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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Satanta? Why, that would be an anagram of.....Satan, Ta.
    Yes, yes I am.

    Would you play the part of yourself in the movie about your life, or would you just let Tom Cruise/Angelina Jolie do it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Would rather Ian Huntley or Myra Hindley than those two monstrous egos.

    Is Julian Assange the 21st century Che Guevara?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    No.

    How was that bit of halibut?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    it tasted fishy.

    Have you ever tried Mulled Wine? (Yummeh!!!)


  • Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    I tried it on my infected leg but it only turned gangrene.

    Why does the first word of a sentence have a capital letter if theres already a full stop before it?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I don't make the rules, I only follow them.... some times.

    Plans for New Years?


  • Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    Its a surprise.

    So?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    No!

    Tago Mago?


  • Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    only if you're having one.


    Whats your wan's name again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I have no Wan

    is that bad?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    I have no Wan

    is that bad?

    probably. consult the magic 8 ball to be sure!

    Where am i?? :/


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    If no one posts in 2 days time, can I answer my own question?


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, because you didn't answer the question with that post, so you broked it.

    Will you marry me? (By marry I mean make me dinner.)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I just made a pizza I would be happy to share!

    That's not better than sex, is it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    No

    Will I get a response to my perlico thread in the broadband forum?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Outlook Cloudy. Ask again Later



    Mmmmmm. Mashed Potatoes. What's not to love?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Mashed spuds... mmm...

    *buries head in bowl*

    Why is what they said not what they meant when they said the thing that they said in the first place?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    The Grammar Nzais ate him.


    Was he yummy?


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    He tasted like chicken. If chicken tasted like people, with cajun seasoning.

    Can I have one of those? *points*


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    No, they're all for me :p

    Why would anyone want one?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭jamescd


    Because I'm greedy :pac:

    I'm bored, what shall I do ? :D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Count sheep. Or offer your neighbours some water at midnight.


    Why isn't grass black ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    it is when it s dark

    do you blame it on the dog?


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, I blame it on your dog!

    What have you been feeding him?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,390 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Can onions Skateboad?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    no, only mushrooms can skate board

    should I buy a pimp cane?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    I think you should buy a candy cane & deck it out with marshmellow glitter &
    mint diamonds (polo's 42352577.jpg naturally) as a substitute.

    When the toy car that was submerged in a latex covering & inserted in a
    dark place is removed, will it ever be used as a mode of transport again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, it was never used as a mode of transport to begin with! Unless you were intending this to mean Lego Men.....

    Don't put a Lego Man there, though. Promise you won't. K?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    If Mr. lego man doesn't get into the car before it's magical journey then he'll
    never end up there.

    Where are all the ticklish feathers?


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