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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You really made me laugh out loud there! And as to the answer to your question.... well.... that would just reveal a bit too much personal info about my collection of fun items....



    Sweet baby Jesus! When will it STOP!?!?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    Sweet baby Jesus! When will it STOP!?!?!?

    When he grows up the crying stops, even baby Jebuses that are
    simultaneously themselves, their father & a holy ghost stop crying eventually :cool:


    When do you think this smiley ":rolleyes:" will finally be appreciated instead of being
    too ahead of his time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Dude! You are SOOOOO Right! Mr Smiley is WAY ahead of his time!



    Can I have the same drugs you are on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Just one of the benefits of living near a mobile phone mast.

    Jamacia or Bora Bora? Explain!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Jamaica - 'cos the cake is tasty.

    Pencil in the eye, or hammer to the thumb?

    Discuss


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    I was breaking brickets today & my thumb just started bleeding inexplicably
    so I feel thumbhammer-type pain as I type yet I'd choose it over eyejab
    anyday :D

    Why don't shops give translucent cellophane bags to customers for free
    instead of charging 15cent for the plastic stuff?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Because they are in business to make money!





    Should I go to bed now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Only if you want to miss the sun coming out to brighten up a wet wet Ireland.

    Will you tell us how your dreams involved this thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sadly, this thread was not in any of my dreams.



    Please, Sir, could I have another?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Sure, you can have first pick of anything that takes your fancy.

    When people say "someday.....OOOoover the rainbow...." what do they mean :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hmmm. I see the problem here. The lyrics are SOMEWHERE over the rainbow.... way up high.... there's a land that I heard of once in a lullabye.


    Does it make more sense now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Makes sense when you see the whole sentence thcryingsmiley.jpg

    Can you sing the whole thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Occasionally in the shower, I do!







    What do you sing in the shower?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    The line "someday.....OOOoover the rainbow...." then I say "we'll find..." &
    then idk :o Nonsense :P

    Do you ever think of Salad Fingers when you sing it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You want me to think about Mr Salad Fingers while I'm in the shower? Disturbing.....



    Are episode 1 3 4 and 5 just as unusual?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    You'll have to watch them to find out :pac:

    You'll tell us what you think of them, wont you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Courgette or cucumber?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    Cucumber.

    Why do people walk their babies whilst they're in their prams? - as in tuck them up in warm clothes and put them in their pram before taking them for like a long hour walk around town.?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    So as they get some fresh air!


    Kenny Chesney - Hot or Not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    He's my favourite awesome_face.png

    Tayto crisp bag or an emulsion of polymer microparticles in aqueous medium?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    uhhhh. crisp! cheese and onion. on bread.


    CHEESE?


  • Posts: 5,009 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jalepeno cheese, chive cheese, chili cheese, I don't really like cheese but I love flavoured cheese!

    Boardsie newbies, welcome, or bait?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Bait.



    Is it summer or winter in your pants?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    swelter



    what's your special move?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Strip poker.


    Is it seen or is it saw?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Strip poker.


    Is it seen or is it saw?
    Either!

    Should I? I mean, really, should I???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Only if it gets ya in trouble ;)

    Why are you itchy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Only if it gets ya in trouble ;)

    Why are you itchy

    Cause I have eczema! Waaaaaaaah!

    Am I sexy or wha?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    wha.



    is there any naked photos of you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    yes

    how much will you pay to see them


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