Wheres all my money gone?

sensibleken · 28-01-2011 12:25PM #1

What the hell is this???

Just got my pay slip and after seeing the lovely big number at the top and comparing it to the much smaller number at the bottom it turns out im paying 25% tax now

thats a crap load worse than I thought. Anyone need any odd jobs doin?

phasers · 28-01-2011 12:27PM

I'll give you a tenner to clean me windows.

If you really want the money, you'll find my house.

You have one hour.

FreudianSlippers · 28-01-2011 12:28PM

It's gone to the man.

CreepingDeath · 28-01-2011 12:28PM

sensibleken wrote: »

...it turns out im paying 25% tax now

:rolleyes:

You're in the 25% tax band ?
I'm probably paying more tax than your entire wages.

FreudianSlippers · 28-01-2011 12:28PM

phasers wrote: »

I'll give you a tenner to clean me windows.

If you really want the money, you'll find my house.

You have one hour.

pfft... easy. You live in :noitacoL, that's right around the corner from my house.

chillywilly · 28-01-2011 12:30PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

:rolleyes:

You're in the 25% tax band ?
I'm probably paying more tax than your entire wages.

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

FreudianSlippers · 28-01-2011 12:31PM

chillywilly wrote: »

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

yeah, and I make a lot of money.

FACE!

CreepingDeath · 28-01-2011 12:31PM

chillywilly wrote: »

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

That must get in the way when you try putting a hat on.

Riamfada · 28-01-2011 12:33PM

You going to challenge him to a dual next?

iPlop · 28-01-2011 12:34PM

Listen USC sucks ,im not gonna get started on that as I would be banned for my views on it

4zn76tysfajdxp · 28-01-2011 12:35PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

That must get in the way when you try putting a hat on.

He doesn't even bother these days, despite the cold weather. Hence the username.

Ali Babba · 28-01-2011 12:35PM

It's coming to the stage where a three day week is looking like a good idea and get into a cheaper tax band, I seem to be working two days a week now to pay taxes, fcuk that, fcuk you very much Brian Lenihan.:mad:

28-01-2011 12:36PM

chillywilly wrote: »

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

Surely if you did have a chilly willy, then it would be kinda small, no?

darragh16 · 28-01-2011 12:36PM

Its gone to that big black hole that is Anglo Irish. When you walk by Anglo Irish you can feel the money being sucked out of your pocket...

Angron · 28-01-2011 12:37PM

Riamfada wrote: »

You going to challenge him to a dual next?

We draw Yu-Gi-Oh cards at dawn.

FreudianSlippers · 28-01-2011 12:37PM

darragh16 wrote: »

Its gone to that big black hole that is Anglo Irish. When you walk by Anglo Irish you can feel the money being sucked out of your pocket...

:rolleyes:

sensibleken · 28-01-2011 12:38PM

what annoys me most is that I know its not going toward anything usefull. just paying more to get less. Fúck lenihan.

28-01-2011 12:38PM

Denny M wrote: »

We draw Yu-Gi-Oh cards at dawn.

But the battle itself would take about a week to complete. God, I hated when they'd do that in Yu-Gi-Oh

Ali Babba · 28-01-2011 12:39PM

I think i'll just write an IOU to the revenue and when they come after me plead with NAMA for a bail out.

the_syco · 28-01-2011 12:40PM

phasers wrote: »

I'll give you a tenner to clean me windows.

If you really want the money, you'll find my house.

You have one hour.

Windows cleaned. Please pay me via PayPal to SaudiPrinceHasamKoshubar@legitemail.ze

sensibleken · 28-01-2011 12:42PM

OSI wrote: »

I'm loving the new tax arrangments, I'm paying less!!

how did you pull that off?

Ali Babba · 28-01-2011 12:42PM

OSI wrote: »

I'm loving the new tax arrangments, I'm paying less!!

And how would that be now, have you emigrated?

Angron · 28-01-2011 12:43PM

Deleted User wrote: »

But the battle itself would take about a week to complete. God, I hated when they'd do that in Yu-Gi-Oh

By the time they finish, we could be out of money problems.

Lumen · 28-01-2011 12:44PM

Taxes? Imagine that.

It's impossible to moan about this stuff.

If you're well paid, you can afford to pay it. And you should be grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're badly paid, you should be grateful to other people for paying your share. And grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're unemployed, you should be grateful for other people paying your share. And grateful that your welfare payments are higher than in most other places. And be grateful that you're not dead.

And thus we are divided and conquered.

Irish Slaves for Europe · 28-01-2011 12:45PM

sensibleken wrote: »

what annoys me most is that I know its not going toward anything usefull. just paying more to get less. Fúck lenihan.

Yep just going towards the perpetual debt that is the "bailout."

chillywilly · 28-01-2011 12:45PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

That must get in the way when you try putting a hat on.

phasers · 28-01-2011 12:45PM

the_syco wrote: »

Windows cleaned. Please pay me via PayPal to SaudiPrinceHasamKoshubar@legitemail.ze

That was my neighbour's house

ejmaztec · 28-01-2011 12:47PM

Ali Babba wrote: »

And how would that be now, have you emigrated?

He halved his working hours to pay less tax.:eek:

gonedrinking · 28-01-2011 12:48PM

All those tax calculators that appeared on websites after the budget to work out how much less off you will be appear to have been complete bollix. I'm twice as worse off as I was expecting.

darragh16 · 28-01-2011 12:51PM

OSI wrote: »

I'm loving the new tax arrangments, I'm paying less!!

Reduction of minimum wage?

sensibleken · 28-01-2011 12:54PM

Lumen wrote: »

Taxes? Imagine that.

It's impossible to moan about this stuff.

If you're well paid, you can afford to pay it. And you should be grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're badly paid, you should be grateful to other people for paying your share. And grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're unemployed, you should be grateful for other people paying your share. And grateful that your welfare payments are higher than in most other places. And be grateful that you're not dead.

And thus we are divided and conquered.

If you want to be a sycophant who is thankfull to FF for robbing all our money because of the stupid decissions theyve made then fair enough. Bend over and ask for another

Wheres all my money gone?

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