Wheres all my money gone?

sensibleken

What the hell is this???

Just got my pay slip and after seeing the lovely big number at the top and comparing it to the much smaller number at the bottom it turns out im paying 25% tax now

thats a crap load worse than I thought. Anyone need any odd jobs doin?

phasers

I'll give you a tenner to clean me windows.

If you really want the money, you'll find my house.

You have one hour.

FreudianSlippers

It's gone to the man.

CreepingDeath

sensibleken wrote: »

...it turns out im paying 25% tax now

:rolleyes:

You're in the 25% tax band ?
I'm probably paying more tax than your entire wages.

FreudianSlippers

phasers wrote: »

I'll give you a tenner to clean me windows.

If you really want the money, you'll find my house.

You have one hour.

pfft... easy. You live in :noitacoL, that's right around the corner from my house.

chillywilly

CreepingDeath wrote: »

:rolleyes:

You're in the 25% tax band ?
I'm probably paying more tax than your entire wages.

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

FreudianSlippers

chillywilly wrote: »

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

yeah, and I make a lot of money.


FACE!

CreepingDeath

chillywilly wrote: »

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

That must get in the way when you try putting a hat on.

Riamfada

You going to challenge him to a dual next?

iPlop

Listen USC sucks ,im not gonna get started on that as I would be banned for my views on it

4zn76tysfajdxp

CreepingDeath wrote: »

That must get in the way when you try putting a hat on.

He doesn't even bother these days, despite the cold weather. Hence the username.

Ali Babba

It's coming to the stage where a three day week is looking like a good idea and get into a cheaper tax band, I seem to be working two days a week now to pay taxes, fcuk that, fcuk you very much Brian Lenihan.:mad:

chillywilly

chillywilly wrote: »

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

Surely if you did have a chilly willy, then it would be kinda small, no?

darragh16

Its gone to that big black hole that is Anglo Irish. When you walk by Anglo Irish you can feel the money being sucked out of your pocket...

Angron

Riamfada wrote: »

You going to challenge him to a dual next?

We draw Yu-Gi-Oh cards at dawn.

FreudianSlippers

darragh16 wrote: »

Its gone to that big black hole that is Anglo Irish. When you walk by Anglo Irish you can feel the money being sucked out of your pocket...

:rolleyes:

sensibleken

what annoys me most is that I know its not going toward anything usefull. just paying more to get less. Fúck lenihan.

Denny M

Denny M wrote: »

We draw Yu-Gi-Oh cards at dawn.

But the battle itself would take about a week to complete. God, I hated when they'd do that in Yu-Gi-Oh

Ali Babba

I think i'll just write an IOU to the revenue and when they come after me plead with NAMA for a bail out.

the_syco

phasers wrote: »

I'll give you a tenner to clean me windows.

If you really want the money, you'll find my house.

You have one hour.

Windows cleaned. Please pay me via PayPal to SaudiPrinceHasamKoshubar@legitemail.ze

sensibleken

OSI wrote: »

I'm loving the new tax arrangments, I'm paying less!!

how did you pull that off?

Ali Babba

OSI wrote: »

I'm loving the new tax arrangments, I'm paying less!!

And how would that be now, have you emigrated?

Angron

Deleted User wrote: »

But the battle itself would take about a week to complete. God, I hated when they'd do that in Yu-Gi-Oh

By the time they finish, we could be out of money problems.

Lumen

Taxes? Imagine that.

It's impossible to moan about this stuff.

If you're well paid, you can afford to pay it. And you should be grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're badly paid, you should be grateful to other people for paying your share. And grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're unemployed, you should be grateful for other people paying your share. And grateful that your welfare payments are higher than in most other places. And be grateful that you're not dead.

And thus we are divided and conquered.

Irish Slaves for Europe

sensibleken wrote: »

what annoys me most is that I know its not going toward anything usefull. just paying more to get less. Fúck lenihan.

Yep just going towards the perpetual debt that is the "bailout."

chillywilly

CreepingDeath wrote: »

That must get in the way when you try putting a hat on.

phasers

the_syco wrote: »

Windows cleaned. Please pay me via PayPal to SaudiPrinceHasamKoshubar@legitemail.ze

That was my neighbour's house

ejmaztec

Ali Babba wrote: »

And how would that be now, have you emigrated?

He halved his working hours to pay less tax.:eek:

gonedrinking

All those tax calculators that appeared on websites after the budget to work out how much less off you will be appear to have been complete bollix. I'm twice as worse off as I was expecting.

darragh16

OSI wrote: »

I'm loving the new tax arrangments, I'm paying less!!

Reduction of minimum wage?

sensibleken

Lumen wrote: »

Taxes? Imagine that.

It's impossible to moan about this stuff.

If you're well paid, you can afford to pay it. And you should be grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're badly paid, you should be grateful to other people for paying your share. And grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're unemployed, you should be grateful for other people paying your share. And grateful that your welfare payments are higher than in most other places. And be grateful that you're not dead.

And thus we are divided and conquered.

If you want to be a sycophant who is thankfull to FF for robbing all our money because of the stupid decissions theyve made then fair enough. Bend over and ask for another

sbsquarepants

gonedrinking wrote: »

All those tax calculators that appeared on websites after the budget to work out how much less off you will be appear to have been complete bollix. I'm twice as worse off as I was expecting.

This statement is a grammar nazis wet dream! But i get get your point. tax is bad, boo!:D

Lumen

sensibleken wrote: »

If you want to be a sycophant who is thankfull to FF for robbing all our money because of the stupid decissions theyve made then fair enough. Bend over and ask for another

Epic point missing there.

sensibleken

Lumen wrote: »

Epic point missing there.

No I got the point. Its just a retarded point.

sbsquarepants

OSI wrote: »

My PRSI and USC together are less now than my PRSI and Income levy pre budget and no change in my PAYE

How is that? I want me some of it!

Fizman

I'm getting paid on Tuesday for the first time in 40 days. My cc is maxed. My old landlord has €780 belonging to me because of a mix up in cancellation of my standing order and has taken the entire month before pulling his hand out of his ass to do anything about it. All going well I'll get it on Tuesday. Needed to get a loan off my old man to sort my own rent this month thanks to all of that.

My bank account has AIDS right now.

Bad AIDS.

sensibleken

OSI wrote: »

My PRSI and USC together are less now than my PRSI and Income levy pre budget and no change in my PAYE

Ah I see. Hope its not too personal but does that mean your on a relatively low wage. If thats the case then I'm happy your paying less

steddyeddy

sensibleken wrote: »

how did you pull that off?

by pulling people off!

cherryghost

I'm paying 6 euro a week extra. Tis great altogether

jimthemental

All the money's at Bill's house, and Fred's!;)

I got hit very hard with this new crap today. Checked the account and I'm down a nice bit so I really want to see my payslip for the month whenever my boss decides to give em out.:mad:

Dravokivich

er... if you've been paying attention you'll note that there never was any money...

gonedrinking

sbsquarepants wrote: »

This statement is a grammar nazis wet dream! But i get get your point. tax is bad, boo!:D

I know, I'm just so angry right now I can barely string together a sentence. My net pay has been reduced by about 8%, and its just going to be worse next year, and the year after that.

Ali Babba

Lumen wrote: »

Taxes? Imagine that.

It's impossible to moan about this stuff.

If you're well paid, you can afford to pay it. And you should be grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're badly paid, you should be grateful to other people for paying your share. And grateful that you have a job at all.

If you're unemployed, you should be grateful for other people paying your share. And grateful that your welfare payments are higher than in most other places. And be grateful that you're not dead.

And thus we are divided and conquered.

Fcuk off Brian..............

Lumen

Ali Babba wrote: »

Fcuk off Brian..............

My post was apparently ambiguous. I am vehemently opposed to the economic policies of FF.

Direct your personal abuse elsewhere.

sensibleken

OSI wrote: »

Nope, going by CSO figures I'm just over the national average. Don't hate me

Not your fault at all. It lenihans.

Im under national average. PRSI is down but the 2% on the first 5 grand, 4% percent on the next 10 and 7% on the remainder are all less that the difference in PRSI for you?

That sounds so bizare i'd be carefull that who ever does your payroll didn't screw up and you'll end up paying it back.

orourkeda

CreepingDeath wrote: »

:rolleyes:

You're in the 25% tax band ?
I'm probably paying more tax than your entire wages.

Aul Jimmy Big Bollocks here

Hells Belle

Just below the average and mine is a fiver more than last month in total, surprised a bit I was expectin a ass rape. And revenue gave me €150 this month as well for doctor stuff

No Aldi surfin for me, I'm goin to Superquinn whoo hoo.

Sorry.

sensibleken

Hells Belle wrote: »

Just below the average and mine is a fiver more than last month in total, surprised a bit I was expectin a ass rape. And revenue gave me €150 this month as well for doctor stuff

No Aldi surfin for me, I'm goin to Superquinn whoo hoo.

Sorry.

Im confused. I thought the average wage was €32,000. Im below that but am paying a good bit more that a fiver. 7% more

enda1

I pay 57% tax gross to net including social charges etc.

Ireland's not that bad in comparison.

sensibleken

enda1 wrote: »

I pay 57% tax gross to net including social charges etc.

Ireland's not that bad in comparison.

where do you live? I have no problem with high taxes if they get spent on benifits for the general general citizenry rather than fúckers in bentleys

Rabies

chillywilly wrote: »

congratulations, i have a huge penis:rolleyes:

I heard the bigger it is the more tax you pay and all you're left with is a little stub of something that looked great on paper, but in reality is pretty small.