Last night a DJ raped my wife....

UglyBolloxFace · 28-01-2011 08:07PM #1

What other songs do you inadvertently get the lyrics mixed up of? (<--- grammar fail...not sure how to phrase that).

seafood dunleavy · 28-01-2011 08:09PM

fair play to the dj

Lumen · 28-01-2011 08:11PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Of which other songs do you accidentally the whole lyric

The girl with colitis goes by.

(Beatles)

fonecrusher1 · 28-01-2011 08:13PM

When did this happen?

darkman2 · 28-01-2011 08:14PM

Was it Adrian Kennedy?

AgileMyth · 28-01-2011 08:14PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

When did this happen?

Last night?

MagicMarker · 28-01-2011 08:14PM

Enter Sand, Man.

Jeez! Did I have egg on my face that day!!

hondasam · 28-01-2011 08:15PM

where were you ?

28-01-2011 08:15PM

A schoolfriend of mine thought the lyrics to that famous Bob Marley song were....

"We're German.........German.............and I hope you like Germans too..........................................We're German We're German We're German We're German"

saintsaltynuts · 28-01-2011 08:15PM

Itchy Fanny how we dont talk anymore.

Sea Sharp · 28-01-2011 08:15PM

The lovely horse song

I though "Where are you going with your fetlocks" was:

"Where are you going with your dreadlocks blowing in the wind"

UglyBolloxFace · 28-01-2011 08:18PM

Lumen wrote: »

The girl with colitis goes by.

(Beatles)

+1 ...I only found out last year that it's kaleidoscope eyes.

jimbob86 · 28-01-2011 08:20PM

ders that take that song...........
whatever i said,whatever i did i didnt mean it.................i wanna wash ur back with suds.............wash ur back...wash ur back...wash ur back with suds!

and amy winehouse y dont u cum all over valerie!!

AckwelFoley · 28-01-2011 08:21PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs

Answers on a postcard please....

fonecrusher1 · 28-01-2011 08:22PM

AgileMyth wrote: »

Last night?

And who was it?

biko · 28-01-2011 08:22PM

"I love Cecile"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

Arnold Layne · 28-01-2011 08:26PM

You can rip my hole again _ Atomic Kitten

mud · 28-01-2011 08:26PM

Always sang it as:

Giraffe in the jungle, in the jungle,in the jungle in the in the jungle.

And: I see you baby; chicken and egg, chicken and egg (shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)

DualFrontDiscs · 28-01-2011 08:31PM

Tonight I Sellotape my glove to you.

Adam · 28-01-2011 08:34PM

i'm a dancing toaster, turn my world around...

dilallio · 28-01-2011 08:36PM

I used to think that Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton's song "Islands in the Stream" was a song about Ireland's Industry

davrho · 28-01-2011 08:36PM

If you tolerate this then your children will lay eggs-Manic Street Preachers.

Tell your wife how you won medals with Ned Flanders- Irish trad.

Boxoffrogs · 28-01-2011 08:37PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jw7u4f-Ujg

Always thought the opening line to this song was 'It's easy when you know how to get along with a big fat cow'

UglyBolloxFace · 28-01-2011 08:41PM

diddledum wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jw7u4f-Ujg

Always thought the opening line to this song was 'It's easy when you know how to get along with a big fat cow'

Haha that is brilliant - I've listened to it a few times now and it still sounds like "big fat cow".

Raffo69 · 28-01-2011 08:43PM

There's a song that I can never get it right. Its from some man called Wez or Wes & the 1st line sounds like, "tall man in tallaght"

Sam Vimes · 28-01-2011 08:46PM

A friend of mine thought the Shania Twain line was "I can't believe you kiss your cock good night", not "I can't believe you kiss your car good night"

Tzetze · 28-01-2011 08:46PM

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix

qz · 28-01-2011 08:48PM

Jason Derulo Ridin' Solo:

"I'm putting on my shades to cover up my eyes
I'm jumping in m ride I'm heading out tonight,
Han Solo, Han Solo, Han Solo, Han Solo."

You'll never listen to it the same again.

mike65 · 28-01-2011 08:50PM

Tzetze wrote: »

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix

"Meearsarealight!"

AfterDusk · 28-01-2011 08:55PM

Every feckin person I know sings "I got two, two, two" instead of "Agadoo-doo-doo"

:rolleyes:

h57xiucj2z946q · 28-01-2011 08:58PM

I used a rubber, I used a rubber once
A long, long time ago
I used a rubber, I used a rubber once
A long long time ago
It's gone , all my rubbers is gone
It's gone , all my rubbers is gone

- Saw Doctors

Last night a DJ raped my wife....

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