"pony to ..."

"no need to wake her up"

wah??

Tori Amos Professional Widow "He's gota big dick" instead of " 's gotta be big".

It's "Call me before you try to wake her up."

Oh, and plus one on the Tori Amos gig, we used to do the Gala song as, "My love has got no money, he's got his dungarees", around the same time.

Metallergy · 29-01-2011 02:57AM

"i come from a mound down under"

Johro · 29-01-2011 02:59AM

Desmond Dekker- 'The Israelites'

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that every mouth can be fed
Oh- ooooh... Me ears are alight.

problemchimp · 29-01-2011 03:00AM

La Isla bonnita by madonna, second verse, first line.
"young girls with eyes like potatoes"

Falco, rock me Amadeus. not sure what verse.
"lick a monkeys cuunt"

JupiterKid · 29-01-2011 03:03AM

How Do I Get To Athlone?

From Heart's - How Do I get you alone?:D

Johro · 29-01-2011 03:11AM

bluewolf wrote: »

Ah I duno that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZbj4J71A

Ouch... Maybe you were better off. Sorry...

ardinn · 29-01-2011 06:00AM

Christina agulera.

Thanks for makin mee... Wider.

I thought she was singin to me

professore · 29-01-2011 06:35AM

darragh16 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=purRGzwgq2I

My love has got no money He's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no power He's got his strong beliefs

Never really understood these lines

Don't you mean

My love has got no money He's got his tromboleese
My love has got no power He's got his tromboleese

professore · 29-01-2011 06:39AM

A mate of mine is well known for this.

Reverend Bluejeans by Neil Diamond

and the Nirvana classic .... he calls it the Mashed Potato song

"Here we are now - Mashed Potatoes"

bradlente · 29-01-2011 07:50AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=407YNmRKvQs/YOUTUBE]

Instead of all i had i gave it sounds like "motorhead are gaaaaaaaaay!"

davrho · 29-01-2011 08:54AM

professore wrote: »

Don't you mean

My love has got no money He's got his tromboleese
My love has got no power He's got his tromboleese

I thought it was "he's got his trampoline":o

Xavi6 · 29-01-2011 09:11AM

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Boyzone had one in the charts, called No Matter what:eek: went something like this at the start...

I'm a chimp, ha ha
I'm a chimp, ha ha

I always thought it was "Chinky chink ha ha" and the song had racist undertones.

maninasia · 29-01-2011 09:11AM

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got,
I'm still Jenny, I'm still Jenny from the block,
Used to have p....y (cat) now I have a c..k (male chicken)
No matter where I go I know where I came from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sob1LcGkdMg&feature=related

jeepers101 · 29-01-2011 09:20AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

0:34- There's a bad moon on the rise

Or is it There's a bathroom on the right

chillywilly · 29-01-2011 10:10AM

My mate(wouldn't be the sharpest knife in the drawer) requested the song "play you like a shoe". What he actually meant was "Praise you" (like I should) by Fatboy Slim

29-01-2011 11:15AM

Larianne wrote: »

What the fuk does Michael Stipe say in the chorus of REMs Sidewinder Sleeps tonight??

"pony to ..."

"no need to wake her up"

wah??

"call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her up"