Last night a DJ raped my wife....

finnegan2010 · 28-01-2011 11:25PM

REM
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.

AgileMyth · 28-01-2011 11:29PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

And who was it?

The DJ?

Jeez man, I thought it was a pretty self-explanatory sentence.

finnegan2010 · 28-01-2011 11:31PM

Boyzone had one in the charts, called No Matter what:eek: went something like this at the start...

I'm a chimp, ha ha
I'm a chimp, ha ha

Wurly · 28-01-2011 11:35PM

Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven.

My friend, when she was very young, thought it was: 'Charlie Heaven, cover me, feed me breakfast'...:D:pac:

Dudess · 28-01-2011 11:38PM

Oh yeah, a girl in my class thought the line "Leave me breathless" was "Leave me pregnant"... :pac:

Wurly · 28-01-2011 11:46PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCevP9DJtIY

And the chorus sounds like 'I am Ballymun knacker'.... Or so we thought back in the 90's

firefly08 · 28-01-2011 11:48PM

I hope these are obvious enough...

Saw Doctors:

Two injured swans, that would be enough

Dubliners:

There was music there, in the derrière

Then there was one I heard on the radio years and years ago - couldn't name the song or the artist but the DJ was having a laugh about how someone told them they thought it went:

"Don't go, Jason Waterfalls!"

RussellTuring · 28-01-2011 11:51PM

bluewolf wrote: »

So what is the thread title from

I think it's referring to "last night a DJ saved my life".

Metallergy · 28-01-2011 11:54PM

RussellTuring wrote: »

"last night a DJ saved my life"

what a samaritan. how much was the admission?

chillywilly · 28-01-2011 11:54PM

men at work- land down under.

The line goes "I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast"

I was convinced it was "I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She gave me head and gave me breakfast"

Every time I heard it I thought "what a woman!!"

Listen to it!

Dudess · 28-01-2011 11:56PM

Oh yeah, The Sugarhill Gang mention "derriere" in Rapper's Delight - I thought it was "Derry air" and was wondering how it made sense to make mention of an Irish folk ballad.

LETHAL LADY · 28-01-2011 11:56PM

Husband sings line from Golden brown by the Stranglers as follows

Golden Brown textured like sun lays me down with my rancheros.

ger vallely · 28-01-2011 11:57PM

'I believe in Malcom,where've you been you sexy thing.' I'm 40 this year and only found out it's 'I believe in miracles,'a couple of years ago. Always wondered who the heck Malcom was,and why he was so fantastic.

evillive · 29-01-2011 12:02AM

i remember years ago someone telling me they thought the opening line of 'livin on a prayer' was

'Tommy used to work on the Dart'

29-01-2011 12:03AM

RussellTuring wrote: »

I think it's referring to "last night a DJ saved my life".

Ah I duno that one

Debthree · 29-01-2011 12:08AM

I thought "Didn't we almost have it all" was "Didn't we almost have it off" - I was a young teenager when that was big and I wondered why there wasn't wholesale uproar over the lyrics. I also wondered why they didn't quite go all the way.

My mother used to sing "We don't have to put our shoes on to have a good time" (which of course should be "We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time".)

A classic which I love - my friend went into Golden Discs years ago looking for 'Creep' by Radiohead but didn't know the name of it at the time. When asked what way did it go she replied "I'm a tree, I'm a willow" (as opposed to "I'm creep, I'm a weirdo").

Metallergy · 29-01-2011 12:09AM

hush little baby don't tell a bird

and never mind that noise you heard

its just metallica in your head

in your closet, in your bed.

cucbuc · 29-01-2011 12:14AM

The Police- message in a bottle:

...a year has passed since I broke my nose..,,

RussellTuring · 29-01-2011 12:23AM

Metallergy wrote: »

what a samaritan. how much was the admission?

Eh?

UglyBolloxFace · 29-01-2011 12:28AM

bluewolf wrote: »

Ah I duno that one

Here it be....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZbj4J71A

Upon reflection, it doesn't sound like 'raped my wife' at all...at all.

dagdha · 29-01-2011 12:33AM

My mam told me that when she was young my uncle use to go around singing "Burnt to a cinder". He was meant to be singing "Return to sender" by Elvis.

Confused2011 · 29-01-2011 12:35AM

Lighthouse Family lifted! Years ago my friends mother said that he was saying we could be shifting and not we could be lifted we believed her for years the joys of being young!

seafood dunleavy · 29-01-2011 12:42AM

I'm sure in Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons he says "rate yourself and rape yourself".

Metallergy · 29-01-2011 12:45AM

seafood dunleavy wrote: »

Mumford and Sons

they sound dangerous, not letting my kids near that stuff.

seafood dunleavy · 29-01-2011 12:54AM

jackie1974 wrote: »

LOL I got my first real six string bought it at the five and dime (his guitar)

That clears that up so,and the fact he wasn't 5 years old when he had his first real sex dream.

Confused2011 · 29-01-2011 12:55AM

Another one from years ago. Alanis Morissette Head over feet.

" You've already won me over inside of me dont be alarmed if i fall head over feet"

DoesNotCompute · 29-01-2011 12:59AM

"I........ can't get it up!!" instead of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhDIBY3hKmk

Larianne · 29-01-2011 01:02AM

What the fuk does Michael Stipe say in the chorus of REMs Sidewinder Sleeps tonight??

"pony to ..."

"no need to wake her up"

wah??

Tori Amos Professional Widow "He's gota big dick" instead of " 's gotta be big".

29-01-2011 01:06AM

Larianne wrote: »

Tori Amos Professional Widow "He's gota big dick" instead of " 's gotta be big".

My dad said it was "scabby pig" or "'s gotta be a pig." Probably taking the mick though. :pac:

The other one that comes to mind is Neil Diamond's Forever in Blue Jeans... have often heard it said as "Reverend Blue Jeans."

Novella · 29-01-2011 01:09AM

"I'm honey, honey, honey, honey" instead of, "I'm horny, horny, horny, horny". Used to sing that a lot when I was a kid.

Last night a DJ raped my wife....

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